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Caff	25-01-2008 01:00

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Incognitas (Post 34476904)

Well the OP hasn't bothered to come back to this thread so I guess he wasn't serious.:shrug:

whatever......
walk up and say - in whatever mood you're in - and say 'Hi' ............ and wait for a reaction............. and take it from there from eye-contact, interest, etc

xpod	25-01-2008 07:03

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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walk up and say - in whatever mood you're in - and say 'Hi' .

Then invite her out for a meal ask if she`d like to go halvers........on a baby;)

Mr_love_monkey

25-01-2008 07:33

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by xpod (Post 34476996)

Then invite her out for a meal ask if she`d like to go halvers........on a baby;)

though the women would say that the split isn't exactly 50/50 - that they do a lot more, and we get the easy bit - atleast that's what my wife is telling me most days now

Graham M

25-01-2008 07:38

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey (Post 34477007)

though the women would say that the split isn't exactly 50/50 - that they do a lot more, and we get the easy bit - atleast that's what my wife is telling me most days now

To give birth takes a few hours of her time, you'll be paying for the child for the next 18 years :p:

*runs*

Mr_love_monkey

25-01-2008 07:39

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Zeph (Post 34477008)

To give birth takes a few hours of her time, you'll be paying for the child for the next 18 years :p:

*runs*

brave, brave man :)

Nugget

25-01-2008 08:04

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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey (Post 34477009)

brave, brave man :)

He is but young - he'll learn ;)

Mr_love_monkey

25-01-2008 08:06

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34477021)

He is but young - he'll learn ;)

yeah, once his other half has beaten him several times.

Nugget

25-01-2008 08:09

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey (Post 34477022)

yeah, once his other half has beaten him several times.

Probably in a specific place to ensure that he never experiences anything to do with childbirth.

Fingy

25-01-2008 08:25

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

*Warning* Pregnant woman viewing thread!

;)

dilli-theclaw

25-01-2008 08:35

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

I wouldn't say that...... Pregnant women REALLY do it for me, and I'm also looking for a new woman ;) :)

fireman328

25-01-2008 09:18

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Zeph (Post 34477008)

To give birth takes a few hours of her time, you'll be paying for the child for the next 18 years :p:

*runs*

OOOOOH dons firemans helmet and exits !!! :shocked:

Nugget

25-01-2008 09:32

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Jefferson T (Post 34477034)

I wouldn't say that...... Pregnant women REALLY do it for me, and I'm also looking for a new woman ;) :)

Yeah, but wouldn't the fact that they're pregnant rather ruin your chances of getting them ;)

MadGamer

25-01-2008 09:36

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 34474978)

As everyone else is saying, just be yourself.
Talk about things you have in common or to start a conversation you could mention something about where you are, the food you are eating, the music they are playing, etc.

That's exactly what i did with mine (over text message) and we are both very happy :)

Mr_love_monkey

25-01-2008 10:02

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Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34477048)

Yeah, but wouldn't the fact that they're pregnant rather ruin your chances of getting them ;)

though you wouldn't need to worry about birth control...

Saaf_laandon_mo

25-01-2008 10:11

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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey (Post 34477055)

though you wouldn't need to worry about birth control...

Although you'd need to have a couple of Anadins handy for everytime she's constantly moaning about things such as...."no one giving her a train on the tube or a bus"...."nothing looking good on her"...."men dont understand how she feels"....."her bad back"...."the fact that theres no ice cream in the freezer at 3am"...."thatshe cant eat coal now that the house has central heating".......etc etc etc

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