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Dropped a 12.5kg dumbbell on my shin at the gym this morning.

Picture taken earlier but now a nice purple bruise is forming

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A few years back my mum dropped a 1" thick solid wood cutting board on the toe, it was painful for ages, and she lost the toe nail.

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Hope it is not too painful

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Thanks. Various 4 letter words were uttered.

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I could imagine ,

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Talking of the dreaded colonoscopy, I had one just over 2 years ago. I didn't have any sedation but wish I had, they did have gas and air available though which helped. I never knew just how deep a human could inhale and for how long... let me tell you it's very long and very, very deep.

And they hadn't finished with me there, after that, they literally spun me around and did the endoscopy! They assured me that they were not going to use the same camera that had just been up my anus. Saying that, I really didn't care, I was still higher than a kite from all that endless sucking I'd done less than a minute ago! The cylinder / tank must have looked like an empty crushed coke can.

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I’m sorry, I shouldn’t, but :rofl:

(I’ve had it done 3 times, and insisted on maximum sedation. I have absolutely no memory of the second one at all)

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I had no sedation no gas and tbh quite enjoyed the experience ( not in a sexual way just cuz I enjoyed watching my internals on TV hahahaha )

Endoscopy I had no sedation and hated it and will have to go again next year and every few years for the rest of my life but I still won't have sedation

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Lightweights- - wait till you have a kidney stone endoscopy…

For the preliminary examination, they use local rather than general anaesthesia; they use this…

https://www.cableforum.uk/board/atta...6&d=1363287789

All joking aside, I share your pain.

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This was my second Colonoscopy and this time l asked for sedation and l have to say it was a good decision given how l felt during and after the first one.

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I'll raise you a prostate biopsy. Not only do they go in through a natural orifice, they then knock through to next door :shocked:

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We have a winner! :clap:

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The urologist said "you may notice traces of blood in your semen". Understatement of the year.


For the non-squeamish - don't worry, it's not a photo:

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hope you did not wipe that on ya curtains hahahaha

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And I'll raise you a rectal tumour, Taken out using the T.A.M.I.S procedure. And my op is online (youtube) used as a training for the procedure.