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Kymmy 18-03-2009 07:48

Re: Constipated...
 
Any movement on this subject yet??????

:rolleyes: :D

chuzzlemonkey 18-03-2009 08:23

Re: Constipated...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lucy7 (Post 34755637)
Dogs eat grass when they have bad tummys!

Well go on ...tell us!

Anything worked yet??? ;):)

UPDATE people...


Woke up this morning and she still can't poo...which is great to talk about when its 6am and i should be dribbling sleepily on my pillow :dozey:

Have told her to go to the doctors but she's waaaay too subborn to go.

grr :(

Russ 18-03-2009 08:25

Re: Constipated...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755710)
Have told her to go to the doctors but she's waaaay too subborn to go.

You can't help but admire the irony in the fact she is copying her bowels... :disturbd:

LondonRoad 18-03-2009 08:28

Re: Constipated...
 
I'm sure it'll all come out good in the end. :)

chuzzlemonkey 18-03-2009 08:30

Re: Constipated...
 
lol!

And i swear if i have to listen to this for 2 weeks and then all she does is a rabbit dropping then i'm leaving her! :D

Russ 18-03-2009 08:32

Re: Constipated...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755720)
lol!

And i swear if i have to listen to this for 2 weeks and then all she does is a rabbit dropping then i'm leaving her! :D

That's right. You tell her it's Swiss Rolls only and NOT Malteasers.

chuzzlemonkey 18-03-2009 08:34

Re: Constipated...
 
Swiss rolls?

I want yule-tide logs! :dozey:

Russ 18-03-2009 08:35

Re: Constipated...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755722)
Swiss rolls?

I want yule-tide logs! :dozey:

Mate if she can grunt them out that size then she really needs to see a doctor....

chuzzlemonkey 18-03-2009 08:41

Re: Constipated...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Russ B (Post 34755726)
Mate if she can grunt them out that size then she really needs to see a doctor....


:p:

Maybe she'll never poo again?
Oh what a simple life!

Russ B I can't help but find your signature rather appropriate for this thread! lmao! ;)

Russ 18-03-2009 08:44

Re: Constipated...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755735)
:p:

Maybe she'll never poo again?
Oh what a simple life!

You accusing her of being full of ****???

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755735)
Russ B I can't help but find your signature rather appropriate for this thread! lmao! ;)

Well yes, that's also connected to someone else who is full of **** too ;)

Welshchris 18-03-2009 08:47

Re: Constipated...
 
u never know while ur at work u will hear what u think is a rumble of thunder when its actually her on the loo lol

chuzzlemonkey 18-03-2009 08:49

Re: Constipated...
 
Come on. The girl hasn't had a bowel movement in a week!
I'd say she's a bit more than full of it.
Saturated is probably more appropriate! lol

And are you implying that some people of CF are full of poo?
Never! :D

MovedGoalPosts 18-03-2009 08:51

Re: Constipated...
 
She should eat the microwave meal I had last night. Gotta run :Sprint:

chuzzlemonkey 18-03-2009 08:52

Re: Constipated...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 34755751)
She should eat the microwave meal I had last night. Gotta run :Sprint:

What was that?
Got the runs? :p:

shredder 18-03-2009 09:17

Re: Constipated...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755199)
Lies...just admit the pipes were clogged...its ok! :p

Ha no I actually wasn't! The amount of stick I got at work drinking it.....I haven't drank it since!


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