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Cobbydaler

21-01-2008 19:25

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Alien (Post 34474732)

That's my problem, girls are perfectly willing to be just friends with me, but don't want anything more than that [from me].

There's a site that explains it better than I could, but unfortunately it contains swearing [not on the main page, but on other pages], so I can't link to it. If you google ladder theory it'll be the first site listed. Some may consider it sexist, or misogynistic, but from my experience I'd say it's probably true.

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Note that the following topics of disinterest have been field tested and shown conclusively not to work: Unix, literature, poetry, international politics, and s*d*my.

Nidge

21-01-2008 19:32

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Originally Posted by wwe (Post 34474318)

how would u pull a bird(girl)?
whats ur best chat up lines?

Your jeans would look nice on my bedroom floor.

alferret

21-01-2008 19:54

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Originally Posted by wwe (Post 34474318)

how would u pull a bird(girl)?
whats ur best chat up lines?

LMAO
Sorry had to grin an giggle.

Halcyon

21-01-2008 22:24

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

As everyone else is saying, just be yourself.
Talk about things you have in common or to start a conversation you could mention something about where you are, the food you are eating, the music they are playing, etc.

A couple to avoid:

"You look hot, but your Mum is probably hotter"

"I have a large collection of knives"

"I like blood"

"Let's make babies"

Alien

21-01-2008 23:53

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Cobbydaler (Post 34474839)

I wasn't thinking of that bit really. I was thinking of the stuff about how girls/women are more than happy to use me as a shoulder to cry on, complaining about the way their current or ex boyfriend[s] treat them, but if I should suggest that perhaps they might be happier with someone who isn't like the other guys they're complaining about - me for instance - they give me some BS about not being their type. :mad:

danielf

22-01-2008 00:04

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Alien (Post 34475023)

Get a Bike and start treating them like **** :D

A strategy that I have found quite effective lately is the following: Walk up to the most attractive woman in the place and point to the fattest/uggliest bloke in the place. Then you say: Did you know that's Mr_Love_Monkey? The rest is easy :)

Alien

22-01-2008 00:32

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Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34475027)

Get a Bike

I don't suppose a mountain bike counts? :D

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Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34475027)

and start treating them like **** :D

That's my problem, I'm too nice to them. I'm going to have to make an effort to be a bit less nice though. Not nasty really, just as soon as I realise they're just using me & have no intention of being anything more than just good friends then I'll tell them to get lost.

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Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34475027)

A strategy that I have found quite effective lately is the following: Walk up to the most attractive woman in the place and point to the fattest/uggliest bloke in the place. Then you say: Did you know that's Mr_Love_Monkey? The rest is easy :)

Poor guy, always being the butt of everybody's jokes, bless 'im. ;) Before I discovered that ladder theory site I was starting to wonder if some women [at least the ones I find attractive anyway] had some sort of genetic don't-sleep-with-Alien imperitive. :)

Mr_love_monkey

22-01-2008 20:54

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

I quite like Chris Rock's idea for meeting women - he says :

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I like to go to pro choice protests, it's a good place to meet women, because you know they're ****ing.

ikthius

23-01-2008 08:20

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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey (Post 34475575)

I quite like Chris Rock's idea for meeting women - he says :

was that not in dogma as well?

ik

papa smurf

24-01-2008 21:23

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 34474978)

dont forget you dont sweat much for a fat lass and i had no idea they made that in your size

Maggy

24-01-2008 21:27

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

Well the OP hasn't bothered to come back to this thread so I guess he wasn't serious.:shrug:

papa smurf

24-01-2008 21:30

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Originally Posted by Incognitas (Post 34476904)

Well the OP hasn't bothered to come back to this thread so I guess he wasn't serious.:shrug:

with the vast amount of advice on here he's probably pulled:erm:

xpod	24-01-2008 21:32

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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with the vast amount of advice on here he's probably pulled

Or...settled for a pull:angel:

SMHarman

24-01-2008 22:45

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Originally Posted by xpod (Post 34476910)

Or...settled for a pull:angel:

Come again?

xpod	24-01-2008 22:47

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Come again?

You`ll have to excuse me......the wife needs a fag.;)

Cigarette of course:erm:

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