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I guess it just isn't in me to stand in a queue with a.....errr.... sex toy in hand.I think that may just be the problem.In the appropriate shop where everyone else is of a like mind maybe.But in a place that sells everything from hot water bottles to toenail clippers to errrr..surgical supports and not everyone is of the same mind,I think Boots may have a problem. :erm:

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Will they sell them for men though, or just women? Methinks that it'll be like lesbians - more acceptable for a woman to be sexually deviant because, well, what do you expect? Whereas men - coooooooooo no.

Sigh :rolleyes:

[edit] Shop assistants seem to be more embarrassed than customers. The first time I bought a copy of the Gay Times the woman in Waterstones quickly flipped it over so it was face down on the counter, then hastily shoved it in a carrier bag :D

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Oh good I can get presents for my dates from Boots now!

Heres one of my recent funny stories, not trying to hijack the thread but just sharing it.

I enchanged a few very pleasant emails with a female I had never met, after I was sure she was not a bunny boiler I gave her my home phone number as we had not yet spoken. She phoned me and I was quite suprised, she had consumed two halfs of lager and a bottle of wine. She was not the same shy women who had exchanged those tame emails.

She starte telling me that she was looking for a man because she kept wearing the batteries out in her toys, I agreed to meet her for a meal one night, and I thoughtfully bought her a present, wrapped them up and placed them in a nice gift bag.

She was very embarassed about her drunken phone call, and was even more embarassed when she unwrapped the batteries! :D

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Anyway I think it's just as important that the space between ones ears is regarded as part of the equation as much as any sex toy.Imagination has a very powerful effect as well.Can't buy that in any shop I'm afraid. :D

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Ahh but I bet that Grahams shop could help with the imagination :D

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im going to complain that children are going to be traumatised and others will be influenced by these 'objects of desire and pleasure' ;)

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Says the guy in the corner with the nurses uniform (again) :erm: ;)

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I was going to ask how you can be influenced by a sex toy. "Look Mabel - a strap on. Buy one so you can give your Bert one tonight" :erm: Traumatised children? Well you do have to be careful with the squirting ones - nothing worse than yoghurt in your eye. I hear. Objects of desire? Well the rainbow coloured ones are nice to look at I suppose.

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see!!! i was influenced!!! it wasent my fault! i was harrassed in to it ;)

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How can you be harrassed into a nurse's uniform? :erm: These CF Meets are strange events from the sounds of it :D

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I see Boots are advertising a '3 for the price of 2' offer.

You could get a sex toy, a music CD, and decongestant tablets.

"Could I have a Dildo, a Dido, and packet of DoDo?"

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oh come on, i was in ann summers, bopdude influenced me, they corrupted poor innocent me :( ;)

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Poor innocent Kronas, I'm sure you were dragged in there kicking and screaming :erm:

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well yes i was......actually dragged..... :D :erm:

thats a lie i waltzed in ;)

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There is a range of toys designed by women for women that are not "anatomical". They're come in tasteful packaging and are made in gentle colours with smooth curves and lines, so unless you knew what they are you'd have a hard time guessing.

I've got to get around to finishing off updating my site to work with the shopping cart...!