Re: How will you die?
 

I think I remember reading somewhere you get your longevity (or lack thereof) from your maternal grandparents; mine were both in their eighties and died of nothing more, really, than old age. The same is true of all my relatives who've died in my lifetime; my great-grandmother died when I was a toddler, aged 92. We have no history, thankfully, of heart, lung or any-other-major-organ-disease in my family, on either side. Only one relative I know of - one of my aunts - had cancer. My mum's 72 in March, but she can still get around under her own steam without anything like a walking stick. Not very fast, it's true, but still. ;)

I'm 40, and I ride a bicycle to and from work (about 15 minutes' riding from home to work); a visit to my parents takes about twice that. You know that advert about keeping your heart healthy, the one that says 'do something every day that scares you'? Well, I do...I get on my bike and ride it on Bolton's roads, twice a day! :Yikes:

I consider myself very healthy, I've never smoked, I rarely drink and I get regular exercise and a reasonably balanced diet. The last time I had a medical exam, heart, lungs and blood pressure were all spot-on. So barring accidents, bird flu or some catastrophe you ain't gettin' rid of me for at least another 40 years, hopefully more like 60 given that medical knowledge will surely improve in that time, and I hope I'm still together mentally by then. I'll just have to keep doing the Sudoku puzzles in the papers. :p:

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can u die from addiction to masterbation? :disturbd:

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With the curries i eat.... probally by blowing myself up from holding in a curry fart.

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Isn't this known as spontanious currybustion? :D

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I just thought it was known as the nuclear fart.

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depressing thread, I will say i want to live past 70 and die in my sleep so I dont feel pain and know my life is seconds away from ending.

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How will I die?? I'll die with a fag in one hand and a beer in the other hand with a 21 year old leggy blonde doing her stuff zapping all the life out of me.

Well you did ask.:D :D :D

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To the tune of SPAM.

"Pun pun pun pun pun"

Be careful. It can send you into a Korma....:)

Only if you can spell.... :)

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Maybe his eyesight is bad and he can't see the keyboard anymore? :erm:

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Or (assuming your cooker has a knackered pilot light and is Gas), did you light the cooker after turning it on?

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wierdo

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Who?

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Most of the women in my family have apparently died of cancer in their 40's and 50's. And my biological dad died of cancer at about 37...

Wonder what my fate might be then:dozey::disturbd:

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I just use the liquidiser now, I think, years ago my food did taste funny, or was that a few days ago, I can't remember.

ik

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happilly I hope........................