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papa smurf 29-06-2026 08:09

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here we go again, another 10 year mission to boldly go where no pm has gone before

Andy Burnham will promise to lead a 10-year mission to drive up living standards as he sets out his vision for Britain.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politi...peech-37359329

Sephiroth 29-06-2026 08:40

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From the same article:

Quote:

He is also expected to call for new political culture focused on putting place before party, problem-solving before point-scoring and long-term thinking over short-term politics.
"... new political culture ... ": Can't wait for the first PMQs!


papa smurf 29-06-2026 08:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephiroth (Post 36218479)
From the same article:



"... new political culture ... ": Can't wait for the first PMQs!


could be communism,have we tried that yet.

Sephiroth 29-06-2026 08:51

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Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36218480)
could be communism,have we tried that yet.

No - the Justice system is totally clogged.

Carth 29-06-2026 09:12

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The aim is that this unit would be "to drive devolution" and it would be responsible for "good growth in every postcode" of the UK.
Has nobody told him there already is a post code lottery?

papa smurf 29-06-2026 10:54

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looks like we are getting manchestuhism like wot they have in manchestuh,yea mad for it



all run from numbuh 10 norf


big speech no questions from the press

Hugh 29-06-2026 11:13

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Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36218486)
Has nobody told him there already is a post code lottery?

I believe your statement supports the point he was making…

Are you an undercover Burnhamite? ;)

Carth 29-06-2026 11:42

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Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36218493)
I believe your statement supports the point he was making…

Are you an undercover Burnhamite? ;)

Busted :shocked:

I guess wearing the red tie with the 'I love a good conspiracy' T-shirt gave it away :D

Paul 29-06-2026 19:56

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
More promises that will never happen, nothing changes.

Carth 29-06-2026 21:10

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Originally Posted by Paul (Post 36218529)
More promises that will never happen, nothing changes.

I doubt there's many that expect changes, although it could get worse I suppose :juggle:

Sephiroth 30-06-2026 08:11

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"Reindustrialise": Yes

"No 10 North": Ridiculous. Get growth first then tinker.

"More devolution": Not before there is a nationally consulted and funded plan. At this stage - gollox.

"Government is broken": No shit.

papa smurf 30-06-2026 08:20

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seems to me he want's to work from home and not in downing street, stupid idea :td:

Sephiroth 30-06-2026 08:30

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We cracked up when we heard of Mahmood's £10K clawback from refugees plan!

Seen from the planet Zog, it would seem sensible. In reality, this is akin to the student loan that never gets paid back by foreigners. Have they done a risk analysis on how to deal with default? Fire the refugees and create a jobs crisis? Or shove it back onto the taxpayer?

papa smurf 30-06-2026 08:35

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meet them in the channel give them a gallon of petrol point them at France and say bon voyage,this will save the cost of keeping them.

Carth 30-06-2026 09:14

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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36218561)
meet them in the channel give them a gallon of petrol point them at France and say bon voyage,this will save the cost of keeping them.

Oh come on Papa, that's just plain ridiculous. I know the price of petrol is (allegedly) on the way down, but it's still costly. I'd suggest half a gallon at most, which should be enough to get them within sight of the French coastguard . . . who will then supply them with 3 liters of petrol and point them our way. :D


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