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Taf 20-09-2010 19:45

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
:confused:

Nope, not a clue

Hom3r 20-09-2010 19:48

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
Or this

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/...2010/09/42.jpg

Sirius 20-09-2010 19:50

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Taf (Post 35095039)
:confused:

Nope, not a clue


My point was that being on the dole or what ever benefit he gets will reduce greatly the amount they can get off him, Therefor its in his interest to stay as he is and be a bone idle pain in the arse baby maker.

Now i hope i made myself clear this time or would you like me to spell it out as well :)

Hom3r 20-09-2010 19:50

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
Saw this and though of him

Quote:

DIY VasectomyAfter having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner London, Newcastle, Norfolk and anywhere in Wales.

Sirius 20-09-2010 19:54

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hom3r (Post 35095046)
Saw this and though of him

Excellent

iFrankie 20-09-2010 20:43

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
I'm with Maggy, the 10 woman must of either been drunk or blind haha.

25 years of age! thats still pretty young to have 3 or 4 kids never mind 10!!!

Kymmy 20-09-2010 21:10

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
I think you're agreeing with Maggy not me ;)

iFrankie 20-09-2010 21:17

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kymmy (Post 35095109)
I think you're agreeing with Maggy not me ;)

aaaah, i've done this in the past but then i remember haha sorry.

Tuftus 20-09-2010 22:25

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
I blame his father. If he was a bin man he should have shown him how to bag up properly.

frogstamper 20-09-2010 23:01

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
Words fail me....

Maggy 21-09-2010 12:32

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
According to the Wright Show the total stands at 15 children by 14 women. and has a history of violence.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

What a stud.:rolleyes:

Ramrod 21-09-2010 13:13

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 35095348)

What a stud.:rolleyes:

Well he's got a cheeky grin.....so thats all right then :dozey:

chris9991 21-09-2010 13:40

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
I wonder how many women he's slept with without getting them pregnant. It wouldn't suprise me if an STI or two was floating around as well

Taf 21-09-2010 14:00

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirius (Post 35095045)
My point was that being on the dole or what ever benefit he gets will reduce greatly the amount they can get off him, Therefor its in his interest to stay as he is and be a bone idle pain in the arse baby maker.

Now i hope i made myself clear this time or would you like me to spell it out as well :)

Got you now... my lateral thinking hat wasn't on. ;)

RizzyKing 21-09-2010 17:49

Re: Man set to have tenth child by ten different women
 
Just the latest in a long line of people demonstrating their complete lack of responsibility in modern UK and the worst thing is none of us are that shocked by these stories anymore THATS whats really wrong and worrying.


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