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Re: Tattooed Swedish devil girls sexually molest cyclist

P'raps they tied him to the rack and gave his stem a crank.

;)

Re: Tattooed Swedish devil girls sexually molest cyclist

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAI TOOMUCH INFUHMASHUN!!!!!

This thread's given me more giggles than any other so far today! Kudos. :D

Re: Tattooed Swedish devil girls sexually molest cyclist

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Originally Posted by altis (Post 34835925)

P'raps they tied him to the rack and gave his stem a crank.

;)

I think they removed his pedal pushers, oiled his chain and cranked him up a gear or two so he could reach his peak at the top of the hill.

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Originally Posted by AntiSilence (Post 34835063)

How odd :confused:

very odd! i bet the 'poor bloke' had the time of his life, but obviously its wrong.

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Originally Posted by Frankie07 (Post 34837391)

very odd! i bet the 'poor bloke' had the time of his life, but obviously its wrong.

I find this all very odd.

Why would you think he had the time of his life?

OK, if 5no. Pamela Anderson lookalikes (or whatever your preference is) dragged you off your bike and lured you into a nice room with jaccuzzi, massive bed, and as much coke as you can snort, where they gently fellated you and then really went to town on you - then yes he may have had the "time of his life".

But the reality is he was dragged of down an alley by 5no. well built Susan Boyle lookalikes and roughly assaulted against his will.

I don't object to the gags because a jokes a joke but I neither do I advocate them as I don't think the actual reality of the incident is very nice.

Similarly, I'm sure it would be a womans fantasy to be blindfolded and tied to a bed with satin sheets, gently teased and caressed and then taken by a hunky stranger or 3.

But in reality they are usually taken by knife point, into some bushes by a grubby individual with alchohol on breath and violently assaulted against their will, and I wouldn't have thought to many gags about that would be so warmly received.

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Originally Posted by Pierre (Post 34837453)

But the reality is he was dragged of down an alley by 5no. well built Susan Boyle lookalikes

Don't say that :(

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Similarly, I'm sure it would be a womans fantasy to be blindfolded and tied to a bed with satin sheets, gently teased and caressed and then taken by a hunky stranger or 3.

Do you write this kind of stuff professionaly? :)

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But in reality they are usually taken by knife point, into some bushes by a grubby individual with alchohol on breath and violently assaulted against their will, and I wouldn't have thought to many gags about that would be so warmly received.

It would be taken more serious if it had happened to a woman.

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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34837487)

Don't say that :(

True, but I doubt they were the kind on women that you would actually want to molest you.

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Do you write this kind of stuff professionaly? :)

No, I read a lot of it though ;)

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It would be taken more serious if it had happened to a woman.

Indeed it would. But I am having my doubts that any of this happened