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Cobbydaler 29-02-2008 21:21
Re: French hospitality??
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey (Post 34497952)
Could be - I know many languages - I am a cunning linguist...
You're a funny Fella - Tio Pepe your drink? :erm:

Chris 29-02-2008 21:44
Re: French hospitality??
 
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Originally Posted by BBC
He now plans to walk around the coast of Britain instead, learning French as he goes, so he can try again next year.


He's an idiot. After he's done a circuit of GB learning French, he can do another one while he learns German. And another one for Greek. And one for Turkish. And Arabic. And Farsi. In fact, one for every other language he's likely to need in order to say "peace and love, I'm not a freeloading backpacker, honest". :erm:

RizzyKing 29-02-2008 21:53
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Hmm i am intrigued by this freeconomy can you really be that collectively stupid and not be locked up. How the hell does he plan to learn french walking around the coastline of the UK. Well i bid him well in torquay i got drunk one night fell asllep on what at the time seemed lovely little benches only to be woken by a policeman with a truncheon asking me to move on. I had heard they were redoing the muppet show never realised they had done away with the puppets.

Uncle Peter 29-02-2008 22:03
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Originally Posted by SOSAGES (Post 34497955)
i suggest we go to war with france.
Yeah, scramble the bomber! knew that Vulcan would come in handy one of these days. Just need something to drop out of it - I suggest Tony Blair.

Cobbydaler 29-02-2008 22:13
Re: French hospitality??
 
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Originally Posted by Uncle Peter (Post 34498228)
Yeah, scrambler the bomber! knew that Vulcan would come in handy one of these days. Just need something to drop out of it - I suggest Tony Blair.
I suggest a dual payload of Tony 'n Gordon....

RizzyKing 29-02-2008 22:16
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I wouldn't inflict either of them two on any nation even as payload.

Osem 29-02-2008 22:36
Re: French hospitality??
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobbydaler (Post 34498234)
I suggest a dual payload of Tony 'n Gordon....
Actually by chance I think you may have stumbled across the manner by which Britain can re-establish its global empire and dominate the world. Surely all we have to do is drop the likes of Bliar, Prescott, Vaz, Mandelson, Straw, Harman, Brown, Darling, Hain, Robinson, Clarke, Reid, Hewitt, Blunkett, Cook, Jowell, etc etc etc etc at strategic locations across the globe and we will inherit the Earth............



:)

danielf 29-02-2008 22:58
Re: French hospitality??
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris T (Post 34498217)
He's an idiot. After he's done a circuit of GB learning French, he can do another one while he learns German. And another one for Greek. And one for Turkish. And Arabic. And Farsi. In fact, one for every other language he's likely to need in order to say "peace and love, I'm not a freeloading backpacker, honest". :erm:
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Quite. Another useful phrase would be: Please kindly give me a visa to your country for free. I know you normally charge around £20, but I forgot to bring my Credit Card (and my razor, toothbrush, and soap).

tweetypie/8 01-03-2008 00:11
Re: French hospitality??
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Osem (Post 34497885)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7270401.stm

Is this guy a total idiot or are the French that unfriendly to hard up foreigners (or both) ?

total prat,idiot,moron,:erm:

papa smurf 01-03-2008 08:10
Re: French hospitality??
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Osem (Post 34498246)
Actually by chance I think you may have stumbled across the manner by which Britain can re-establish its global empire and dominate the world. Surely all we have to do is drop the likes of Bliar, Prescott, Vaz, Mandelson, Straw, Harman, Brown, Darling, Hain, Robinson, Clarke, Reid, Hewitt, Blunkett, Cook, Jowell, etc etc etc etc at strategic locations across the globe and we will inherit the Earth............



:)
didn't some one try something similar in the late 1930s ;)

Tinky 01-03-2008 09:32
Re: French hospitality??
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 34498206)
i see you've met my mum on holiday then, her language skills are a tad embarrassing ie [ you understandee me wantee fry upee brekee] etc :D
So she speaks fluent Chinese then papa lol?

multiskilled 01-03-2008 17:57
Re: French hospitality??
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey (Post 34497952)
Could be - I know many languages - I am a cunning linguist...
And how many tongues can you say that in? :D

polmki 04-03-2008 13:07
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http://planetmatty.googlepages.com/hjkhk.JPG

Tuftus 04-03-2008 13:24
Re: French hospitality??
 
I have to say I remember when he was interviewed on the Today programme on R4, I thought to myself "he won't get far..."

Having seen that photo, it's not hard to see why really.


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