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It broke :eek: ........ at an inopportune moment :LOL: Would say cheap rubbish but it was one of the most expensive pieces of rubbish i've ever bought ;) Was i going to take it back and tell them i wanted a refund?
Yeah.......... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!! :D
Perhaps the lesson to be learnt is..... if you want a massage..... get someone else to do it :angel:



Am sure graham will post himself about it, as he has done many times before but........ he has a link to his site on his profile ;)
Not for you, of course Swoop :naughty: :D

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Russ........ you must be so proud!!

The Sun headline for its version of the story today is ....... Kinky Boots?

If you ever get tired working where you are now.... looks like there may be an opening for a man of your talents elsewhere ;) :D



NB: and i'm well aware of the innuendo in the last sentence......... just LEAVE IT!!! :p:

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Belittled by an neurotic italian woman.....now that's shaming :cry:

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Your vitriolic castigation has me quivering in my boots......... my kinky boots no less ;) :D

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Why not? You're entitled to it, they're probably just relying on you not complaining to boost their profits by selling tat.

If you want a new one, drop me a PM!

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Of course not...

"It's for a friend!" :D

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Anyone see Johnny Knoxville do that very thing on the Jackass film??? :D

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Well.......... it might have died under duress..... and i say might ;) So the entitlement issue is debatable :D It was almost 2 years ago anyway :)

What was this thread about again? :confused:

Oh yes...... Boots selling sex toys...... or will they be called marital aids?...... aids for personal growth? powertoys for seXeduP professionals ? ;)

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Stress relievers?They will possibly be in the relaxation and aromotherapy section.

Somehow thinking of the Boots in our local High Street I'm wondering what some of the vast number of Senior Citizens who seem to live there will make of it. :D The thought of queueing up in front of someone getting corn plasters is a trifle daunting surely? :D

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I suppose it really depends on where they're intending to put the corn plaster :angel: ;)


Stress relievers? I LIKE that one :D All that pent up frustration needs to be released somehow or it can lead to various other ailments ;)

And then when your eye sight starts to fail..... you can go to their ophthalmic counter :D

Mmmmm..... personally i'd rather buy something of that nature in a place where the person behind me is likely to have something more obscene than a loofer.... and yes, i'm sure they can be obscene too, if you try hard enough :D

It will be interesting to see what the sales figures are like......... and if M&S follows suit to boost their failing sales prior to xmas....

M&S........ change the letters round and a wealth of marketing opportunities come to mind :D

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Surely that would be the male version? ;)

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I'm all for equality daniel :D Have to admit though...... there are more products available for women :dozey:

APPARENTLY!! ;)

Perhaps men are less sophisticated when it comes to this type of extra curricular activity..... but then judging by American Pie i'm not surprised :D
It could be that women are more difficult to please...... could be??? :LOL:
Mmmmmm....... I doubt that Boots will delve into the male product market...... society seems to have the view that sexual products directed at men are more pornographic and sleazy whereas those for women are seen as less offensive.... not porn but erotica.....
Bit like lesbianism :shrug:

is it my imagination? Don't think so.

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Men have always been dealt the short end of the stick... :erm: No, wait, forget I said that :dunce: :D

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Ooohhhh........... so many responses....... and so many ways to get banned :D

But..... as far as men always being dealt the short end of the stick is concerned....... we're back to graham's site!! ;) :D

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Not if their queuing up to buy Anusol though:p: