Re: will kronas finally get to meet 'the one'
 

Now thats not nice. ;)

Good luck remember that if you get married to use this handy guide into how to answer questions

1 - "What are you thinking?"
The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:


a - Football
b - Baseball
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.


The best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."
The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:


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2 - "Do you love me?"
The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:


a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c - That depends on what you mean by "love".
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?


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3 - "Do I look fat?"
The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:


a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.


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4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?"
The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:


a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

Re: will kronas finally get to meet 'the one'
 

thanks ill need it as long as i dont get screwed, you know how it goes with me ramrod :(

all areas of my body are crossed so hopefully i can get in :D

thanks, just hope i get in and there on time.


im wearing all black, as i am the man in black :cool:

and ill be shouting alot in the studio singing to my hearts content, and looking at her..... people say shes hot in real life those that have met her, i dont expect to meet her but ill get as close ot the stage as i can :pp

thanks, you'll be one of the first on the list :D

Re: will kronas finally get to meet 'the one'
 

thanks tez hopefully with all your wishes my aspiration can happen :)

true paul, dont have too much fun with my internet mother ;) :D :pp

yeh, there's always cat to look at aswell :naughty: but im loyal to avril :romance:


ill try to, i hear busted might be there :disturbd: although some fellow av fans have threatened to throw eggs at them :rofl:

ill see what i can do but i think ill pass out :D

i dont know if i get there early or i can catch some of the studio researchers producers ill ask if i can have a quick hi to her sign my cd :shrug:


or ill ask her for her email address *is cheeky at times when hes in the right frame of mind :pp

Re: will kronas finally get to meet 'the one'
 

Depends on what you mean by "screwed".. :naughty:
Ahh, none of that kind of screwing then. Bit difficult if "that" part of your body is crossed.

Re: will kronas finally get to meet 'the one'
 

Take your camera if your allowed to take it in.

What times the show on btw ?

Re: will kronas finally get to meet 'the one'
 

i dont think i will be allowed to take it in to the studio's

11:30 am saturday.....

things have a habit of not going right for me :(

what ? my legs are crossed sometimes :D: :erm:

Re: will kronas finally get to meet 'the one'
 

Thought thats precisely what you would have been hoping for ;)

Sorry being Crude.

Hope you have a great time Kronie. I'll be searching the newspapers for a story about an 18 year old male hurling himself on stage with a big grin on his face :D

Good Luck

Re: will kronas finally get to meet 'the one'
 

Good Luck Kronas, I really hope you get to meet her :tu: