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yes the one who makes really good pasta sauce
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And the delicious meatballs are of the highest quality.
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"O-errr, missus" said Kenneth Williams, archly raising an eyebrow...
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Ever had the feeling of deja vu said Sid
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Sid as usual had other things on his mind.
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And... up one, down one, then the other sock.
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Apart from the other sock that had holes in.
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Otherwise, how would you get your foot in to it?
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My socks have only one hole is he said
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then remembered there was one in each of them...
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There was also holes in his shoes as well.
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because socks with no holes are not really socks
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and my socks (some of them) have holes and
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And display a distinctly odorous smell to both socks.
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"I can hear your socks Moriaty" said Neddy Seagoon
(I can't remember if the line was actually said by Neddy but it was in that great comedic genius The Goon Show. Listen on Amazon Music) |
He then turned to the manager and started saying
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he had never ever felt love like this before.
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Where upon Love filed a restraining order against him.
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along with Faith and Hope, but not Charity, because
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only one thing mattered to them and it was
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His burning desire for the one he most loved.
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With no hope remaining, he packed his bags and
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got on the night train to Georgia where he
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was going back to a simpler place and time
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Just like those good old easier days of yonder
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Udonta, who was the leader of a Ravagers faction
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decided it was a silly thing and went home.
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Items of stationery do not belong up your nose
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said Graham, as he pulled out the stapler again
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And he is just about to staple the paper.
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…Dangerous when you consider it's the Daily Mail online.
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Even worse when you consider that other filthy rag.
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He then offered a clean one and what do
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you think that is going to achieve with all
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that? So I said "come again?", and then he
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came again but that is a totally different story
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..He started telling me all kinds of stuff and
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l was very deeply shocked at his intimate revelations.
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me too so I run away fast and fell
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and he was coming after me fast! -- I
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also fell into the river of babylon where we...
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sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion
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and started talking about all kinds of fun stuff!
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Because, Neo, the Sentinels will soon be attacking Zion
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so he got all ready and decided that now is
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the winter of our discontent, Made glorious summer by
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Global warming. Then, Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg said..
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The next day she said she wanted to see
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If those who doubt her climate claims believe her.
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when she said that CV really meant "Climate Varning"
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Feeling extremely cold, she set her house on fire
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metaphorically with her public statements, each one firing enthusiasm
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for heated debate, which doesn't really help her cause.
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She right away asked Dan what he thought and
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Dan looked at her through watery eyes and said...
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Get back to school your patronising tone is starting
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To get very irritating and right up my nose
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so please stop this and do something about it.
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Immediately realizing she was late, she headed to the
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cupboard under the stairs where she kept her grappling hook
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And a whole lot of other bits beside that.
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I hope no-one sees my ivory handled seal club
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The one made from environmentally friendly papyrus shoots obviously
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nudge nudge, wink wink, where is that dolphin burger?
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Quote:
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Who saw these developments coming turns out Greta is
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in league with Japanese whalers concerned with increasing numbers
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of radioactive shrimp becoming members of Mensa, my word
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those drugs I'm taking are stronger than I thought
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So much so l am sleeping the day away.
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I get knocked down, but I get up again
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simply because weebles wobble but they don't fall down
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and nothing can make them fall over. The next
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...thing I remember, was waking up to the sound
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of a toilet flushing and my neck getting wet
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where I then passed out completely on the floor.
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The cool moonlight poured through the open window like
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the sudden glare of a policemans torch, hello hello
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What have we got here the policeman stoutly said.
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Someones head covered in toilet juice, foul play he
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said and demanded he be refunded. After that he
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rang the office, quit his job, packed a suitcase
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And off abroad to the hot climes of Timbuktu.
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Is that a canoe in your pocket or are
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your coracles always like that? I prefer a pirogue
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in case I ever get stuck without a paddle
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. Sorry, I got my Pierogi mixed up with Gyoza
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Anyway, what was I doing? Oh yeah, I was...
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running away from the lies and conspiracies surrounding me.
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A text message arrived, "We are coming for you"
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I like it when the Uber announces it’s arrival
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and I often sit in the back like Royalty
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Hoi polloi one would have thought was more fitting.
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Well, that’s because I wanna live like common people
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oooh, we know a song about that, don't we
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when the crowds all exit the pubs - "Nesun Dorma"
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Such a great song by that very special tenor.
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who could save you money if you go compare
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No good comparing him to a poor pub singer.
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Walking in to Aldi, he saw a familiar face.
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