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Best settle for a Fish & Chip Supper. Be a shame to spoil your holiday by getting a slap from your lovely wife. :D

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Yes if I were happily married, blind and in a wheelchair I think a lap dance would be just the thing to cheer me up

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Perhaps they have a Braille version - you feel it rather than see it... ;)

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Right by the beach IIRC

---------- Post added at 17:57 ---------- Previous post was at 17:52 ----------

Home after a first holiday in 2 years.

Last Sunday was eventful, we went to Hunstanton and went to the cliffs.

My mum couldn't walk on the boulders so I helped her to the stairs, asking if she was ok, she said she was.

But while walking up the stairs she slipped and fell cutting the eyebrow. (She had cataract surgery on that eye 2 weeks earlier)

So claret was spilt and people came to her aid, I don't remember getting up the stairs.

Luckily someone has some steri strips to hold the cut together, while people stayed with my parents, I ran back to my dad's car with my nephew to bring it back to them.

Then the fun started as we didn't know where the hospital was.

We found the first aid station who told us the address and of we went 2.5 hours later we left to go back to the van.

She's is OK and enjoyed the rest of the holiday.

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Sorry to hear of your Mum's accident Hom3r but glad to hear there are no lasting effects.
Oh, and good to have you back here with us.

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Thanks.

We took the sisters kids, they even cooked a few meals.

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Family. Hate them so much tonight. Yes I failed my GCSE exams, yes I regret it yes I am only just getting work experience but for God's sake don't keep dragging me into petty arguments. So tempted to tell them all where they can all drive into the ocean I'm that annoyed tonight with them.

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Idiot drivers - again! I was waiting in a lay-by for the call to collect my wife from the airport. There were 2-3 cars parked about 20m behind me and I'd stopped at the front of the lay-by so that I'd be able to see the oncoming traffic and pull out safely back onto the other side of the road when the time came. Rather than park in all the empty space behind my car, a taxi driver in a minibus decided to pull over right in front of me. Not only was there not enough room for him to do so (the front passenger side wing of the bus was left protruding into the carriageway) but he completely blocked my line of sight so that I had to reverse well away from him before I could safely pull out. If there'd been a car behind me I would not have been able to do so but I don't suppose that registered with the idiot. :nutter:

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A bad night and early morning constantly going to the bathroom.:(

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There's not much worse than being unable to sleep properly. You have my commiserations Den. Horlicks tonight? ;)

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Well done Dill,

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At the moment just plain water is all l can handle Osem but l will try to have some soup later on maybe.

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Sure it was a taxi? I know of a couple of drivers for my company who would pull the same stunt.

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Yes it was, had the appropriate signage on it. I imagine he was doing the same thing as me and waiting for a pickup.

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Hope you start to feel better Den