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Man: Doctor doctor I think I'm a dog
Doctor : OK just hop up on the couch
Man: No can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture

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News has come in there has been an accident on the M5 between a Police pick up van and a cement mixer. The Public have been warned to be on the look out for 16 hardened criminals. :D

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My uncle, dad's brother, had a stroke 30 odd years ago. He went into Argos not long ago looking to buy a bluetooth speaker. He couldn't communicate so played charades :LOL: he kept telling the staff toothache. The staff said we're not a dentist. This went on for some time arguing. He then blames the poor staff members for not understanding him :LOL:

Next time you turn on bluetooth remember toothache :rofl:

I wasn't there :D

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I thought this was quite apposite today…

People out here making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow!

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When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced.

Soon after, my mother died in a car accident

My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house.

Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died.

My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day.

My brother left home and won't talk to us any more.

Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing.

Yours sincerely.

Prince William