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Man: Doctor doctor I think I'm a dog
Doctor : OK just hop up on the couch
Man: No can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture

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News has come in there has been an accident on the M5 between a Police pick up van and a cement mixer. The Public have been warned to be on the look out for 16 hardened criminals. :D

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My uncle, dad's brother, had a stroke 30 odd years ago. He went into Argos not long ago looking to buy a bluetooth speaker. He couldn't communicate so played charades :LOL: he kept telling the staff toothache. The staff said we're not a dentist. This went on for some time arguing. He then blames the poor staff members for not understanding him :LOL:

Next time you turn on bluetooth remember toothache :rofl:

I wasn't there :D