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ntluser 24-03-2004 08:24

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
In recent times it has to be "Hollywood Homicide" starring Harrison Ford.

No doubt we could probably come up with a top 10 or top 100 worst rated films. It could be considered a public service i.e. stopping people from hiring videos of or watching 'naff-rated' films in the vain hope they are in for a good night's entertainment.

Stuartbe 24-03-2004 08:27

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
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Originally Posted by pem
Me and the wife went to see "The hunt for Red October" when it came out - it was over two hours of pure boredom ... :zzz:

Nooooooo..... Thats a great film.. Mind you I am a submarine fanatic so that my explain why I liked it... It was the only film that I seen that even came close to reality in terms of submarine operations.

Just out of interest m8 - Have you ever read any on Tom Clancy's books ?

luftys 24-03-2004 08:28

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
Train spotting :disturbd:

SMHarman 24-03-2004 08:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Debsy42
Boxing Helena and Dracula :shrug:

Damage

Is is just that Mr Irons choses bad films?

Nugget 24-03-2004 08:42

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
Battlefield Earth was a complete stinker - we got it from the video shop just so we could truly appreciate its awfulness :confused:

Recently, Freddy vs Jason - lame, lame, lame, lame. Great idea, dog awful film :mad: :mad:

Neil 24-03-2004 09:41

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
Unbreakable with Bruce Willis & Samuel L Jackson-what could have been a gret film turned out to be a complete waste of time/money.

ic14 24-03-2004 15:00

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
I make a point of not watching bad films so this will be a toughy for me too answer.....

Cant think of any, seriously...... hmmmm

Chris 24-03-2004 15:04

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
'Contact' - given all that had gone on in the previous 2 hours, the ending was the most totally implausible tripe I have ever seen. It was utterly convoluted and a very lame attempt to illustrate the film's 'faith vs reason' theme. I left the cinema feeling robbed.

And talking about leaving the cinema feeling robbed - I'd like to add:
Fortress ('should I intestinate?' eeeugh!)
All Highlander films bar the original (Hmm, Christopher Lambert theme developing here).
8mm (Tawdry and almost p0rnographic in parts, I left halfway through feeling dirty).

zendawn 24-03-2004 15:32

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
Crash (1996) Dir David Cronenberg

zendawn 24-03-2004 15:35

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by towny
'Contact' - given all that had gone on in the previous 2 hours, the ending was the most totally implausible tripe I have ever seen. It was utterly convoluted and a very lame attempt to illustrate the film's 'faith vs reason' theme. I left the cinema feeling robbed.
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Yes have to agree there, the ending was a complete let down. The only good bit was when the machine explodes, not worth spending the hour or so before it.
Nice Idea badly executed.

dr wadd 24-03-2004 15:58

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I see that none of you really appreciate what a bad film is ;)

You want to give this one a go,

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088392/

My DVD collection is replete with "bad" films, but this one really is terrible, so bad that I had to split watching it over two sessions. I had this on a pre-recorded VHS tape that I had been given, it ended up being used as a blank.

Maggy 24-03-2004 16:06

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
Velvet Goldmine.The stinkiest,most embarrassing pile of dog's doo doo it has ever been my misfortune to watch. :td: :td: :td:


Incog. :(

Bifta 24-03-2004 16:29

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
Bad Boys II, now there's another steaming hillock of horse mess.

ZrByte 24-03-2004 16:34

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
I think Im the only person, ever, who liked Battlefield Earth :Yikes: :shocked:

Bad movies though? hmm, Zoolander, couldnt watch more than the first hour because of how boring it is, Ive since heard it gets funnier after that so I might give it another go.
Grease 1&2, If it wasnt for teenaged girls that film would have never been popular :td:
Big Fish, truely terrible film, I think a mugging would have been less painful and more enjoyable.
Love actually I also found pretty awful.

And thats just the tip of the iceberg really, there are a lot more but I cant think of any right now (Probably mentally blocked them becuase they are so awful)

Mal 24-03-2004 17:00

Re: The worst film you've ever seen
 
Sphere and the Royal Tenenbaums for me.

People rave on about the Royal Tenenbaums being sooo funny, but I failed to spot a funny moment in it.


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