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pip08456

12-12-2016 15:27

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

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Originally Posted by Kursk (Post 35875276)

A very valid point. Lycra clad stewardesses will need to give in-flight aerobics sessions :p:.

Ooooooooooooo yes please! That's worth a premium on the ticket! :D:D

papa smurf

12-12-2016 15:32

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

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Originally Posted by Damien (Post 35875261)

There are planes that can refuel midair. A refueling plane docks on top.

not with me in it it doesn't;)

Kursk

12-12-2016 15:38

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

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Originally Posted by pip08456 (Post 35875279)

Ooooooooooooo yes please! That's worth a premium on the ticket! :D:D

I should run an airline. I know what the people want. At this time of year the stewardesses would wear skimpy red and white "santa" mesh lycra leotards for the aerobic sessions. A ticket to fly will cost £10; in-flight aerobics will be an additional £300....:p:

pip08456

12-12-2016 15:39

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

Sounds good to me! :D:D:D

During the summer could we have them in French maids outfits and fishnet stockings?

Kursk

12-12-2016 15:46

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

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Originally Posted by pip08456 (Post 35875289)

Sounds good to me! :D:D:D

During the summer could we have them in French maids outfits and fishnet stockings?

Stoppit you frisky thing! Papa has already requested "sexy smurf" sessions :p:.

pip08456

12-12-2016 15:53

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

Nah, we could have Bunny girl costumes in spring as well. I'll come up with something for autumn.

Can't you see I want to be head of marketing when you start up your airline?

Kursk

12-12-2016 15:57

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

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Originally Posted by pip08456 (Post 35875295)

Nah, we could have Bunny girl costumes in spring as well. I'll come up with something for autumn.

Can't you see I want to be head of marketing when you start up your airline?

I am liking your ideas very much. You have the job if you're autumnal plans hit the spot :p:

pip08456

12-12-2016 16:14

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

I'm working on it!

How's this.

As autumn leaves are falling how about a dance of the 7 veils theme sound?

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The Dance of the Seven Veils is a term used to refer to the dance performed by Salome before Herod Antipas. It is an elaboration on the biblical story of the execution of John the Baptist, which refers to Salome dancing before the king, but does not give the dance a name.

Kursk

12-12-2016 18:03

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

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Originally Posted by pip08456 (Post 35875307)

I'm working on it!

How's this.

As autumn leaves are falling how about a dance of the 7 veils theme sound?

Mmmm yes, I like the implied sinuosity of movement and the exquisite cultural references of your 7 veils theme.

It beats my idea, which is (as we'd be on the way to Australia) of well-endowed topless stewardesses jumping like kangeroos to "tie me kangeroo down sport".

You can see why you're in marketing and I'm not :D.

pip08456

12-12-2016 19:04

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

We going into business then?

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Originally Posted by Kursk (Post 35875348)

Well-endowed topless stewardesses jumping like kangeroos to "tie me kangeroo down sport".

We can always run "Specials" for this, for an extra premium of course.

Paul	13-12-2016 00:50

Re: Qantas to launch first non-stop flight from UK to Australia

Lets get back to the topic now.

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