Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

bear - heavyD - lewis - renee 15.08.16

　

here again is the board for chopping

calling is a eviction

listen carefully so this shows not flopping

even if i am a hypercritical contradiction.

we all no bear is automatic

you must be bored of his procedures

i am a BB fanatic

but bear and obvious is giving me seizures.

lewis is my silver medal

reality TV and show romance does creep

him and marnie are on a tandem and cycle

its time we put fakeness to sleep.

renee is a gold block

her ranting has staying power

i love her expressions about sucking ????

of CBB she is a flower.

heavyD is easily swayed

a big kid who lands in trouble

by bear he was clearly being played

but enjoy and lets not burst his bubble.

the 2 I want evicted are written

from my two please choose

its time the reality TV stars are bitten

infarct i would prefer if both we loose.

ending with a betrayal

its no sweet chocolate from cadbury

the hate for james will reach the daily mail

classic now on the turn is aubrey.

Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

thank you good bye to the boominator 17.08.16

　

with the public is disappointment

the wrong person left the room

fans are taking away the enjoyment

its not appropriate for me to include "boom".

colin gives us confrontation

to me it was cream and strawberry

the pressure was rising faster then inflation

the icing is addressing aubrey.

we had our opportunity

now left with a deep scar

why give lewis and bear one more immunity

absolutely bored senseless of the reality star.

to colin i say farewell

ear drums are no longer a grater

i am heading to the village on my stairwell

because i have to say thank you and good bye to the boominator.

Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

rennie -rapid ( ruthless ) 18.08.16



it is very effective

straight to the root

if you have indigestion be selective

there is no better up shoot.

should I compare

can katy be as brutal

colin did dare

katy's explosion was fruitful.

this pain is in sinking

its faster then a black panther

now competition I am linking

for bear nominating,angry is samatha.

Tuesday was heavyD departure

bear,james,lewis ,samatha, ricki are on nerve

now I want to be frank sinartra

do it my way and don't let bear or lewis swerve.

now pain I want to silence

the pinch was as painful as a lobster

the way renee nominated was pure violence

its proof she's connected to the mobster.

Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

just deserts 19.08.16

　

a master manipulator

you have us wrapped round finger

hopefully on the down escalator

you deserve a red face stinger.

a total user

you don't have one caring bone

its been the "bear" show with no diffuser

adverts "x on the beach" shows ch5 favoritism tone.

fantastic was your girlfriend delivery

to the max has been her humiliation

the exact opposite of shivery

did it cross your mind when giving chloe penetration.

i won't get to excited

justice is not always sweet

the betting shops odds are uninvited

according to them he's favorite to land on his feet.

we need change its imperative

the deserts will be the icing

the reality star and BB is negative

if bear wins just deserts will be out pricing.

Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

cheque please - goodness gracious lewis 20.08.16

　

i got 50% of my ask

so i can not grumble

i will pop in at the flask

cheers to all the drinks are on mr humble.

thank you to all voters

getting it right is rare

99% wrong are my normal quoter's

happiness is time to share.

lewis is a player

all done with a look that is smug

cut the hair is my prayer

but i don't care as he's down the plug.

well done for finding the bubble

but the love is far from pure

the world wind romance is as reliable as my stubble

thankfully no more do i have to endure.

you were the side kick

but now the monkey needs a blinder

audreys picture maybe be sick

but she perfectly painted the organ grinder.

for james i will end quiet

biting your tong was pure ease

from CBB was like running from a riot

i no your final two words "cheque please".



http://www.theflaskhighgate.com/find-us one of the best pubs in the best village in the world.

Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

foxpetition 21.08.16

　

would you like entry

free is this competition

the price is the best in a century

but there is one term and condition.

you must not be competitive

defeat must not turn you yellow

i will offer you a great incentive

if only you never forced the marsh-mellow.

take loosing with salt

its only a tiny pinch

no good blaming bear its not his fault

samatha range made me flinch.

yes bear was winding

ricci try ed to divert

samatha is going to wish for rewinding

she will see why bear is a reality tv expert.

marnies tears are flowing

missing lewis already is my leak

will page 3 still be glowing

the double did bring out the competitive streak.

Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

thank god its Christmas (QUEEN ALERT) - tune provided 22.08.16

it is all about sharing
xmas did set the scene
aubrey has proved with out a doubt she's caring
starting to feel she's evergreen.
she gives up her time
and helps 4 legged stray friends
she is no gold digger but loves slime
great wrist action for sure shoots and sends.
the house was festive
only lacking was "queen" and "mercury"
that would have gone down like a tea and a digestive
"thank god its christmas" is paramount like turkey.
lets end merry
don't worry it has free providing
the desert was the cherry
thank you CBB for the pudding ridding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r8bZCXdVNA

Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

squeaky bum time - it will scar the village 23.08.16

　

on i did not cotton

but did find it freaky

all over the www. is bears bottom

i now understand his word squeaky.

don't knock any experience

in love you have to be liberal

i done every position with no inconvenience

delete all videos of me doing oral.

but i draw the line

and i won't cut you any sack

no one can possible decline

did you see the foreplay with franky and bears crack.

in the village this will disgust

i am going to post and run faster then a panther

thank you for tuesdays and preventing rust

so happy booted was katy and samatha.

Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

i am so NOT tired of america - rufus ! aubrey or renee to win 25.08.16





i have a verdict

it might make me walk the plank

both have views and morals not eccentric

but the UK needs a winning ya nk.

unlike gary busey

both have own ammunition

firing quicker then a uzi

helped me reach my final decision.

i loved the resilience

aubrey back bone was not shattered

alike ricci who has showed wrong alliance

i am sure all E20 won't be flattered.

let me buy a drink to persuade

don't refuse or say nah

we must not have a winner that does fade

sorry ricci but stay out of club tropicarna.

shame on marnie

your music knowledge is very low

i have no interest is google and your poonanie

the word i am looking for is GO GO.

my winners are down

but have they won the fight

i am making my own way to town

with a little help from rufus wainwright.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtVy...Vyl402W5s#t=30

Re: Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

celebrity big brother - celebrity big hater 27.08.16
　
i am at the end of my tether
shame will be proved by any historian
this is no birds of a feather
but the cheek is more then dorien.
you have done yourself no favours
the let down will haunt
deadwood manipulation had similar flavours
but aaron allard-morgan is how i taunt.
the game has lost all justice
wore thin now is the novelty
you can not enter if you are a novice
the green card is if you are a queen or king of reality.
big brother you need a shake
am i being a clear translator
the manipulation is crystal and so fake
because your reality TV is turning me into a hater.