Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34570733)

erm..................

Let me think how I can put this to you.*

You would probably become "close friends" with someone called Bubba, who would take care of you, and stop other prisoners harassing you. However, there would probably be a price for this protection, which on a family-friendly forum, is a bit problematic to explain. You know how mummies and daddies love each other very much, and sometimes like to "cuddle" when they want babies? Well, in the prison scenario, you would be the mummy, and things being done wouldn't be to make babies, and the "cuddling" would involve "squealing like a pig", I believe.

For any further elucidation, I refer you to the film "Deliverance".



*In fact, that's probably what the prisoners would say to you ;)

Originally Posted by Callumpy (Post 34570796)

Yes i get the picture. only prob is as a black belt at tae kwon do i wont need this protection, so ill be fine :) and there is nothing worng with a cuddle

Originally Posted by Callumpy (Post 34570796)

Yes i get the picture. only prob is as a black belt at tae kwon do i wont need this protection, so ill be fine :) and there is nothing worng with a cuddle

Originally Posted by frogstamper (Post 34570923)

hard man

Originally Posted by Incognitas (Post 34570939)

You are a good wind up merchant Callumpy..;)

Originally Posted by Callumpy (Post 34571080)

Still nothing worng with a cuddle :D

...snippety snip..

bubba sounds cool, just wanted to point that out too :)

Originally Posted by Callumpy

Still nothing worng with a cuddle

Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34571093)