This urban myth, it wouldn't be Myth Thally who lives down the road, would it?

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

we have the poster on our office door - splice the mainbrace!

Yaaaaaaar ye be not tochin me mainbrace yer land lubberr !!

ooarr, only 'cos you keep running away - who are you calling an anchor, me hearty!

Aye Cap'n, an I'll keep runnin, til ye promise to leave me mainbrace alone Arrrr!!

I reckon I'll catch you up on the poop deck - ooer, sorry, ooarr.

Arrrr fer that one you be made to walk the plank yer scurvy dog Arrrr !!

after keel hauling & hanging from the yard arm, ooarrr shipmate.

IS anyone at work actually doing this?

I put the poster up, gave out a few phrases but no-one seems to be doing it..:(

Ay Cap'n It be happenin' 'ere Arrr

Be nice if ye adopted the right tone on this ere thread me hearty, aye it would, Arrrr!!!

ay shipmate, some of us here be doing it, but some rascals did mutiny & have been marooned - curse their gizzards, it's the black spot for the likes of them I'll warrant.

Shiver me timbers!! Mutiny, feed them to the fishes homealone Arrr!!! Make candle holders from th' skulls Cap'n. Mutinous dogs they be Arrr!!

Re: [Merged] Talk like a Pirate Day
 

Just reminding you all that September 19th is "Talk Like A Pirate Day"

No doubt you'll appreciate the importance of marking this occasion, so you may want to visit the official website: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

This dispenses all sorts of helpful advice and even gives pick-up lines for those would-be Blackbeards to use on the wenches that they fancy. Examples of these are:

• Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
• Come on up and see me urchins.
• I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
• Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
• How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
• Youââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢re drinking a Salty Dog? Howââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢d you like to try the real thing?
• Thatââ‚ ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s the finest pirate booty Iâ₠¬ÃƒÆ’¢â€žÂ¢ve ever laid eyes on.That's some treasure chest youââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢ve got there.

So remember, September 19th ye lubbers! Arrrrrrrrrrr!!!

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Re: [Merged] Talk like a Pirate Day
 

Ah! That explains why the Union Jack flag was taken down from Havering Town Hall yesterday and replaced with the Jolly Roger! :rofl:
I knew there had to be a logical reason for it. Obviously some forward thinking council worker was publicising the event in advance :D

(And no, it wasn't me, before anyone asks - I don't like heights!)