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Dingbat 09-07-2026 19:15

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36219348)
how many voters ?

Same number as Farage, Lowe, May, Truss, and Sunak.

papa smurf 20-07-2026 11:57

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
the new pm Andy burnham talks of a new 10 year plan,i wonder how many months this glorious reboot will last

Paul 20-07-2026 12:23

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
I think they have about 3 years left before an election.

papa smurf 20-07-2026 12:34

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
he says he's ending rough sleeping

1 who's paying

2 where are they going

Carth 20-07-2026 13:00

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36219949)
he says he's ending rough sleeping

1 who's paying

2 where are they going

1) Just a guess but probably the tax payers . . unless he severely cuts back on other services.

2) Once the strikes kick in there will be room in the empty bus stops, train stations, doctors surgeries, schools . . .

thenry 20-07-2026 13:40

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10 years . No one's waiting that long. I fear the country would rather see zia Yusuf in that decade. :no: he's meant to be keeping them out :cry:

Hugh 20-07-2026 13:54

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36219952)
10 years . No one's waiting that long. I fear the country would rather see zia Yusuf in that decade. :no: he's meant to be keeping them out :cry:

Most ten year plans have things delivered during the ten years, not at the end of ten years.

HTH…

thenry 20-07-2026 14:01

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Smurf responded too :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36219945)
the new pm Andy burnham talks of a new 10 year plan,i wonder how many months this glorious reboot will last


papa smurf 20-07-2026 14:39

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36219954)
Smurf responded too :rolleyes:

grasser ,don't mess with the smafia or you'll be sleeping with wrinkled sheets;)

thenry 20-07-2026 15:40

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Don't ruin my sheets lord skidmark :D

papa smurf 22-07-2026 06:07

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Andy Burnham rows back on plans to increase tax-free personal allowance
The new PM previously hinted that he would unfreeze the personal allowance


wow that took a whole day

https://www.express.co.uk/news/polit...onal-allowance

Andy Burnham has reportedly rowed back on plans to raise the tax-free personal allowance. The new PM hinted that he could unfreeze the £12,570 personal allowance in an interview just before he entered 10 Downing Street, as he looks to ease the cost of living for Britons.

He said it was "lodged in my mind" as it was “the thing I heard the most on the doorsteps” when campaigning in the Makerfield by-election. But an ally of the Prime Minister told the Financial Times: “There is not any commitment to do it. What he was saying is that people are feeling unheard.”

Chris 22-07-2026 08:07

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I think that’s a pretty desperate attempt by the right wing press to get one over him - and I speak as a sometime fan of the right wing press :D

Saying something is lodged in your mind because people have been talking to you about it isn’t anything like announcing a policy whilst in full possession of the facts (seeing as you’re the sitting PM), and then having to un-announce it because you thought you could just ignore the facts right until they came and slapped you in the face. This is what Starmer did time and time again.

thenry 22-07-2026 09:21

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

The bus fare cap in England will revert to £2 from January, new prime minister Andy Burnham has announced.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz64l78n5vpo
:woot: I find adding a couple of quid to the already £3 cap gets me a taxi. £2 is good.

Carth 22-07-2026 09:50

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
It's probably close to 20 years since I was on a bus, I can't even be bothered to get a bus pass :D

SnoopZ 22-07-2026 09:53

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
What's a bus? More chance of winning the lottery than seeing a useful bus service out in the sticks.

The last time I went on a bus around here was 25ish years ago and that was just to get into Cambridge for a pub crawl.

Carth 22-07-2026 10:09

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
What's a pub? :D

papa smurf 22-07-2026 10:12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36220023)
It's probably close to 20 years since I was on a bus, I can't even be bothered to get a bus pass :D

i was on a bus last week,fantastic service and free for me,there is a bus about every 8 min all going in the right direction,my first experience as a bus pass customer was dire [the driver was an ahole ]but since then no problems

SnoopZ 22-07-2026 10:19

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36220026)
What's a pub? :D

I can't remember the last time I went in a pub or how much a pint now costs.

Paul 22-07-2026 12:14

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
My wife uses buses a few times a week, so she'll be happy.

thenry 23-07-2026 15:13

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Quote:

PM pauses early release scheme and orders 'urgent review'

https://news.sky.com/story/politics-...#liveblog-body
Wasn't it Mahmood who glorified early prison releases? Just make it up as you go along...

Hugh 23-07-2026 17:56

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
"glorified"?

When was that?

thenry 23-07-2026 18:14

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Maybe not quite glorified :o: more so said with conviction ;)

Hugh 23-07-2026 19:45

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36220113)
Maybe not quite glorified :o: more so said with conviction ;)

When?

thenry 23-07-2026 19:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36220115)
When?

Knock yourself out

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=mahmood+40%25+prison

jem 23-07-2026 20:18

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OK look not glorified but rather proposed an answer to the issue that there are only ‘x' number of places in prisons with ‘y’ number of people being given custodial sentences.

Something has to give.

Prisons have two functions, punishment (I’m sure it’s not pleasant being locked up), and security, removing a dangerous person from society, so he or she can’t harm anyone else. The latter is a given, but the former, are their alternatives to prison as a punishment?

Now I’m certainly not saying that someone convicted of murdering a family gets a sentence of ‘painting a few walls’; but is there has to be somewhere in between prison and a fine. And I don't know what that might be.

Or, follow the US model and build and staff a lot more prisons.

Hugh 23-07-2026 20:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36220116)

Nice try, but no cigar…

https://www.cableforum.uk/images/local/2026/07/2.gif

papa smurf 24-07-2026 08:08

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
this no 10 north is a bit misleading as far as i can see manchester is further south than cleethorpes which is in the east midlands,it's just a con to work from home,no 10 north should be in newcastle

Hugh 24-07-2026 09:09

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York - it’s further north than Cleethorpes, and it’s less than two hours by train…

Anyway, fun fact - Edinburgh is further to the West than Newcastle… :)

TheDaddy 24-07-2026 10:31

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jem (Post 36220117)
OK look not glorified but rather proposed an answer to the issue that there are only ‘x' number of places in prisons with ‘y’ number of people being given custodial sentences.

Something has to give.

Prisons have two functions, punishment (I’m sure it’s not pleasant being locked up), and security, removing a dangerous person from society, so he or she can’t harm anyone else. The latter is a given, but the former, are their alternatives to prison as a punishment?

Now I’m certainly not saying that someone convicted of murdering a family gets a sentence of ‘painting a few walls’; but is there has to be somewhere in between prison and a fine. And I don't know what that might be.

Or, follow the US model and build and staff a lot more prisons.


No one sane would follow the US model on prisons anymore than they would on healthcare, where the system is designed to disincentivies rehabilitation and reform over profit, where the prisons actually make people worse after they have entered just to ensure they keep coming back.

Personally I wouldn't let anyone out of prison here who couldn't read or write, what chance does anyone have of achieving anything without these basic skills (unless they have learning disabilities or such like) and I think it might be best to increase sentences no more of this 3 or 6 months business, I'm sure that studies proved if you want to tackle recidivism the sentence has to be 2 years +, no more of this revolving door nonsense.

Carth 24-07-2026 10:34

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Hands up anyone that thinks there's a faint possibility HS2 will now get back on track (ha) for the Manchester connection

papa smurf 24-07-2026 11:47

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36220137)
Hands up anyone that thinks there's a faint possibility HS2 will now get back on track (ha) for the Manchester connection

we need all our money to import and care for andys armada of mega dingy migrants,and doorway dwelling junkies,not to mention what coronation street norf will cost

RichardCoulter 25-07-2026 01:37

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
I've always wondered why, for lower level crimes & non violent offenders who aren't addicted to drugs etc, why they don't effectively put them under house arrest? With the use of tags/spot checks, they are still deprived of their liberty & inconvenienced at little financial cost to society.

Perhaps they could be allowed to go out to work, for medical appointments etc, but nothing more.

Hom3r 25-07-2026 16:53

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
He came to The Hare Inn, in Harlow last week, where he announced the 20% cut in tax for pubs etc

1andrew1 26-07-2026 19:57

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36220139)
we need all our money to import and care for andys armada of mega dingy migrants,and doorway dwelling junkies,not to mention what coronation street norf will cost

Record low number of people coming in small boats to date this year. Starmer delivered in two years what the Conservative Party failed to achieve in 14. He was ineffective in getting his message out. Burnham seems to be a far better communicator so I'm sure we'll be hearing about this success in due course.

I'm not sure how tackling the homeless issue will fare and I thought that was an unusual policy to feature first. Tackling the cost of living seemed more in tune with voters' most pressing concerns.

Jaymoss 27-07-2026 08:27

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Has his plans to possibly scrap council tax and stamp duty in favour of a tax on property or land @ 0.48% of value.

I do not see how this works for anyone. Stamp duty lost has to be made up so renters who do not own will have to be paying towards the loss and buyers who have already paid stamp duty will essentially be paying it again over and over


https://www.express.co.uk/news/polit...tax-new-charge

RichardCoulter 27-07-2026 12:03

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaymoss (Post 36220292)
Has his plans to possibly scrap council tax and stamp duty in favour of a tax on property or land @ 0.48% of value.

I do not see how this works for anyone. Stamp duty lost has to be made up so renters who do not own will have to be paying towards the loss and buyers who have already paid stamp duty will essentially be paying it again over and over


https://www.express.co.uk/news/polit...tax-new-charge

Most people will pay less overall. Renters won't be liable to pay anything, it will be the landlords responsibility, so I assume it will be like the General Rates was and will be included/reflected in the rent.

Paul 27-07-2026 17:19

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So for this to work, every property would have to be valued [again] every year ?

Personally, 0.48% of my (supposedly) current house value would be quite a reduction in tax.

... and who knows their "Land value".


---------- Post added at 18:19 ---------- Previous post was at 18:17 ----------

Another article on the same site suggests otherwise anyway.

Quote:

No 10 has denied the Government was considering replacing council tax and stamp duty with a tax based on property or land values. Downing Street said suggestions the Prime Minister is actively considering scrapping council tax or stamp duty are "not true".
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2233054/

RichardCoulter 27-07-2026 17:25

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul (Post 36220339)
So for this to work, every property would have to be valued [again] every year ?

Personally, 0.48% of my (supposedly) current house value would be quite a reduction in tax.

... and who knows their "Land value".


---------- Post added at 18:19 ---------- Previous post was at 18:17 ----------

Another article on the same site suggests otherwise anyway.



https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2233054/


The idea is that each property is automatically revalued by using software, be it up or down, annually.

Interesting that it's been claimed that the PM isn't considering this after all.

papa smurf 27-07-2026 17:34

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if they are denying it then they are plotting it

Carth 27-07-2026 18:14

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36220345)
if they are denying it then they are plotting it

Lets have a fact here . . they can't really do a successful U-Turn on it until they've almost decided to do it :D

OLD BOY 27-07-2026 19:24

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul (Post 36220339)
Another article on the same site suggests otherwise anyway.

Quote:
No 10 has denied the Government was considering replacing council tax and stamp duty with a tax based on property or land values. Downing Street said suggestions the Prime Minister is actively considering scrapping council tax or stamp duty are "not true".


https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2233054/

Don’t be complacent. It’s not true because they are plotting to do both!

Mr K 27-07-2026 21:02

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OLD BOY (Post 36220352)
Don’t be complacent. It’s not true because they are plotting to do both!

You're not involved in Project Fear are you OB?

I think Andy is absolutely super , a modern day Robin Hood, takes from the South and gives to the North. About time for some proper 'levelling up' :) Intergenerational inequality next...

1andrew1 27-07-2026 23:10

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr K (Post 36220364)
You're not involved in Project Fear are you OB?

I think he's afraid of Reform's vote continuing to slide, Farage looking a by-election muppett and Reform disintegrating when the investigations conclude. And Labour having someone politically competent as PM.

Carth 28-07-2026 01:06

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1andrew1 (Post 36220367)
I think he's afraid of Reform's vote continuing to slide, Farage looking a by-election muppett and Reform disintegrating when the investigations conclude. And Labour having someone politically competent as PM.

He's been in office a week and he's already your hero, enjoy the ride :PP:

1andrew1 28-07-2026 10:08

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36220369)
He's been in office a week and he's already your hero, enjoy the ride :PP:

I described him as politically competent, not my hero. ;)

He's certainly making the 'look-at-the-polls, Five Homes Farage for PM' brigade somewhat quieter, which is no bad thing. :D

Carth 28-07-2026 10:13

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
They're all spivs and shysters, I have no affiliation to any of them.

This means I can either cheer them on or spit at them, depending how they perform . . or not ;)

Damien 28-07-2026 12:58

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
They've denied the council tax reforms, as posted, but it was unlikely to happen anyway. It would amount, on average, to a huge tax hike on London and southern England, with a tax cut for the north. Guess where a load of Labour MPs have seats?

Besides. This would only work if you removed social care from councils and funded it nationally. Councils are in charge of social care provision, and that's where the vast majority of your council tax goes. Are your bins being collected less frequently despite council tax increasing? Social care costs.

You wouldn't be able to lopside council tax so drastically without redistributing the increase in income in the south to make up for the drop in the north. Which probably means radically overhauling how it all works in the first place.

Hugh 28-07-2026 14:28

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36220379)
They're all spivs and shysters, I have no affiliation to any of them.

This means I can either cheer them on or spit at them, depending how they perform . . or not ;)

And yet, Farage and Reform are noticeably absent from your spit and/or negative mentions… ;)

papa smurf 28-07-2026 14:42

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36220386)
And yet, Farage and Reform are noticeably absent from your spit and/or negative mentions… ;)

you're so obsessed with them no one else has to bother

Hugh 28-07-2026 14:44

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36220389)
you're so obsessed with them no one else has to bother

https://www.cableforum.uk/images/local/2026/07/1.jpg

Carth 28-07-2026 15:13

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36220386)
And yet, Farage and Reform are noticeably absent from your spit and/or negative mentions… ;)

Probably because, as yet, they're not in 'power' so don't affect me.
Another reason could be they're an easy way to get people all frothy about politics ;)

Hugh 28-07-2026 19:58

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36220392)
Probably because, as yet, they're not in 'power' so don't affect me.
Another reason could be they're an easy way to get people all frothy about politics ;)

https://www.cableforum.uk/images/local/2026/07/5.gif

1andrew1 28-07-2026 22:12

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36220379)
They're all spivs and shysters, I have no affiliation to any of them.

This means I can either cheer them on or spit at them, depending how they perform . . or not ;)

Peter disowned Jesus the night Jesus was arrested. I wonder if Farage will be arrested soon? ;)

papa smurf 29-07-2026 06:00

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1andrew1 (Post 36220415)
Peter disowned Jesus the night Jesus was arrested. I wonder if Farage will be arrested soon? ;)

is he you're messiah :angel:

GrimUpNorth 29-07-2026 14:24

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36220420)
is he you're messiah :angel:

No, he's just a very naughty boy :erm::p:

papa smurf 04-08-2026 17:44

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Two weeks in the job and he's off on his holibobs

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...liday-37512370

Dingbat 04-08-2026 17:51

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36220719)
Two weeks in the job and he's off on his holibobs

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...liday-37512370

He’s keeping in contact with the office, though. Unlike Boris when he disappeared off to his KGB mate’s Italian villa.

And he’s probably still made more appearances in parliament since being elected than Farage had in the months before he quit.

papa smurf 04-08-2026 19:41

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingbat (Post 36220720)
He’s keeping in contact with the office, though. Unlike Boris when he disappeared off to his KGB mate’s Italian villa.

And he’s probably still made more appearances in parliament since being elected than Farage had in the months before he quit.

or he's got the job he's been scheming for and now he's buggered off,maybe he's practicing walking on water or planning something special with a couple of fish and five loaves of warburtons

TheDaddy 04-08-2026 20:39

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36220722)
or he's got the job he's been scheming for and now he's buggered off,maybe he's practicing walking on water or planning something special with a couple of fish and five loaves of warburtons

We still talking about bozo...

Damien 04-08-2026 21:10

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Politicians usually have a holiday around this time; pretty much every PM does in the summer. Starmer didn't do it the first summer because riots had kicked off, but did do so the following summer.

papa smurf 06-08-2026 08:53

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Defence Secretary Wes Streeting is facing questions after accepting £37,500 in donations from a left-wing think tank, just a month after the think tank received a large sum from a crypto-fraudster.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv...-crushing-blow

crypto fraudster eh who'd of thunk it

Hugh 06-08-2026 09:31

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36220763)
Defence Secretary Wes Streeting is facing questions after accepting £37,500 in donations from a left-wing think tank, just a month after the think tank received a large sum from a crypto-fraudster.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv...-crushing-blow

crypto fraudster eh who'd of thunk it


No UK Political Party (or "think tank" which can donate to UK Political Party) should be allowed to accept donations from foreign sources.

One small (I’m sure accidentally un-mentioned) point nor commented in any of the Telegraph/Express/GBNews stories is that the donation was given five months before Bankman-Fried was charged, rather than after he had served his sentence, unlike some other Political Party… ;)

papa smurf 06-08-2026 10:03

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36220764)
No UK Political Party (or "think tank" which can donate to UK Political Party) should be allowed to accept donations from foreign sources.

One small (I’m sure accidentally un-mentioned) point nor commented in any of the Telegraph/Express/GBNews stories is that the donation was given five months before Bankman-Fried was charged, rather than after he had served his sentence, unlike some other Political Party… ;)

so it's ok to be a crook and donate before you get caught :nutter:

Hugh 06-08-2026 22:12

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36220765)
so it's ok to be a crook and donate before you get caught :nutter:

Strange, I thought you were a big fan of

Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 35993057)
I would call him innocent until proven guilty.


papa smurf 07-08-2026 05:36

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36220783)
Strange, I thought you were a big fan of

he was found guilty so the money came from a fraudster

and once again loyal fan thank you for your adoration ,i'll send you a signed photo and an i love papa mug ;)

thenry 21-08-2026 15:16

Re: Andy Burnham’s chronicles
 
Quote:

'Don't rape, sexually assault or make kissing noises': Asylum seekers warned in guidance about living in UK

https://news.sky.com/video/dont-rape...in-uk-13575128
It's a job I guess... creating these guidance things .


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