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How is that tactic supposed to work?

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You having a laugh, always end up with groups of girls when out with my more colourful mates. This ones a bit boring

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nowhere sadly, just been busy at work (and we've been told, no message boards at work) and then the evenings have been really busy...

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Yeahhhhhhhhhh!! Yeahhhhhhhhh!! ;)

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Or perhaps it's a thousand time easier as there's less of us looking...

in the end if you need a chat up line then sadly what's the point. It should be your personality that someone falls for and not a string of words ;)

Kymmy

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Don't most women go for the type of man with a confident, unpredictable personality? The type that give you a sense of danger/risk? Basically, the type of man who doesn't care about you or anyone else?

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Depends. Apparently most late teen/early 20s women go for the 'Sawyer from Lost' type, but as they get older they seem to appreciate the less neanderthal type.

Still, this is women we're talking about. Not what you could call predictable..... ;)

(that's not a dig! If we were all predictable then the world would be a boring place!)

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We men could certainly do with a few more female opinions on this subject. come on women... HELP!!! :D

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Those that look too hard will never find anything, nor attract anything.

I'm butt ugly and I can confidently say it, getting a partner has nothing to do with looks at all. Putting up a pic means you think you look good and it could be that you're just all looks and nothing else probably in the sense you're pinning everying on your looks and nothing else. Try too hard and you're just another saddo, just another Mr Desperate. See it like if you've got a girlfriend / boyfriend you do tend to attract more just because you ain't looking (or appear not interested / available).

It's all about personality, attitude, composure, sense of humour and how you look at / treat the opposite sex in general.

And yes I do have a gorgeous fiancee and I do get funny looks as in what does she see in me (in the looks dept) but that's cool. I've never had a problem with women mainly because of my own acceptance of myself and self confidence.

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What can I say except this woman can be as inconsistent as the next man along.:shrug:

I would HOPE I'm more inclined to go for more than good looks but at the end of the day you if you have to pick something out of the chocolate box of life then sometimes you have to start with outward appearance and try before you decide if the centre is something you like......;)

So making sure you are clean,smell good,your clothes are clean and decent and you have cleaned your teeth is a pretty good start.

After that you have to remember we are individuals and what may work as a chat up line with some of us may not with the rest of us.It's as much trial and error for us as it is for you.If you remember that the women you are meeting may well be as shy and as awkward as you but better at hiding it it might help you..but then again it may be a turn off.

To be honest it might be helpful if some of you actually think what it is you want.If it's a one night stand well does it matter what we think?If it's for friendship,a life partner or just to widen your social circle then it's as well to widen the places you go to look for women.

And at the end of the day the more rounded you are in personality,interests,knowledge and life skills the more chances you will have.:)

As for those women who keep picking barstewards and having a bad time..maybe giving them a wide berth..they need to do some growing up first themselves.;)

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just a quick question for you a girl at my work keeps saying love you to me and she keeps asking if i love her to do you think she just being nice or she fancy me

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Scientists haven't even managed to keep the LHC running for a month without problems. First they have to find the Higgs Boson, then perhaps they can work on something really difficult, like understanding the female mind. :D

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I would say she is just being nice to you.

A few of my good female friends often say luv you huni or similar words to that effect.

Don't get all excited mate. Even Scot Mills says it to callers on his radio show all the time.

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thanks mate didn't realise people say it all the time as mate i just though she was beig nice at 1st but she saids i all the time i work with her and she saids it to no one else just me

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As others have said a lot of girls are into saying "Love you" and even hugging you but it will more than often mean nothing more than friendlyness.

You need to see if there are more signs.

Does she go out of her daily work to come and talk to you ?
Does she ask you alot of quesitons and always seems interested in what you are doing ?
Does she sit extremely close to you ?
Have you caught her starring at you ?
Does she act like this with everyone or pay more attention to you ?
Is she interested in your bobbies, or ask what you are doing at the weekend.
Has she asked for your email / mobile / MSN address ?

These are all things that can show she could be interested. But you need a few things from that list to really make a good judgement on whether she is interested.

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You need an extra 'o' in there, and shouldn't that be the other way round?

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Doh !

Hobbies !

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Dear GOD im being given the run around with a new 'bird' I'm going out with on Friday..

My ex has put us together (best ex in the world!!) she says she is shy but I think she just loves the chase.

She has just posted a new pic on facebook, modelling for MAC cosmetics at Selfridges... I can handle being given the run around a bit more now haha.

Had a chat with one of girls from work about this last week, she said its not at all about looks for girls, being funny, and caring etc is whats important.

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Please tell me you're not just finding that out?

Ah well...

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She might have a thing about cops..

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Some vital information about women that may help:


<Puts on protective vest and runs away very fast :D ;)>

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I learnt a long time ago something that's a high priority for girls, is that a bloke isn't... me. :(

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what would be your best chat up line say you seen some u like

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I don't think chat up lines tend to work. Unless you come up with something really original and can deliver it well. Most women in my opinion would think using a cheesy chat up line is a sure sign to keep away.

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what would u do if you seen some one you liked

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Go talk to them, try to strike up a conversation, don't resort to stupid and cheesy chat up lines women don't care for them too much.

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I can vouch for that :tu:

A non cheesy compliment is always nice - if you can think of one, tell some of the guys in Liverpool :D

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chat up lines are a big no-go.
it's all about confidence. but not in a cocky or arrogant kinda way. and if you can make a girl laugh... that's always a good thing.

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I'd talk about anything that is relevant to the situation...... Maybe a comment about the music that is playing in the place you are at. Maybe the DJ is really bad or something.

Unless you can really pull it off, chat up lines or coming out with a direct comment to compliment her these days never works. It will make her think you are after just one thing.

Ask her what drink's she's into, buy her one, just talk about anything.

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Not if you do it when you take your trousers off...

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LOL

Calling her a bird is not a good idea either.
My husband's chat up line was to insult me, he was rather impressed when I told him I'd punch his lights out.

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what would u do to make a girl laugh

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This will make them laugh, but probably at you: http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums...atar-65x65.gif

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It depends entirely on the girl in question..You know her,we don't so we can't say or tell you what to say to make her laugh...

The best way to get a girl to pay attention to you is to ask her opinions on something..the band,the club/pub/food/view/weather.Avoid politics,taxes,death,gender issues at first and until you have had several dates.

Keep talking to her ABOUT HER..if she asks you for your opinion on something answer honestly but don't drone on and quickly get back to asking what she thinks.Make her feel she is the person of interest to you.

We women are far more impressed in being treated as equals and not as someone to get into bed at the first opportunity(even though we do know that's the point of the game ;) )

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Although if your honest reaction to something includes the phrase "you really need to get that dress in a larger size", it's probably best not to be too honest.. :D

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I think even the dullest tool in the drawer knows enough not to say something like that..:rolleyes:

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I was only joking..

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Spam????



moderator?

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use the report luc use the report lol

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its a well known fact that women want 3 things in life.
men only want 1--to know what the ruddy 3 things are :D

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You what???

Can i just say I am rubbish at stuff to do with the internet, I cant even edit posts, or do links still!!

Lessons needed!

---------- Post added at 17:44 ---------- Previous post was at 17:43 ----------



Go on then , what 3 things do women want then papa?????

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i have no idea that was what i was saying ;)

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the report is the little warning sign thingy ;) did you like the wya I kept to the star wars theme ;)

and to stay on topic does your dad own a brewary lol

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No, and he died last year!!

I own one though, will that do?


I will tell you want women want....

Love, affection, faithfullness, and................................

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Zingle meant use the report post button: http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/im...ons/report.gif

It reports the post to us Mods & Admins.

No need now though, as Russ has dealt with it :)

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Jeff, did you just delete taht spam post?




oh right, russ stop following me....!!!!

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You did NOT Just call me Jeff now did you lol ;)

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Whoops sorry Sir!!
Please forgive me, gonna check you out now....again!

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money? ;)

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Whats that white stick for, in the photo?????:)

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LOL what do you THINK the white stick is for ;)

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Jeff, its me thats blind......you are now Thomas!!!!!




Or are you a Tom??

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Well I AM mostly blind so use a cane to get around much of the time.

As for the name, it was about time I corrected it.

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I have always gone by my middle name :)

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Yea yea yea Zing!!

Thomas, how can you type so quick when you have bad eye sight??



My real name is Ermitrude

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At the risk of going really off topic....

I use a program called zoomtext to read out what's on my pc screen. As for typing, I had my first pc when I was 3 / 4 so I don't really need to see the keyboard.

I have diabetic retinopathy by the way.

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in real life I go by David or Dave I was not infering my middle name was zinglebarb lol lol David is my middle name :)

I remember The Magic Roundabout also lol

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Hey thats really interesting!

Not heard of that before.

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"Do you need any help getting out of them tight jeans before you go to bed?"

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Class!:)

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and it works. that's probably down to it's me that was offering though :)

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Here's another one I just thought up from seeing a nice piece of stuff walk past with a dog on a lead.

"Do you mind if I walk the dog with you?" :tu: :)

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It's interesting to see that all the decades of progress in gender equality have passed you by, Gary. ;)

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I'm probably the same variety of toffee as you. only I'm a bit more flexible :)

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The words are all English, and have individual meanings - it's just when you put them together it all seems to go wrong. :D

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If that's an extract from your school report. you're still doing it :D

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No, it's a comment on your previous meaning-free post - your signal to noise ratio is very low (almost Vs = Vn).

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Please don't let me imagine you going DUH! as you typed it. :doh:

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Only you can answer that, thankfully.

It was actually more https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/...2009/04/45.jpg

But back to the point - it helps, when you (Gary L) are posting, to try and make the post intelligible, rather than "variety of toffee" statements, that are only meaningful to people on the same medication as you. ;)

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Have you got google images set as your homepage?

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As an old 'bird' but not one that requires additional stuffing..... and wanting to help....... and having seen, been subjected to various 'chat up' lines/lies.... i've now come to the conclusion that i will accept nothing less then this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmM7QeoCP1Y&NR=1

No more......... no less.......

And yes....... i AM prepared to go 'without' for the rest of my life in anticipation, but then 'impossible is nothing' ;)

As Russ said.......... moving on.......

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You want someone who owns Addias sports equipment or a Maori ?? ;)

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She wants a nutter :)

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I need to be 'careful ' here but....... i was thinking more n*k*d th*gh and fast t**g*e action..... which goes hand in hand with the Haka..... IF done correctly.......with or without the sports kit.....

The asterisks have been used JUST in case i am misundertood :angel:

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"fast t**g*e action"
I'm stuck on this one :)

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The not the nine O'Clock news team made a song about it ;)

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Well, let me see if i can help you....... there seems to have been a few 'toffee' comments in this thread..... and if toffee gets stuck in your teeth, as you seem to be stuck with this, there are certain 'actions' that can get it loose.......

But then if that's lost on you too..... i suppose i shouldn't be surprised since the defiant TONGUE waggling doesn't seem to be as prominent in the Haka of more recent years....... and not in the video i posted..... shame ;)

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I use my finger and poke it a bit :)

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And there you were earlier saying that you were a bit more 'flexible'.

Maybe you should try a gob stopper? :)

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If only I was that flexible :D