I'm so old, I used to go all fluttery over Kate Bush and Debbie Harry.....

hey no need to be down whatever floats your boat is what i say !!!!!! :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

Just showing that you have good taste :)

Hey Taf,

who are these young lasses you are on about. What about Vera Lynn and Alma Cogan?:D :D :D

who ?????????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh! I despair about the lack of Knowledge of today's youth. have a look at

www.parabrisas.com/d_lynnv.htm

and


www.lostdivas.co.uk/alma.htm

:o :o

People always say the donna from my name looks like Avril but i cant understand all the fuss personally

Some sad people around today :rolleyes:

what the hell were they on or have i missed something :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

My wife used to look like kate bush, before she changed her hair..........:naughty: :D

Does she have the big ears too?

Too cruel:eek:

Are there any nice pics of Avril (whatever) around where she actually looks nice??? (because I've never seen one lol)

dieslking will you shut that huge gob of yours for once its not funny :rolleyes:

oh she looks nice but she aint exactly "stunning" is she :D

you must be blind :D

its your opinion as valid as mine is ( though mine is correct thats for sure) :p :D

lol! :D

OK, Kronas, calm down, calm, down, I was only joking:wavey: :wavey: :wavey:


There's no need to get all offenive over Avril:) :) :)

I think we should stop this now with Avril Lavigne, as we know it really gets kronas wound up. :D

So I vote we should get him a cardboard cutout and someone send it to him. :)

Yeah, we could address like so:

"The biggest Avril Lavigne Fan"
"Heckmondwike"

i dont mind what you say about her (or do i) just dont wind me up too much :D :D :D :D

dieselking i said that because every post aimed at me the past few days was a shot at her

btw my town has a website visit it

www.heckmondwike.biz :D :D :D

lol hey i wont complain might get sticky though :eek: :eek: :erm:

Good idea!! What do u think Kronae? Would u like a lifesize cardboard cut of your dream woman??:shrug: :D :)

Hey Kronas :wavey:

You still going on about April then ;)

i do i do i do i doooooooooooooo want her soo much :p

hi ill be back in about 20 mins need to eat right side of my body hurts :spin:

its...........

AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL
AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL
AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL

and yes those were individually typed :p

Isn't he always!!

Not slightly obsessed then?:erm:

no kronas insnt obsessed at all ;)

shame tho he would make such a nice obsessive person :D

indeed

*sings

oh avril ohhhhh avril you make my heart feel warm and sweet

i think about you and i feel the heat

but i hope you and me can become king and queen

*sighs and daydreams

you damn right im obsessed

read scastles reply

i would aye i am nice and obsessive :)

course you are k :)

that's why i love you :romance:

:D :D :D :D :D

did you like my song :p

apart from the fact you was singing to her and not me - yes :D

sorry only she has that affect :p :D :wavey:

<goes off to cry>

*grabs hold of her and hugs

now now you know me and you have a special relationship :luv: :luv:

:luv: :luv: :kiss: :kiss: of course i do :kiss: :kiss: :luv: :luv:

Just looked at the site...

Lists 250+ pubs...

Impressive...

Two points.

1) It doesn't tell you how to pronounce Heckmondwike.

2)I noticed the following very intriguing item:
"Spice Cottage of Heckmondwike is the areaâ₠¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s only genuine Balti restaurant."
The only genuine Balti restaurant? This can only mean (gasp!) that Heckmondwike is full of fake Balti restaurants!

:D

plenty of them havent checked the site out myself quite a few in around the town center :p



1 its heck-mond-wike thats how i could put it in words

2 i dont know there are quite a few takeaways around here
that has most likely been authenticated :D

its the lighting shes onstage you idiot :rolleyes:

Kronas do you know her or something as you take offence at anything about her!

no i dont i wish i did but well im kind of obsessed she has that affect on me :shrug:

how can you be obsessed that deeply with someone you dont know? I dont mean to be offensive towards you mate but im a bit obsessed with the girl im engaged to but i would not dream of being obsessed to somebody i didnt know. Then again we are all different!

Good luck i hope that one day you meet her mate make your dreams come true ;)

thank you i live and hope :D

also people do it to wind me up well i cant help myself :p

You do it so well..

do what

OI!!!!! you talking about avril :mad: :grind: :afire: :grind: ;)

:rofl: :D

The key in your back is soooo easy to turn! :wavey: :D

Maybe someone chucked some blue BOVRIL over her......

its not funny expected better from you roddy :mad: :upyours: :2up: :grind: :afire:

OI!!!!! russ do i diss your churchyness :p :mad: :afire: :grind: :2up: :2up:

*wonders if a ban is in the works :erm:

react to people winding you up...

And you just proved it.... :D :rofl: :rofl:

can you blame me i am suspect of everyones comments :p :mad: :upyours:

I don't blame you. :D :Peace: :Peace:

Yep :D but that's not why I do it!

damn you when did i ?

also why do you do it ;) :D

Kronas,

You have another fan here !!

What have I let myself in for ????
:eek:

wtf your a fan :p

you serious

absolutely, so's rest of family


honest :smokin:

damn it finnally woot someone on my side :D :D :D

more april lasagne fans?

nikon go **** yourself you know you want to :p :D :mad:

I tried, but it keeps getting caught on my shoulders...

lol too much info well go do something and stop banging on at me :p ;) :p :p :p

I'm just waiting for someone to make another post on the story threads lol

Done!! bozo..... get on with it and stop chatting up Kronas :D

ewwwwww no chance i want real women NOT MEN !

*daydreams about avril :romance: :romance: :romance: :romance: :romance:

remember to alternate your hands so both arms build at the same rate

ok so i am asking you all a question what have you lot got against her ????????????

/me thinks he wont get a reasonable answer

To be honest then Kronie baby..... i think her songs so far have been pretty good.... esp the last one... but i don't think she has a special voice.... fairly standard really, but that doesn't seem to matter in the genre of music that she's in.... bit like Madonna :)
Her voice is almost mediocre but it doesn't matter because Madonna as a product is more than just a voice, which is just as well :D

What do people have against her? Probably nothing.... but because you keep mentioning her, you make her an easy target in order to get to you.... and you wear your heart on your electronic sleeve so we can all have a pop at it ;)

Get at Avril = Get at Kronas....

QED :D

average hell no shes unique ihave heard her earlier work by no means is it average :mad:

i hate madonna DO NOT COMPAIRE HER TO THAT W**E

AVRIL IS MEDIOCRE LOOK AT MADONNA FFS THATS MEDIOCRE

you have no clue about real talent simple as

*walks out of thread before he says something he may regret

:rofl: :D
.......Kate Bush, however does float my boat:naughty: :drool: :D

Kronas, I think that kink is trying to say that she quite likes avril, but not as much as you..

I also think she seems to be on your side. No need for shouting..

Errr... i DID say Madonna's voice was mediocre and i didn't say Avril's work was average, i said her voice was..... take a deep breath.... and read what i wrote properly before throwing a hissy fit.

Now, you asked for our opinions and i've given mine. Why ask if you don't want to hear what we think?

You only seem to want to know what we think if it's the same opinion as yours..... not fair kronas :(

And pulling silly little red faces and swearing when someone seriously gives their opinion is rude.
I've never teased you about her before have i? Not like the others. So i thought it safe to enter into the discussion.
But no.
Thanks Kronas.

i can agree with your first bit you dont have to like her........

but compairing her to madonna shes a W*RE i mean look at her shes changed her music they style the videos how can you make a comparison of the two is beyond me

I think kink just used Madonna as an example of a women with some good songs, and an average voice who has been marketed well.

I like Avril, and I think she has a good voice, but kink thinks she has an average voice & good songs, so looking at it from kink's point of view, it's probably a fair comparison.

And as to changing her music style, well if Madonna was releasing the same music now that she did in the late 80s I doubt she would be around for very long. She has been famous for 20 years, so must be doing something right.

i did read what you said and yes i do want to know everyones REAL opinion


that was an angry sign because i am thats what they are there for

tis safe just compairing her to madonna was totally incorrect as what i said about her is true and you can not make a direct comparison of avril and her

both very diffarent styles very diffarent people

So whats this all about then kronas ?





http://www.ananova.com/images/web/61773.jpg

i waited for something like that to come up i dunno everyone has there signiture :shrug:

I still wouldn't say no.... :erm:

I like Kate Bush's music, have done for years. But everyone else seems to think that she is a bit strange :) :) :shrug:

Proves she dyes her hair darker if that is how she flips someone the bird....

Nuff said.....

*said in a Terry Thomas voice..

Heelllloooo

Yeah, you have Avril in yours...:rofl:

dont see anything attractive in her.........

btw

THIS IS AN AVRIL LAVIGNE THREAD...........

Don't any of you realise that your smitten with a confessed bisexual (they're the greedy ones who like to have it both ways :rofl: ).

So? Like any of us are going to have a chance anyway...

A man can only eat three meals a day ;)

Why do blokes always want what they can't have anyway ?. I'm more than happy with my two bitches :)

Ahh, but we can still dream..

nothing wrong with dreaming

:)

found this quiz :D :p

here

You are Avril obsessed! She is you Godess. You own 3 copies of "Let Go" and you tie collection is growing at a scary rate....Honstly, tune down a little and gt a life!

i dont own 3 copies......... no wait 1 special edition original and 2 other bit rate variation versions of 'let go'

i dont have a tie collection!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone idiot put bovril in my lasagne last night, tasted rank it did.

Kronas, this is getting worrying, come on switch to Kate Bush, much healthier :D

and she is WAY more flexible :)

hey i was nice to you in the GAYCUBE forum :mad: :upyours: :2up: :2up: :afire: :grind:

what no way kate bush is old and shes not a good singer as well as having any good looks :p