Originally Posted by Miss C

Another sorry to Kronas but I just despise Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne. It it comes on the radio at work I actually have to leave the room.

She dressed like a boy
And not like a girl
Can she make it anymore obvious?
She thought she was punk
But she was just gay
Dear God, please go away.
Dropped out of school
Her hair straight with gel
It's not her music that really sells.


Cuz all of her songs
Bout all of her woes
Just doesn't match up with all of her clothes.
She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Pop isn't cool enough to her.
She has a freakish face
Makeup takes up all the space
She needs to get off of this earth.
She's big right now
But she'll be alone
Fans will be sick of hearing her moan.
I broke her CD
And guess who I see
Avril is singing on MTV
She says that it's rock
But I know it blows
And I'll laugh when
Nobody sees her shows
I look in disgust
My face has a frown
Hearing the voice with that awful sound.
She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Pop isn't cool enough for her.
She thinks she's a superstar
She can't play her own guitar
Do you hear just what she's worth?

She's just a poser girl.
The kind that makes you go hurl.
Pop isn't cool enough for her.
She thinks she's a superstar.
She can't play her own guitar.
Do you hear just what she's worth?
Sorry girl but you dropped out
That's what life is all about
This is how it all will end.
If you're going to pretend.
Maybe someday you will see
Being famous isn't free.
All your pictures with your ties.
I can see you're full of lies.
She thinks like a boy
Though she is a girl
Can she make it anymore obvious?
She thinks she's unique.
Haven't you heard?
That she's no different than a nerd.
She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Telling herself that she is cool.
Got out at age 17
The freak named Avril Lavigne
This girl is nothing but a fool.
She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Telling herself that she is cool.
Got out at age 17
The freak named Avril Lavigne
This girl is nothing but a fool.

Originally Posted by ntl customer

Another annoying song I find is Can't Get You Out Of My Head by Kylie Minogue. Did me head in probably because I heard it and the above songs about 5 times during the course of the day when I visited the Guildford Spectrum on a trip (and no, there's no escape from the piped muzak - there are speakers in the ceiling of the toilets of all places :disturbd: ).

Originally Posted by Russ D

Amen sistah!!!

Although I'd have preferred it if she'd used these lyrics instead.....

<snipped>

Originally Posted by Miss C

Pretty much anything by Whitney Houston or any other 'diva'.

Originally Posted by greencreeper

Her that can't hold a note - wails like a banshee. What's her name now :erm: Ruined "Without You" :disturbd: Some people need to be told that their vocal range limits what they can sing - in her case I'd stick to baa baa black sheep.

Originally Posted by scastle

Mariah "I didn't marry to get a recording contract, honest guv!" Carey by any chance?

Originally Posted by Russ D

Mariah Carey?

Originally Posted by Miss C

Another sorry to Kronas but I just despise Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne. It it comes on the radio at work I actually have to leave the room.

Originally Posted by Russ D

Although I'd have preferred it if she'd used these lyrics instead.....

Originally Posted by greencreeper

That's her :Yes:

"I caaaaAAAAAAAaaan't leeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEve if living is without youooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo"

:disturbd:

Originally Posted by greencreeper

That's her :Yes:

"I caaaaAAAAAAAaaan't leeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEve if living is without youooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo"

:disturbd:

Originally Posted by kronas

fair do's its your choice, we all have choices to choose what we do and dont like, no need to apologise. :)

Originally Posted by Russ D

One assumes people do not recognise humour when they see it...... :D

Originally Posted by Russ D

Last I heard, He's an 'everyone' fan :disturbd:

Originally Posted by smevans

"Baby Cakes" is the worst ever ever ever ever ever...

Chav music. :mad::td::Yikes:

Originally Posted by Theodoric

Well, if you want something a little disturbing, try the following song from Carmina Burana.

Olim lacus colueram, Once I lived on lakes,
olim pulcher extiteram, once I looked beautiful
dum cignus ego fueram. when I was a swan.

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

Girat, regirat garcifer; The servant is turning me on the spit;
me rogus urit fortiter; I am burning fiercely on the pyre:
propinat me nunc dapifer, the steward now serves me up.

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

Nunc in scutella iaceo, Now I lie on a plate,
et volitare nequeo and cannot fly anymore,
dentes frendentes video: I see bared teeth:

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

Originally Posted by Halcyon

I almst forgot this one that is polluting the airwaves at the moment:


O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei

AWFUL !

Originally Posted by smevans

"Baby Cakes" is the worst ever ever ever ever ever...

Chav music. :mad::td::Yikes:

Originally Posted by mcfc2134

Yeah, how did that Babycakes tune get to number 1.

Unbelieveable. Just shows you that the top 40 means nuttin now!