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gary_580 13-07-2004 21:48

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Originally Posted by Paul
Mmmm you know they do say that it makes you go blind ;) Better get to the opticians Kronas :p:

who said that? im having difficulty seeing the screen

gary_580 13-07-2004 21:49

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Originally Posted by kronas
i wear glasses already :erm: :p: :D *cough urban myth *cough ;)

are the palms of your hands smooth too?

Paul K 13-07-2004 21:56

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*feels around for braille keyboard* Smooth palms? Ermmmmmm *walks off whistling non-chalantly*

kronas 13-07-2004 21:58

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Originally Posted by Paul
*feels around for braille keyboard* Smooth palms? Ermmmmmm *walks off whistling non-chalantly*

:erm:

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Originally Posted by gary_580
are the palms of your hands smooth too?

yes ? :erm:

gary_580 13-07-2004 22:01

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hmmm Kronas has smooth palms and glasses hmmm

kronas 13-07-2004 22:06

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Originally Posted by gary_580
hmmm Kronas has smooth palms and glasses hmmm

errrrrrrrrrrr.........steps away and :Sprint:

Xaccers 14-07-2004 16:27

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Originally Posted by scastle
My first Girlfriend was eight years older than me. I still think it was the best relationship I have ever had!

Pah! only 8 years difference? that's practically the same age! :D

kronas 14-07-2004 16:31

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Originally Posted by Xaccers
Pah! only 8 years difference? that's practically the same age! :D


so........you say being a toyboy is worth it eh ? ;)

Marge 14-07-2004 16:45

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Originally Posted by kronas
so........you say being a toyboy is worth it eh ? ;)

Oh yes toyboys are great :naughty:

kronas 14-07-2004 16:46

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Originally Posted by Debsy42
Oh yes toyboys are great :naughty:


ok then, i offer debsy my services :erm: :D :p: :naughty:

gary_580 14-07-2004 16:51

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Originally Posted by kronas
ok then, i offer debsy my services :erm: :D :p: :naughty:


Get to the back of the queue ;)

kronas 14-07-2004 16:52

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Originally Posted by gary_580
Get to the back of the queue ;)

no, we are at the prime age :naughty: i deserve to be bumped, she knows i have a special place for her :naughty:

Stuart 14-07-2004 17:02

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Originally Posted by Xaccers
Pah! only 8 years difference? that's practically the same age! :D

She was still a damn good girlfriend..

Stuart 14-07-2004 17:03

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Originally Posted by kronas
i deserve to be bumped

fnarr fnarr... :naughty:

kronas 14-07-2004 17:05

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Originally Posted by scastle
fnarr fnarr... :naughty:

OI!!! dont start ;) :p: :D

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Originally Posted by scastle
She was still a damn good girlfriend..


to me its not about the age really, the person inside counts, the thoughfulness, the personality, i suppose it really does depend on what you look for insomeone, there is no 'perfect' person as to who you want, but its whether you find the right type of person you seek, to maintain a healthy relationship in most aspects...

*needs to heed his own advice at certain times

Mr_love_monkey 14-07-2004 17:09

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Originally Posted by kronas
.....to me its not about the age really, the person inside counts, the thoughfulness, the personality..........

... and if they have a wazza pair of jugs......



joke!!! :)

kronas 14-07-2004 17:25

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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey
... and if they have a wazza pair of jugs......



joke!!! :)

made me laugh :rofl: just found this....and no i was not hunting for anything like this.........just stumbled across it

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*attempts to not gain a reputation by steping away from posting anymore 'material :erm:

Xaccers 14-07-2004 17:36

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Originally Posted by scastle
She was still a damn good girlfriend..

So was mine at 27 years difference.

Stuart 14-07-2004 17:56

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Originally Posted by Xaccers
So was mine at 27 years difference.

See Kronas? (actually directed at kronas) Older women can be more fun..

kronas 14-07-2004 18:11

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Originally Posted by scastle
See Kronas? (actually directed at kronas) Older women can be more fun..

i never said they were not, i find older people more intune relaxed, i get on better with them :)

Marge 14-07-2004 18:16

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Originally Posted by kronas
i find older people more intune relaxed, i get on better with them :)

Kronas, you make us sound like a bunch of geriatrics :erm:

Debs off to find bus pass and blue rinse for hair :D

kronas 14-07-2004 18:19

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Originally Posted by Debsy42
Kronas, you make us sound like a bunch of geriatrics :erm:


nah your not, not really, just find that it is the way things work out in some respects..

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Originally Posted by Debsy42
Debs off to find bus pass and blue rinse for hair :D

your not that old darlin (can i join you for a wash, will give you a rub down (:naughty: )

Mr_love_monkey 14-07-2004 18:21

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Originally Posted by Debsy42
Debs off to find bus pass and blue rinse for hair :D

I don't suppose anyone can actually explain to me why OAP's do that? - it's not like people will think that they haven't gone grey...

Xaccers 14-07-2004 18:39

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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey
I don't suppose anyone can actually explain to me why OAP's do that? - it's not like people will think that they haven't gone grey...

Stops their grey hair going a horrible yellow
Its supposed to be a blue rince not a dye, but most modern salons don't know how to do it so put it on too long/too much, hence the purple haired grannies.
Who'd have thought that OAP's were the original punks? :)

Maggy 14-07-2004 21:10

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Originally Posted by kronas
i never said they were not, i find older people more intune relaxed, i get on better with them :)

Really? That's not the impression you have been giving me sonny. :p:

gary_580 14-07-2004 21:12

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Originally Posted by Incognitas
Really? That's not the impression you have been giving me sonny. :p:

we're all misunderstood :p:

Ramrod 14-07-2004 21:13

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.....always gone for older women myself :naughty:

kronas 14-07-2004 21:54

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Originally Posted by Incognitas
Really? That's not the impression you have been giving me sonny. :p:


it depends on what comments you come across if its tounge and cheek then yes i hate you all :p: as i said i love older people ;) :D :p: :erm:

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Originally Posted by gary_580
we're all misunderstood :p:


i confuse people easily :p:

Maggy 14-07-2004 21:58

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Originally Posted by kronas
it depends on what comments you come across if its tounge and cheek then yes i hate you all :p: as i said i love older people ;) :D :p: :erm:




i confuse people easily :p:

Well a bit of mystery and uncertainty can hook the young girls in BUT don't take it too far or they will just think you are strange. ;)

kronas 14-07-2004 22:08

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Originally Posted by Incognitas
Well a bit of mystery and uncertainty can hook the young girls in BUT don't take it too far or they will just think you are strange. ;)


i am strange, unique, but normal!!! ;)

homealone 14-07-2004 22:23

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Originally Posted by kronas
i am strange, unique, but normal!!! ;)

lol - there may be 2 oxymorons, there, Kronas :p::)

kronas 14-07-2004 22:25

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Originally Posted by homealone
lol - there may be 2 oxymorons, there, Kronas :p::)


hello to you too sir! maybe there are........what is normailty ??? :erm:

luftys 17-07-2004 14:04

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Originally Posted by Debsy42
Oh yes toyboys are great :naughty:

But older men are better if you like slow loving :Yikes:

Chimaera 17-07-2004 14:46

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Originally Posted by luftys
But older men are better if you like slow loving :Yikes:

I disagree! ;) :blush:

Stuart 17-07-2004 20:51

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Originally Posted by Xaccers
Stops their grey hair going a horrible yellow
Its supposed to be a blue rince not a dye, but most modern salons don't know how to do it so put it on too long/too much, hence the purple haired grannies.
Who'd have thought that OAP's were the original punks? :)

:erm: How do you know this?

Ramrod 17-07-2004 20:53

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Originally Posted by Chimaera
I disagree! ;) :blush:

Fnaar, fnaar :naughty: :D
:Sprint:

Marge 17-07-2004 20:56

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Originally Posted by Chimaera
I disagree! ;) :blush:

So do I :D :D

Bex 17-07-2004 20:57

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Originally Posted by luftys
But older men are better if you like slow loving :Yikes:

depends what you term older.... late 30's? 40s? 50s? 60s? 70s? 80s?

Stuart 17-07-2004 20:58

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One disadvantage of sex with older people.. I'm told it can be a real passion killer if one of the participants has to take out their teeth first...

Bex 17-07-2004 20:59

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Originally Posted by scastle
One disadvantage of sex with older people.. I'm told it can be a real passion killer if one of the participants has to take out their teeth first...

ewwwww

Xaccers 17-07-2004 21:25

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Originally Posted by scastle
:erm: How do you know this?

It's a useless fact, of course I know it :D

Chimaera 17-07-2004 21:30

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Originally Posted by scastle
One disadvantage of sex with older people.. I'm told it can be a real passion killer if one of the participants has to take out their teeth first...

No problem for me - all parts original and in fine working order! :naughty: :erm: :D

Stuart 17-07-2004 21:39

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Originally Posted by Chimaera
No problem for me - all parts original and in fine working order! :naughty: :erm: :D

Good for you!!!

:D :naughty:


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