Re: Someone tell me how to make tea please
 

...and 100 posts later we get the feedback LOL :)

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I was once a well rounded, fairly sane individual, but one exposure too many to British hotels' 'tea making facilities' finally pushed me over the edge ....

I don't mind anyone making tea to a slightly different recipe, but if you're going to insist, please don't call it 'tea': 'tea like beverage' is so much more appropriate!

My big moan about milk in tea is that the milk that actually gets put in tea in this country usually hasn't seen the working end of a cow's nipple in about a week ....

Re: Someone tell me how to make tea please
 

The milk in my tea has never seen a cow in its life (soya) and I like it that way ;)

Re: Someone tell me how to make tea please
 

You mean you'd prefer milk straight from the udder? :Yikes:

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Nasty for the cow if the tea gets to close to the udder..

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Is there any udder way?

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Oh dear !!! You win the plastic teacup prize.

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Depends on how you want your milk maid

Re: Someone tell me how to make tea please
 

I think I've herd that before

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Fine, you stick to your milk from beans, and I'll stick to modified cow sweat :D

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any other secretes you want to share ? ;)

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Add this to your display case. :)

You got a smile from me.

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'saved as' - thankyou, that is appreciated :) :hugs: :blush:

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That's what milk is...

Your nipples are modified sweat glands.

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Not the same ring to it though, "he gently caressed her pert sweat glands, as they throbbed with the rousing passion from within" :D

Re: Someone tell me how to make tea please
 

Yes, I'd like to appologise to any women who've just had their lovemaking ruined by this information, sorry.

Cor, from tea to sex in just over 100 posts, we're slipping, especially as plumbers were involved

Re: Someone tell me how to make tea please
 

yes - but, you have to admit it was a post from someone who had earlier uploaded a photo, which was a blatent plug - for? :D

Re: Someone tell me how to make tea please
 

Yes, and I thought the rubber duck was driving a truck in the USA,10-4 good buddy.;)

PS. not sure if nipples are actually glands themselves, as opposed to being the protuberence that allows the gland it is attached to, to release its secretions.

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This really has been the biggest tea debate of the year I must say !!!

So back on topic...... tea.....that extroadinary plant that has fulfilled the thirsts of royalty and UK citizens for many years.

In fact everytime I go abroad, people think we all drink tea at 3pm with a scone and jam.
Does anyone actually do this still ?

Re: Someone tell me how to make tea please
 

Only in Asterix and the Britons

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Crikey, not read any of this but I'm off to put this right immediately, I couldn't see how exciting making a brew could be :shrug:

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Or Devon