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For those who want to try and get tickets for BB this year....this is what they look like! They arrived this morning...and I took the precaution of safely ereasing the serial number from this one just in case anyone decided to be handy with a scanner!

If anyone else wants to try and get some, there's a website printed on the front where you can apply for them :)

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A wise move! :D

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Spoilsport, I really wanted one of those,:rolleyes: :pp :D

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yep spot on Incognitas :Yes:


any how Russ where something with the cf logo on it :)

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No

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and why not you may get some new posters out of it

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No

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Hmm, yes, there would be a risk of attracting crazy Big Brother fanatics to the forum if you did. ;)

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LOL No chance of that happening. There are already the fanatical anti Big Brother here. :pp

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Entry not Guaranteed ??

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Well, they just say that to cover themselves...

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you hope ;)

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i think thay have gone back to the drawing Board from bb5 this will be like no bb we have seen before !!!!! it's going to be like ahole new show and you know what

i just can't wait !!!!!!!!!!!

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Did anyone watch BBBB tonight

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you know it !!!!

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Sure did, some bloody good bit's on it too.:D

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ahole? Couldn't have put it better myself. A house full of complete aholes, in fact. :rofl:

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there are now only 24 hours to go untill the start of Big Brother 5 :D :tu: :hugs: :clap:

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Is Derek Nimmo going to be in it.... or was that Oh Brother? :)

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well after the bore that was bb4 the makers are going to max it up a
bit the first good sign of this is the Fact there's only going to be one bedroom !!! with some hm's haveing to share a bed on the first night
let's hope this is only the start of the fun

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'ahm mingin.

No.1? How? Class?

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If at any time BB starts to drag you can always watch this reality show.:pp

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I actually watched that programme on e4 last night. It made for uncomfortable viewing and pretty much sums up what's wrong with Big Brother. The clip where Jade strips to nothing during a drinking game is absolutely typical: when things get a little boring, the show's producers simply dream up an absurdly easy 'task', the reward for which is inevitably a huge crate of booze. The housemates then perform like the lab rats they are, getting smashed, doing something stupid and, hopefully, generating 25 minutes of useable clips for the nightly lowlights show.

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i'm afraid to say i've got better things to do with my time than watching a bunch of people i don't know acting stupid or generally not doing alot.. the fact that all these people that have been on this show have disapeared says alot really..

why not go out and take part in real life instead.. much more fun

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We interviewed Marcus Bentley last night (he's the geordie who narrates the show) and he gave the strongest hints yet that if BB5 doesn't turn out to be a ratings winner, there might not be a BB6.

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thank god for that.. never should have been a first one..

it's almost as bad as the "i'm someone you may vaugely have heard of who can't get a job anywhere else" reality TV shows..

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dont spose anyone can remmeber what tune alex was dancing too when he was hiding behind that door last season ? u know when the girls come in looking for him and shout ALEX - and then they close the door then the music comes on - whats that tune...was something like you sexy thing or some disco tune..

any help would be great :)

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Thats the way...
A-ha A-ha
I like it
A-ha A-ha

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Less than that now - and I am still happy that I will not be in to watch it ....

I am pleased to say I missed the whole of the last one (something to do with it not being broadcast in Iraq), and the only thing it did was act as a countdown for my wife (I was due home on the last day of it)...

I have never enjoyed it - not even the first one...

If I want to see a load of wannabe celebs make complete arses out of themselves, I just tune into the parlimentary channel, or go down the pub on a karaoke night.

(you might be able to guess that I think it is the biggest load of tosh on the television)

As they say - horses for courses - but this is definately one I will miss out on thanks...

:angel:

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Your my hero

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That stripping game wasn't thought up by the show's producers at all. The drinking game was Johnny's idea and all were happily playing along. Jade not being the brightest button kept getting it wrong, so had to lose clothes. It was upto her to completly strip off and it show's just how drunk or stupid she was.

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No, I know the drinking game wasn't itself a 'task'. The point I was making is that when the show gets boring, the producers introduce easy tasks. The reward for completing such tasks invariably includes alcohol.

The producers are effectively drugging the housemates to get them to do something embarrassing. This is how Big Brother ensures that ratings-winning antics of the kind shown last night start to happen. It's all rather sad and degrading.

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Yup i do agree with you on that in a way! There have been housemates who didn't drink and were later classed as boring by the media. Dean from BB2 didn't drink but i thought he was a great character. It's one of these old views people have when they say you have to have a drink to have a good time. I always go out in the car so rarely drink but i have a good time.

Thing's do revolve around drinking but it seems the only way people will show there true colour's on Big Brother because they are so caught up with trying to win it.

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KISS MY ARSE!!!:2up:

Dont you just love it when your right :D

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The camp gay one (Marco?) is doing my nut in already.....

And I'm sure the lesbian (not sure of her name yet) is going to be the first out - she gets my vote....

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Why does that woman in the black leather number and glasses in the ident remind me of Kink? :naughty:

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:mad: I can't stand any of them, but that Marco and the Ronna Cameron wannabe are top of the list of those I dislike already.

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Think I'll join you there, delly old bean :)

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I dispair for the state of humankind. Are those 12 in any way representative of modern man (and woman)? I guess they aren't, which kind of proves what I've been saying about TV executives cynically manipulating the weak willed, the vain and plain idiotic for the sake of good ratings. I have no doubt that skin and hair will start flying in due course. The housemates have clearly been closen to loathe each other. I worry for the sanity of anyone who claims to get enjoyment or pleasure out of this.

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I already want to marry that Michelle girl. She seems really sweet and nice. Trouble is you can never tell if they are like that or an act.

That obnoxious one Kitten would probably stay to the end... Just to wind everyone probably. She's probably an actress, she fits a certain stereotype just too well.

Also, do they have mixed sleeping quarters this year? I didn't hear what was said but saw them getting into beds in the same room. That thing about the suit cases is funny though. Imagine someone being in the same clothes with no toiletries for 10 weeks... :)

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I agree although I think she'll be booted out fairly soon. From what I've seen of her, she seems to be overdoing the 'rebellious, anti-establishment, millitant butch lesbian' bit. I'm half expecting to see her clump about tomorrow in dungarees and Dr Martins...

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Marco needs to be shot! he has to be the most annoying person on this earth

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hmmm I think they (C4) wanted us to hate them all this year!

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Oh I don't know, they just looked for people with strong personalities and views and I think on that basis they seemed to have done well. The one who thinks he's the most intelligent - he seems pretty cool once he stops telling the world (and himself) how clever he is. Emma seems nice and down to earth too.

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He's the sort that get us gays a bad name!

Graham please don't pounce on me for that comment ;) he does.

edit- Glad we didn't go with the whole BB section of the forum what with the handful of posts so far :pp

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I'd say Dan has the right attitude - he makes no effort to camp it up. Seems like a decent enough bloke if you ignore the fact he secretly likes to try it on with straight blokes! :spin:

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Another thing that does us no favors :(

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but these blokes he calls straight in my opinion are just gay people who arent openly gay.

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havint watched bb last night it seems who ever picked the people to go on did a good job on picking all the nutters and people likely to get naked.

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Looks like Nadia's secret might be out......

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I think there is one really insane person in the house possibly, Stuart - he keeps walking around doing press-ups playing with all the house objects and hes not been to bed yet.

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In the early hours of this morning, Kitten came out with..."Black people don't have the power to be racists, like gay people don't have the power to be homophobic. A white person does have the power to be racist."

I want her out now!!!!

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briiliant!

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oh boy she has to go now if not for the way she came in to the house
than for that !!!! russ you are not alone every forum i have been to
are saying the the same thing

this cat has to go !

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I have a dilemma peeps..

On one hand i hate this kitten already - on the other i love lesbians...

(please refrain from hand jokes mmkay :D )

What do i do?

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Black people can't be racist then? I'd say Kitten needs to visit Tottenham for a week.

Like I said with that Kitten, she's so obnoxious, she'll either go first or last. Either people won't stand her and want to get rid of her, or more likely, because we are all so sadistic at heart, we'll keep her in to annoy the other housemates and see what happens. Remember the scene from Private Parts about people who hate Howard Stern

Emma seems nice. And to clear up, as I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention to the programme last night: is one of them a post-op transexual, or did I hear wrong?

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Well, you could be fair and give her time and see if she turns out to be a well rounded, witty and intelligent person.

Or you could join me and several (thousand) otherrs in the Get Her Out camp. :D

My serious response is judge each person on their own merits. I don't have anything against lesbians in general, but I think she came across as an ignorant, agressive git.

C

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Oh no, please, pleeeeeeeeaaassssee, let's get out now.
Yes the woman with man hands. ;) Dark hair, can't remember her name right now.

C

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First impression of Dan is I like him a lot. He was ridiculously cool during his walk to the house. I like his face. :) Actually if I was there I'd probably be gutted when I found out he's gay. Story of my life. :D

C

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You could do what I'm doing. Pray, pray, pray that Emma and Shell get drunk and horny :naughty:

Edit: Ack, I meant Shell, not Michelle. I didn't know there was two of them. Shell is the one I want to marry though. She's a bit posh though for a commoner like me, so I don't know... :)

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LOL,
That would definately restore my faith in lesbians. :D

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Maybe he's too clever to sleep. :rolleyes:

Or maybe his bandana is too tight and stopping his eyes from closing.

C

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I recon she's also hetrophobic!

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i just got some news about tonight's challenge :) :tu:


tonight the live task for luggage will have an added twist as the HMs themselves will pick the poor person who has to live without their belongings.

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Excellent! However Channel 4's BB site already mentioned that this morning....

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I wonder how long Kitten will last for when she finds out she's not getting her suitcase at all...ok so there's still 3 more votes to be cast but I kinda have a feeling....;)

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I get the feeling Kitten won't last long whatever happens. I don't think she ever had the intention to stay long in the house anyway.

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I don't know her, her personality, her worldly views, her reason d'etre so anything I say about her could easily be unfair. But from the impression I've had in the last 24 hours, I really have to wonder why she applied. It couldn't have been to win, surely?

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I get the feeling (and it's just my opinion here :)) that she only did it to make a point - what that point is I don't know - but that's what I think.

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Not wishing in any way to sound crude here, but has anyone else noticed that Michelle seems to have permanently errect nipples?

Next week's "eviction" sounds good :D

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She is just a walking, talking, breathing joke.

You're right dilligaf1701, she did just want to make a point. She just wants to cause trouble, and make a name for herself. look at this: http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...ry.jsp?id=5468

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Nooooo - I hadn't looked....;)

It will certainly be different.

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It looks like it's working then.

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The disturbing thing is......I used to go out with a girl who looks like Nadia!! Those in the know will be aware of who I'm talking about when I refer to her as 'Hoppo' - who was all woman I hasted to add - and the likeness is uncanny. As soon as I saw her I knew she reminded me of someone. Luckily she isn't aware of this site....:D

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i will today Launch the emma to win campaign she is just so sweet
and with out a Doubt the best of the 12 !!!

vote emma to win 04 :she's the right choice !

payed for my the emma to win Association


emma !!

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...llery_emma.jpg

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I'll second that. And a pathetic attention seeker. God, she annoyed me so much last night, sitting in that tub and saying "I'll come when I'm ready". If you want to rebel fine but do it against something worthwhile, not a bloody game show!

And when they were all being nice to her when she didn't get her case she said "Ooh I'm getting all the attention" or words to that effect. Oooh, it makes me mad! :fit: Ahhh, my favourte smiley to make me feel better.

C

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Daniel and Vanessa are my favourites. I like the way Vanessa was so direct and truthful about her reason for nominating Kitten. I think she's quite a toughie under that pretty blonde exterior. And Daniel, well he's already figured out Nadia's boobs aren't real, reckon it won't be long before he figures out the rest! :D

C

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ahahahahahahaha http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...ry.jsp?id=5480
how nieve are they, she's a he and they havent guessed it yet, they are abit silly if they are putting her 'different' voice down to her portugese accent coming through

K

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I admired the Victor last night - he was one of the few who answered directly without any stupid questions when asked in the diary room who he wished to nominate.

if it'd been me I'd say "I nominate Kitten cos she's being an arse"

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one of the best bits of this years show is waiting for than to find out Nadia's secret oh thay keep comeing oh so close but just as there about to find her out thay stop

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I watched the last five minutes last night as Davina went through Kitten's personal bag, mocking the things she found. Absolutely disgusting --- the behaviour, not the contents of the bag.

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I really should watch it more. What did she say?

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Well, she found a photo of a man in a dress and said these are the things she is going to miss most (to be fair she did say she would miss her photos).

She also found some sandals and made a comment about how feminine they looked.

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Hmmm, kitten: http://www.gaydargirls.com/kitkitkit

Last visit 6/5/04..."I am a Single Gay Woman" Oh dear, wonder if her girlfriend knows! :)

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Apparently, Kitten proposed before she went in. Still, I think atm her girlfriend must be pretty happy to have her out of her hair for a while. I know I would.

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Didn't you know, preying on the idiotic and the vulnerable and exposing them to public humiliation is the whole point of Big Brother. It's what we call 'entertainment' these days. :rolleyes: ;)

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is it , no really , you honestly think that , sorry i cant keep it up you aint wrong my mate :D :D :D :D :D :D

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OH NO I'm at bb31's house and she's going to make me watch Big Brother at 9 :eek: :Sprint:

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Run Away :sprint: ....
No friend should subject you to such mindless drivel... :rofl:

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Sadly, this would appear to be the case - Ah well, back to reading books, chatting with my wife, and playing computer games ;)

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Well - there's not much chance of my missus making me watch any big brother tonight - i've just put my new lord of the rings film in - and she's not going to get near the TV until it's finished :)

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run run run do NOT do it, its so mind numbingly boring......... :Yikes:

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SOMEONE COME AND RESCUE ME :D :D :D

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am i going to tie your hands behind your back and glue ur to the floor in front of the tv??? :2up:

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:mad: you do and ill........ :naughty: ;) :D

*fancys a journey to get close to debs and save her!!!

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SOMEONE HELP ME :erm:

This is torture. I'm wound up after watching less than a minute of this absolute tripe, crap, garbage, poo :fit:

What a load of mongs, pathetic, loser ****ers

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And thats just the presenters :LOL:

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I have a brick, would you like to borrow it,;) :D

But on the other hand, the thought of you with your hands tied behind your back and your feet glued to the floor...:naughty: :angel:

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go over to the anti big brother thread then !!! :mad: :upyours: :PP: :mad:

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Well said. :)