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I'm sure Frank will put you up ;) :pp

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Heard this and thought a few people might be amused by it!!

Play this

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Nice. :D

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im so ****ed off at you i can see the filename i know about...... grrrrrrrrrrrrr :mad: :Peace: :grind: :upyours: :batty: :2up: :2up: :2up:

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lmaooooooooooooooo :rofl: :rofl:

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im sorry Kronas, but i know you take it in the way it was intended. i couldnt resist it

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hmm now this thread is merged a lot of people wont hear the funny bit cos they dont read the Avril thread!! ggrrrrrrrrrrr

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and this was the cd:uk thread :confused:

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Yeah I merged them, seeing as they're all based on the same person!

Oh, ok, just in case they missed it the first time around......


:D :angel:

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diffarent topics though, one was about my apperance on cd:uk.......another was a parody relating to her

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one was humour the other certainly wasnt funny!!

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:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy:

All hail the truly wonderful and terrific Russ D.

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Yes but they're the same subject - AV

Seeing as she pops up in new threads just about every other week it makes sense to keep them all together...

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you expect those who want to read the posts to go through pages and pages ?

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and therefore make there thread so long and unreadable that no one looks at it and therefore people miss the humour or the interesting bits.

Why not merge all the threads that are about NTL? One company one thread?

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yep true ?

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Brilliant!!!! Where didyou get that from????

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Because NTL has many departments - the AV threads are 90% the same thing - Kronas professing his undying love for her.

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the guy weird al has done loads, like the ebay song, aol song and many many others

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no they are not russ, various things, apperances, something good or bad going on.......something funny.........not just because i like her.........new single information all sorts......

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but my thread was a parody of one of her songs. Was actually nothing to do with AV was by a guy called Al Yankovich

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Ta Gary, i'm checking on kazaa now already found a ****take off the Cranberries (What if God Smoked Cannabis):)

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yeh, hes done alot of parodys over the years.......

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got it ;)

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And it wasn't based on a song she brought out?

Just as numerous threads on religions get merged, this has too.

And the 'What if God smoked cannabis' song is based on a Joan Osbourne song, not the Cranberries :)

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Whatever :pp

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Ah, a Merged Avril uber-thread....Keeps it nice & tidy ;)

And that original song is..."One Of Us", from the album "Relish" by Joan Osborne.

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Check out her new Tatoo !!!

It must be true love....

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i found her twin sister :disturbd:

http://fame.digitalspy.co.uk/images/...0x250_alex.jpg

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Hey RUSS tell me who's that Bloke :Yikes: in your Sig?? :pp http://www.russ.david.dsl.pipex.com/mini-myleene.JPG

Sorry... Could NOT resist.

Is'nt Avril from Seattle USA?
I thought she was...

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That 'bloke' is Myleene Klass :)

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have a look here!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onebigwe...4/sunday.shtml
Theres a 30 min vid of avril live at the one big weekend thingy!!! :) :)

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*waits for Kronas to arrive.....

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i ripped that off the bbc site, shame my pc is not letting me access any files :( :sulk: :cry:

and dj its in my sig has been for a few days now :D

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ok, who photoshopped that ?

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;)

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i could not resist posting these:

:rofl:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/news/2004/04/25/10733.shtml

legal age in canada is 21 ;)

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/02/ar...partner=GOOGLE

http://jam.canoe.ca/JamColumnBliss/apr1b_bliss-can.html

interesting stuff there, most i already knew about :)

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The Beeb is wrong, it is actually 18 (Quebec, Alberta and Manitoba) - 19 (all other provinces). (http://www.icap.org/publications/report4.html). I know it is 19 in Ontario because i've been there twice. The report is right about the off-licenses (but not pubs) being government-run which is kind of weird.

Just after she said that in that interview, the silly tart then went on to say she only drinks in moderation. Hmmm.

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Do not insult the one that is Avril Lavigne I tell thee !!!

I sure would have loved to be out with her that night partying thenight away. Sounds like she had fun.

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.....resist...the......urge.........must resist....:D

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Sounds like my normal Friday night... Apart from the She bit (although there are often women present) and the champagine.

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i know shes fun, i have always known that, why do you think i choose her as my wife ? :D :pp :pp


see the last quote in my sig (at time of post) :D

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Why bother ?

Let it go before you go pop russ :D

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:erm: :shocked: :Yikes: :Sprint:

Erm... Ok..

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She didn't ruin Punk Rock. Far from it, it is more fun, because now there are so many poseurs now to ridicule. They are easy to spot. They wear a white "wife-beater" (sleevless vest), with a tie, and half of Claire's Accessories.

It is amusing to play some real punk rock to them and watch 'em freak out :)

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she doesent count herself as punk rock, its more pop/rock which i have always believed to be anyway..........

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You can't take what she says seriously mate, I learnt that a long time ago.

Busted may not be bastions of the punk rock scene, but at least they have an honesty about them. They may be pop, and run by the pop industry, but at least they don't try and pretend that they aren't. Their attitude (not caring about what other people think, having some integrity etc) is far more punk than "Sk8er Boi" *giggles* or Avril would ever will be.

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i dont but i tend to agree with the comment that she stated it was pop/rock i thought it was anyway.......having heard songs from the new album its renforced that.

its the media labels that cause the problem!

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The thing is though, (this is a debate which rages on in the punk scene), punk isn't just loud music, it's like... a state of mind, a set of beliefs etc.

There is a genre called Emo [-tional] Punk, which is filled with bands like New Found Glory, Get Up Kids, and songs that sound like "Sk8er Boi", have similiar lyrics, but just are performed by punks really.

BTW Not having a go at you Kronas, mate. I know you get a pretty rough time whilst liking/supporting Avril, but some of the Avril fans i've come to know in the past have been in another world.

What Does Kronas Have For Breakfast ?
 

I have just found out what Kronas eats for breakfast :D

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/ runs and hides for cover /

So what with the Lasagne and Bovril we are finding out quite a lot about his dietary habits! :D

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Russ, why hasnt this been merged into the Avril thread? ;)

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Consider it done :D

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nice one russ ;)

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* Checks that all his hair has not fallen out * :D

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Avril for breakfast.......you wake up and find Avril at your side.....

::: Continues to dream ::::

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i only dreamt about her the second time the other day :disturbd:


dandruff wtf, she has no dandruff :mad: :afire: :grind:

OI!!! :mad: :D :pp

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Have you checked that personaly ? :D

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yep......... remember i saw her in person! :D

and whats that about horse riding in the other thread...........pansy! :D

EDIT: just found out some devastating news more to come soon :( :cry:

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from "the star" newspaper so taken with a pinch of salt.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Pansy ?? I cant see how you could call someone riding a huge fully grown stalion a pansy :D

* gallops over to Avril and tramples her * ;)

Whats pansy about it ?

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didnt know you liked riding them ;)

she would take you down first :D

its a womens thing ;) :D *stirs it :D

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Hang on m8, I will lend you my asbestos suite :D

The defenition of the term is down to you ;)

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Avril !

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Whats the betting that Kronas has hold of the other end of that rope ? :D

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It's sad now she wants to work with the Darkness only. I was hoping that being with Raine Maida and his wife might a) teach her to actually write songs (rather than say.... modifying a couple of words of someone else and saying she wrote it), and b) sing.

Speaking of which, i've just seen Our Lady Peace Live DVD is out (I thought it was just on CD), so woot, i'm gonna get that. 35 sodding dollars from Amazon though. Why has pop stuff gotta be so expensive?

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http://search.ebay.com/Our-Lady-Peac...sortpropertyZ1

HTH.

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Thanx for the tip, but only use Ebay when I have to, like something really rare. At least I know it'll be a brand new copy, unscratched. Plus there's been problems, so I know I know if I get it on ebay i'll end up getting a dodgy one. It's not too bad I suppose, 20 quid, the price of a UK new release, it's just when you buy loads of punk ones for like $15, suddenly one at $35 makes you baulk a bit. Especially, when the band would probably end up getting the same amount of money anyway. Still thats major labels for ya. Such is life.

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lol i didnt realise i was on cd:uk last week damn missed it :(

raine has been a producer on her album, his wife contributed towards half of the songs currently written, to be released later this month.

and she makes it no secret that chantel kreviazuk was an inspiration to her, as they spent many a hotel moment co-writing, they learn off each other.

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im just listening to the new album and i will say..........

i had all the faith in the her and she has done me proud!!!!!!!

i can see this getting to number 1 in the album charts!

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Yes I have to agree, the new album is quite good. :tu:

Funny, but I PMed Kronas about the new album less than a minute before he posted. Must have known it was time for another of his Avril post's :D

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its more then good its breathtaking..........

heard the acoustic final track ?

how she has improved her voice ?

EDIT: she has no need to use 'auto tune' on the album :rofl:

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It is a good track, her voice is improving as she is learning to relax and her voice is maturing quite nicely.
You never know, more people might start to like her.

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i always knew she had it in her, 'freak out' makes me laugh, but its a great song, songs like 'togethor' are soothing, quality utter quality.......

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Just had to turn it down, mrs swoop just told me off. :(

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A biased view there! ;)

i agree Krony, had it a few weeks and its pretty good

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ive got it on so loud you can hear it if you close the door and stand outside the house!

and im upstairs at the corner of the house at the other end :angel:

a few weeks :Yikes:


i urge people to 'obtain it and listen a few times its excellent, even if you dont like her first album/singles!

im glad i pre ordered it weeks ago lol

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lmao in the lyrics she said "dont patron-ize me" :D

edit slipped away make me cry :cry: (written by her in honour of her grandfather who passed away while she was on tour in 2002) :(

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sounds like Alanis Morrisette!!

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Just getting her new album now :rolleyes:

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they sound nothing like each other (having heard a few of her tracks)

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Presumably Kronas has seen the Bizarre column in today's Sun? Apparently Avril needs a "courageous young man prepared to battle it out with some of pop's toughest minders". Seems the minders are doing too good a job of scaring off the suitors.

So is Kronas up to the job?

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well it depends on what the job is ? ill put my body on the line :D :erm: :pp

and i dont read newspaper's especially the sun :rolleyes:

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How can you call the sun a newspaper? :D

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you are correct.......tabloid bull**** would suffice :rolleyes:

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just to be smug and some funny news:

Avrils new album has got to number 1 in japan, she is currently there promoting it - entitled "under my skin" the uk release is may 24th and i see her getting to number 1 here if people embrace it!

ben moody formerly guitarist of evanescence was rumored last week to be interested in producing a horror movie, now it has been confirmed and he has told avril he has a role for her in the film, called, "zombies ate my mom" its due for a 2005 release.....

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hay Kronas there's a Avril track on a cd that's in todays news of the world :)

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Is avril playing the zombie ;)

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maybe but there has been some concern over whether she will play a zombie or the mother, she can mother me anyday lol :D :pp

i dont buy newspapers.....

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Very sensible indeed.

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neither do i read them if i see an opportunity, too much boring nonfactual reporting, or showbizness glamourised storys....

or twisted storys etc you catch my drift.......

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I did wonder what it was !

The poll on the right of that page is interesting :erm:

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wtf i dont believe she said that, thats BS :erm:

oh wait its the london mirror, the fact that shes in japan right now aswell.......

so yes its BS :D

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It's certainly the first time any the first time any singer has come out and said anything like that but then again, this is the vastly-experienced AV, so she MUST be right....

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yes so much sarcasm....... you should read my post above this quoted one:

oh yeah and i dont always believe what i read!!!

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But she IS talking nonsense. Generally people who eat junk food are very happy - til the look in the mirror. People that do eat a nice plate of chips, do feel like people who eat chocolate.

Now she said she was hypoglycemic. Sufferers tend to be depressed and lethargic - Surely the opposite of vitrolic and angry. And anyway look at this quote from the interview:

Err, so if she was eating lots of carbs and sugar, then surely she wouldn't have a low sugar level (assuming she wasn't over treating diabetes)? The treatment for hypoglycemia is actually to eat carbohydrates

http://diabetes.about.com/cs/hypogly...poglycemia.htm

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even i know that punky, as i said dont believe everything you read, its just false journalism.

i have checked it out and there is no other mention of this anywhere, not even in other interviews....

it just seems so stupid :erm:

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Err Kronas... Have I missed something mate? Your new avatar is bit of a shock.

Or you just sick of everyone associating you with her? :)

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lmao glad you noticed :D

pm coming for you

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My six year old bought a copy of "Katie" this week - guess who was on the back of it ... ;)