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Ramrod 16-09-2005 21:18
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The endless fax :D

Ramrod 17-09-2005 00:30
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We do stuff
Quote:
We have really smart people who are always thinking up totally cool ****. We have a meeting room with a big, round, expensive table. When you hire us for marketing and consulting projects, we spend lots of time sitting around the table having meetings.
:D

sir_drinks_alot 17-09-2005 13:39
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I wonder what would happen if e.t and mr T had a baby you know I think it would sound a little something like this I pitty the fool who doesn’t phone home.

Angua 17-09-2005 14:35
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Whats the difference between a rabbit running a race and a rabbit telling jokes?...............

One's a fit bunny the others a bit funny! :D


Why does a rabbit have a shiny nose?...............

Because the powder puff is at the other end! :)


Why are rabbits good at maths?.......

Because they multiply very quickly! :doh:

marky 17-09-2005 15:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angua
Whats the difference between a rabbit running a race and a rabbit telling jokes?...............

One's a fit bunny the others a bit funny! :D


Why does a rabbit have a shiny nose?...............

Because the powder puff is at the other end! :)


Why are rabbits good at maths?.......

Because they multiply very quickly! :doh:
Ahem :p:

Hom3r 17-09-2005 15:08
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How do you confuse a idiot?


Seven

MovedGoalPosts 17-09-2005 19:40
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Quote:
Originally Posted by david.ewles
How do you confuse a idiot?


Seven
I don't think I should say anything, but I don't get it :dunce:

Angua 17-09-2005 19:46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob C
I don't think I should say anything, but I don't get it :dunce:
Thats the point unfortunately :shrug:


What did the skunk say when the wind changed?...................




It's all coming back to ne now.................;)

Ramrod 17-09-2005 20:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob C
I don't think I should say anything, but I don't get it :dunce:
So that means she confused you..............? ;) :D

Hom3r 17-09-2005 21:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramrod
So that means she confused you..............? ;) :D
That she should be a HE:cool:

Ramrod 17-09-2005 21:19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by david.ewles
That she should be a HE:cool:
Are you sure? The Terry Pratchett character with that name is female :confused:

edit--take a look at her profile pic ;) :D

Mal 17-09-2005 21:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramrod
Are you sure? The Terry Pratchett character with that name is female :confused:

edit--take a look at her profile pic ;) :D
David originally said the joke that confused Rob C ;)

MovedGoalPosts 17-09-2005 21:29
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OK, time to divert attention, so I'll post another bad joke:

A young monk arrives at the monastery and is assigned to helping other monks in copying old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscripts. The new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would not be picked up. In fact the error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk says, †We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.â₠¬Ã‚

So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasnâ₠¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the abbot.

The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He finds him banging his head against the wall and wailing, †We forgot the R, we forgot the R.â₠¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚ His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, †œWhat is wrong father?ââ‚à ‚¬Ã‚

With a choking voice the old abbot replies,ââ‚ ‚¬Ã‚The word was †˜celebrateâ ۉâ₠žÂ¢.âââ₠¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚

Angua 17-09-2005 21:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramrod
So that means she confused you..............? ;) :D
No..... david.elwes (a he) confused Rob C (a mod).....:rofl:

I had nothing to do with the "seven" joke!:Yikes:

Ramrod 17-09-2005 21:43
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angua
No..... david.elwes (a he) confused Rob C (a mod).....:rofl:

I had nothing to do with the "seven" joke!:Yikes:
:rofl: oops! :D


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