Cable Forum - Israel, Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran … War

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Schrödinger’s Straits…

Hugh	19-04-2026 07:57

Re: Israel, Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran … War

h/r @danielsohage

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For those keeping track at home.

The Iranians have now blockaded the Strait of Hormuz in response to the US blockading it because the Iranians had blockaded it, in response to the US attacking Iran to ensure that the Strait which was fully open at the time wasn't blockaded

And this was after they attacked Iran to destroy the facilities they obliterated last year when they attacked Iran.

Carth

19-04-2026 08:51

Re: Israel, Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran … War

If somebody had the nerve (and money) to do it, this could be one of the funniest war films ever made.

There must be shed loads of jokes, wisecracks, quips, one liners and ego busting situations to make a great blockbuster

papa smurf

19-04-2026 09:42

Re: Israel, Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran … War

The usa opens the straight of hormuz with billions of dollars worth of military hardware and the Iranians close it with a speed boat and a gun :rofl:

Carth

19-04-2026 11:44

Re: Israel, Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran … War

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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36214128)

The usa opens the straight of hormuz with billions of dollars worth of military hardware and the Iranians close it with a speed boat and a gun :rofl:

Brilliant Papa :tu: :rofl:

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