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There was also holes in his shoes as well.

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because socks with no holes are not really socks

and my socks (some of them) have holes and

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And display a distinctly odorous smell to both socks.

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"I can hear your socks Moriaty" said Neddy Seagoon


(I can't remember if the line was actually said by Neddy but it was in that great comedic genius The Goon Show. Listen on Amazon Music)

He then turned to the manager and started saying

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he had never ever felt love like this before.

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Where upon Love filed a restraining order against him.

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along with Faith and Hope, but not Charity, because

only one thing mattered to them and it was

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His burning desire for the one he most loved.

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With no hope remaining, he packed his bags and

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got on the night train to Georgia where he

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was going back to a simpler place and time

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Just like those good old easier days of yonder