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Deport Zia Yusuf :D

Or put him down :shrug:

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To Scotland?

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On one of them rubber dildo dinghies in shark infested water, or crocodile, not fussed really just get him gone :)

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i don't think they have crocs n sharks in his native Scotland but they do have nessie

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Count binface pending...

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Nah, it’s pretty certain Farage will win, but he’ll still have to face the same thing he quit over…

Anyhoo, in 2024, he got 21,225 votes out of a turnout of 45,958 (46.2% of the votes cast) - let’s see how he does in this one…

Lower turnout

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Farage is it, with 22,239, on a turnout of 44.4%.

The real winner is Count Binface with a whopping 9,455. And as Farage was too scared to be seen on a platform with the other joke candidates in this election, Binface was the winner amongst those who actually showed up for the count.

The Rejoin EU party (John Stevens) came 3rd with 492.

On a near identical turnout to the general election, Farage has persuaded precisely 1,014 people in Clacton who didn’t vote for him previously, to give him their vote, when the most credible alternative candidate is a stand up comedian with a bin on his head.

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thank you the spokesperson for the uni party, and congratulations to Mr Farage on his unanimous win,and well done to those sorting the monster ballot papers [almost a metre long].


Nigel Farage: 22,239 - 62.8%

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Nigel Farage being the first winning candidate not to turn up to an election count since Bobby Sands…

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It was a farce from start to finish, I'm expecting Netflix or Disney to now make a film about it.

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what it showed to me was the uni party were quite prepared to see binface as a sitting mp ,that shows their contempt for the people of clacton by not fielding candidates.

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They probably thought that a comedian running Ukraine was working, so let's try it in Clacton ;)

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what if there's another by election with the other main parties participating and binface comes second to farage who still wins,now that would be comedy gold

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Having read the Count Binface manifesto, he'd be a shoe-in for me :D

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How come Farage couldn’t go to the count due to claimed security concerns, when he had already been given £5m to deal with his security?