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To be fair, Souness has suffered from a hideous amount of injuries to his first choice eleven this season. Unfortunately, seeing as he then persisted in using Boumsong and Bramble as half of his defense (or Bobo and Twinkles), it's no surprise that Newcast United Comedy Club have lurched from one crisis to another this season really.

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Yes the injuries have been terrible, and I have tried to take this on board, but in the end we look like eleven strangers when playing. We have been calling bobo and twinkles, "laurel and hardy". First time they didn't make me laugh.
When you look at other teams with injuries ie; Wigan, it makes you wonder.

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A friend of mine just asked if we were going out for a Sol Campbell tonight. A swift half then home.

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I like it, I will certainly be having a half or two out of relief.
Saw this and thought it was also very good, clever things penguins.;)

ADMIN EDIT (Russ) - inappropriate language contained in link - link therefore removed.

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the inuries arent bad luck it is his training regime, he used to have high injury list at blackburn as well, sorry but that is more then conveniance.

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And that is connected to football how??

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You didn't watch it till the end did you? :D

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No - but I'm glad I did now...

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What's wrong with Sol Campbell's head? I know his father died, I know the rumours by Spur fans that he is gay, I know his brother is (was) in prison, I know that the 50-year old decorator left him and charged him 70,000 quid for her services. But all these are old news. He got Dido as his girlfriend. Is Dido his current problem? Every body keeps telling his "head is spinning", his "mental health" etc etc etc what's wrong with Sol? why is he sad?

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Well there's the problem.Its Dido probably making a song about everything that goes on in the house..... she prbably never talks to him, just singing to him instead and its done his sensitive head in

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Sol and Dido never knew that is it really true ?.. lucky ******* if it is knew i should have been a prem footballer

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Dido also went out with Alan Smith.

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Yeap,

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/7352004.htm

Hansen wrote "Campbell was jumping the spring wasn't there. He couldn't get off the deck "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4673292.stm

I do not know if Dido has anything to do with it ;) but in the other hand eveyone says Campbell ain't fit....

What a name: Sulzeer Jeremiah Campbell

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Ah, the Emmerdale Eminem :D

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damn i blame the parents if they'd just let me play football all day instead of taking me to school i could be a millionaire footballer dating a pop star :D