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Jules 27-08-2006 20:24

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Thanks I will go download it now :) x

Excellent I have never been able to view those sort of files before....thanks :tu:

Gareth 02-09-2006 19:55

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This is a legit product...
http://www.shomer-tec.com/images/sit...es/tbs_med.jpg
Quote:

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Link for anyone who wants to buy one... http://www.shomer-tec.com/site/produ...2BE5BED6A1828B

TheDaddy 02-09-2006 20:48

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Alternatively you could make your own for a fraction of the cost :erm: :sick:

Hugh 02-09-2006 20:49

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And saving money on the cost of toilet paper!

Win-Win! ;)

iadom 03-09-2006 00:26

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Unless the person who does the washing spots them first,:rolleyes: :D

TheBlueRaja 03-09-2006 00:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34105108)
Nope :(

Thanks for that I would rep you but I can't lol

Do I need to have Office on my comp to be able to download and use that?

You could also try OpenOffice, which comes with open source versions of Powerpoint, Word etc.

Its REALLY good, free and legal...

http://www.openoffice.org/

Jules 03-09-2006 11:52

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Thanks BR I will have a look at that :)

1701-e 04-09-2006 14:45

BBC news 24 interview re Steve Irwin
 
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Denial

Jules 04-09-2006 14:49

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And so it begins

fireman328 04-09-2006 15:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34108998)
Thanks BR I will have a look at that :)

I use it all the time, a bit slow to load but then again so am I !

1701-e 04-09-2006 15:32

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Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34109542)
And so it begins

and theres more ladies and gentlemen...

Ramrod 04-09-2006 15:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34109542)
And so it begins

They are quick off the mark....:erm: :disturbd: :D

Orior 04-09-2006 20:10

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Oh for the love of God.

AndrewJ 09-09-2006 00:28

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*groan*

Ramrod 09-09-2006 00:33

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:D

Druchii 09-09-2006 00:40

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Originally Posted by Ramrod (Post 34113171)
:D

:rofl: Nice!

Jules 09-09-2006 17:42

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That is fantastic :tu:

Skatoony 09-09-2006 19:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod (Post 34113171)
:D

Saw that a couple of days ago on another website - put me into tears :p:

Hugh 09-09-2006 19:17

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Wasn't there a film where that happened?

No, that was "Spartacus"! :p:

Ramrod 12-09-2006 08:21

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:dozey:

Wicked_and_Crazy 12-09-2006 18:58

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:D

Jules 12-09-2006 20:24

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I like the car one ;)

Hugh 12-09-2006 20:54

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This explains the current problems in the Middle East

Tinky 16-09-2006 09:22

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Xenical user's toilet perhaps?

Jules 16-09-2006 10:29

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Lmao good one

Salu 17-09-2006 08:11

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Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34117925)
Lmao good one

Does the "L" stand for leak?

TheDaddy 17-09-2006 09:22

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Originally Posted by Salu (Post 34118366)
Does the "L" stand for leak?

Laxative ;)

TheDaddy 18-09-2006 11:34

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Jules 18-09-2006 14:23

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Seems they all have a bad habit :rofl:

Scarlett 19-09-2006 15:41

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Here's a card the I recently purchased from Tescos. I have added the sample stuff to avoid the accusations of copy right theft.

Have a look at the badge and then the note on the back...

Nugget 19-09-2006 16:31

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Funniest thing I've seen in months ;)

Salu 19-09-2006 16:46

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It's Shrek without makeup!

Nugget 19-09-2006 16:51

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Originally Posted by Salu (Post 34120005)
It's Shrek without makeup!

I dunno - more like a donkey, really :D

Hugh 19-09-2006 16:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34119100)
Seems they all have a bad habit :rofl:

ere - nun of that, sister! ;)

Was the coffee stand taking a religious order?

Salu 19-09-2006 16:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34120008)
I dunno - more like a donkey, really :D

No...its a picture of his face....not his ass....

Hugh 19-09-2006 16:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Salu (Post 34120011)
No...its a picture of his face....not his ass....


....must..........restrain........................ ....myself!

Nemesis 19-09-2006 17:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34119989)
Funniest thing I've seen in months ;)

What's so funny about that then ??

Weirdo ...

punky 19-09-2006 17:47

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Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34119989)
Funniest thing I've seen in months ;)

I don't get it either. :confused:

danielf 19-09-2006 18:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by punky (Post 34120045)
I don't get it either. :confused:

Nugget had posted Nem's pic from the member's gallery. This has mysteriously changed to the current pic. I wonder how that happened :scratch: :erm:

punky 19-09-2006 18:23

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Corruption! Abuse of power!

Ahh thanx for the explanations guys. :tu:

Nugget 19-09-2006 19:01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by punky (Post 34120045)
I don't get it either. :confused:

It's been changed to a picture of what's currently going on inside Nems head :D

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Quote:

Originally Posted by punky (Post 34120061)
Corruption! Abuse of power!

Ahh thanx for the explanations guys. :tu:

What? Nem abusing his mod powers - I'm shocked that anyone could suggest that!!















































Let's face it - it's not like he's got form for it, or anything like that ;) :D

Nugget 19-09-2006 19:04

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Anyway, it is the funniest picture I've seen for months ;)

Jules 19-09-2006 20:14

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Nuggy he is going to get you for this lol

danielf 19-09-2006 20:25

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34120166)
Nuggy he is going to get you for this lol

Nah, judging from that picture, Nug can run a lot faster than Nem :)

punky 19-09-2006 20:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34120104)
Anyway, it is the funniest picture I've seen for months ;)

Now you've gone and done it :disturbd:

Mr Nugget 1975 - 2006

:erm:

Nugget 19-09-2006 20:30

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Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34120183)
Nah, judging from that picture, Nug can run a lot faster than Nem :)

Hey, without wanting to be too crude, even my snot can runner faster than Nem ;)

danielf 19-09-2006 20:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34120189)
Hey, without wanting to be too crude, even my snot can runner faster than Nem ;)

In the interest of fairness, I give you Nugget's snot:

http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/im...ine=1115724081

pedantic 19-09-2006 20:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34120183)
Nah, judging from that picture, Nug can run a lot faster than Nem :)

Don't underestimate people with larger frames, did you see the bloke on X Factor ? He was a big bloke, but could move quick enough. :D

danielf 19-09-2006 20:36

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pedantic (Post 34120193)
Don't underestimate people with larger frames, did you see the bloke on X Factor ? He was a big bloke, but could move quick enough. :D

Yes, but Nugget has a very aerodynamical forehead. No hair that could cause drag... ;)

Jules 19-09-2006 20:36

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Men should have some meat on there bones :tu:

pedantic 19-09-2006 20:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34120195)
Yes, but Nugget has a very aerodynamical forehead. No hair that could cause drag... ;)

Ah ! you mean he's bald as a coot.............fair point. :D

Nugget 19-09-2006 20:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34120195)
Yes, but Nugget has a very aerodynamical forehead. No hair that could cause drag... ;)

And these feet mean I've got a 15 second lead as well :D

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34120198)
Men should have some meat on there bones :tu:

Yeah, but not the breast :disturbd:

pedantic 19-09-2006 20:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34120198)
Men should have some meat on there bones :tu:

I've got some meat. ;)

Make what you will of that comment. :D

Nugget 19-09-2006 20:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pedantic (Post 34120204)
I've got some meat. ;)

Make what you will of that comment. :D

Just that you're chicken :PP:

Jules 19-09-2006 20:39

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I am saying nothing :angel:

pedantic 19-09-2006 20:41

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Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34120206)
Just that you're chicken :PP:

Oi ! bugger off ! We were talking about you, not to you. :PP:

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34120208)
I am saying nothing :angel:

*cough* makes a change *cough* :angel: :D

Jules 19-09-2006 20:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pedantic (Post 34120209)
*cough* makes a change *cough* :angel: :D

:bsmack: Tart!

pedantic 19-09-2006 20:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 34120211)
:bsmack: Tart!

She knows me far too well :D

gaffer_gump 19-09-2006 20:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34120191)
In the interest of fairness, I give you Nugget's snot:

http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/im...ine=1115724081

Hmmmmmm a pint of wychwood hobgoblin in the Tap if imma not mistaken :p:

Nugget 19-09-2006 21:00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gaffer_gump (Post 34120222)
Hmmmmmm a pint of wychwood hobgoblin in the Tap if imma not mistaken :p:

Hmmm, probably XB actually, but definitely the Tap :)

homealone 19-09-2006 21:19

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Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34120225)
Hmmm, probably XB actually, but definitely the Tap :)

I've never been in there, but can recommend the Granary restaurant in the same building :tu:

Oh and a 'funny sign' to keep on topic :)

TheDaddy 19-09-2006 21:23

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Got sent these 'billboards' earlier :)

Jules 19-09-2006 21:24

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I love the last one :rofl:

Nugget 19-09-2006 21:41

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Originally Posted by homealone (Post 34120239)
I've never been in there, but can recommend the Granary restaurant in the same building :tu:

You, of all people, know that I have to go in the Tap - I can trip over in my garden and land in there :D

homealone 19-09-2006 21:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34120265)
You, of all people, know that I have to go in the Tap - I can trip over in my garden and land in there :D

and counting the shopping trolleys in the river Freshney keeps your brain active, as well ;)

(note to non Grimsby folk, the river Freshney runs below the balcony Nug is sat on in the previous pic :) )

While the sign on the wall says 'Tap & Spile' :D

Nugget 19-09-2006 22:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by homealone (Post 34120290)
and counting the shopping trolleys in the river Freshney keeps your brain active, as well ;)

(note to non Grimsby folk, the river Freshney runs below the balcony Nug is sat on in the previous pic :) )

While the sign on the wall says 'Tap & Spile' :D

Actually, they've had to change the sign - now it reads 'Nugs Second Home' :D

Stuart 19-09-2006 22:51

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It's national speak like a Piorot day...

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2006/09/9.jpg

Hugh 19-09-2006 22:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34120317)
Actually, they've had to change the sign - now it reads 'Nugs Second Home' :D

Shurely "Nugs First Home, and he sleeps across the fence)

homealone 19-09-2006 23:00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stuart C (Post 34120347)
It's national speak like a Piorot day...

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2006/09/9.jpg

oooarrgh, Jim lad, splice the mainbrace, make sure the sun is above the yardarm, though:) and watch out for seaman staines ;)

today was the official 'speak like a pirate day' - and I missed it ;)

TheDaddy 19-09-2006 23:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by homealone (Post 34120358)
oooarrgh, Jim lad, splice the mainbrace, make sure the sun is above the yardarm, though:) and watch out for seaman staines ;)

today was the official 'speak like a pirate day' - and I missed it ;)

Wasn't master Bates one of the crew as well ;)

homealone 19-09-2006 23:19

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Originally Posted by TheDaddy (Post 34120363)
Wasn't master Bates one of the crew as well ;)

allegedly, the cabin boy, presumably had them both 'in hand' :)

iadom 19-09-2006 23:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by homealone (Post 34120358)

today was the official 'speak like a pirate day' - and I missed it ;)


Why are Pirates scary? because they RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:D

Gareth 20-09-2006 01:03

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http://www.p-t-s.co.uk/temp/ttbird.gif

Lew 21-09-2006 09:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nugget (Post 34120104)
Anyway, it is the funniest picture I've seen for months ;)

...which means it must be time to dig out this pic again :D

PICTURE REMOVED TO PROTECT THE SACRED MEMORY OF RONNIE BARKER
SACRILEDGE :D

/me runs

Jules 21-09-2006 14:46

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Omg!! that is fantastic!! :rofl:

Orior 21-09-2006 15:36

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Who in the Ronnie on the right?

Gareth 21-09-2006 15:44

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Simon M, aka Nemesis ;)

Nemesis 21-09-2006 15:47

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Orior (Post 34121439)
Who in the Ronnie on the right?

I have no Idea who you're talking about:angel:

Lew 21-09-2006 16:14

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ZOMG!!!111! ABUSE OF MOD POWARZ!!!11!ONEONEONE!!!

Nemesis 21-09-2006 16:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lew (Post 34121480)
ZOMG!!!111! ABUSE OF MOD POWARZ!!!11!ONEONEONE!!!

Now what are you talking about .....

Gareth 21-09-2006 16:55

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Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

Lew 21-09-2006 16:55

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TUT TUT TUT

:naughty:

Ramrod 22-09-2006 23:11

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:D

budwieser 23-09-2006 01:32

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Originally Posted by Ramrod (Post 34122398)
:D

All so true Mate unfortunately.:mad:

HSH85 24-09-2006 17:12

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Heres a good one.

dilli-theclaw 24-09-2006 18:48

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Spud in danger

Mal 25-09-2006 21:28

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:)

Jules 25-09-2006 21:38

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That is great lmao!

Hugh 25-09-2006 22:01

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rofl (ducking quickly):monkey:

Skatoony 25-09-2006 22:14

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Brilliant Mal :D :tu:

TheDaddy 26-09-2006 16:08

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I just got e mailed this story.

A city councilman, Mark Easton, lives in a nice neighbourhood. He had a
beautiful view of the mountains until a new neighbour purchased the lot
below his house and built his new home. Apparently, the new home was 18
inches higher than the ordinances would allow. Mark Easton, mad about
his lost view went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof
line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbour had some great arguments
about this as you can imagine - not great feelings. The new neighbour
had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new
neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't
like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When
they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they
found...

Jules 26-09-2006 17:13

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I really like there style :tu: lol

danielf 26-09-2006 17:45

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Now why is that vaguely reminiscent of a church building? :confused:

Stuart 28-09-2006 14:01

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Jules 28-09-2006 14:03

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Omg!! that is funny :D

iadom 29-09-2006 16:32

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Noooooooooo.:D

Caff 29-09-2006 16:49

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That is so good. :D

Jules 29-09-2006 22:06

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:rofl: Oppps

Ramrod 02-10-2006 20:43

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Jules 02-10-2006 21:05

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Damn I nearly choked on my mini eggs :rofl:


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