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Alexa, tell me a joke..... Alexa?

Sorry, I wasn't listening, I thought you deserved some privacy

Really, well that's nic-

Would you like me to tell you another joke

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"I won't back down" - Tom Petty

"I may readjust my stance if you have a convincing argument"- Tom Reasonable

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Rough neighbourhood.

https://www.cableforum.uk/board/atta...1&d=1660836705

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I opened my fridge earlier, and it smelt of Basil.


I think it might me faulty :D

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So I put a giant map of the world up on the wall and gave my wife a dart. I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday.

Well......I guess we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

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Here's a funny for you all.

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Just asked my daughter to pass me the phone book

She laughed, called me a dinosaur and gave me her iPhone

Now the spider is dead, the phone is broken and she's furious

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:D I've stolen it.

I found this and thought it should be seen by our own Govt if no one else!!

http://web.archive.org/web/202307300...1&d=1690672109

Ah man!!

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Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest when she spots the wolf hiding behind a log

"Wow what big eyes you have got"

The wolf runs off

Then she sees him hiding behind a tree

"Wow what big ears you have got"

The wolf runs off again

She then sees him hiding in a ditch

"Wow what big teeth you've got"

This time the wolf stands up and says

"Look can you sod off, I'm trying to have a shit"

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Had a massive argument with the other half earlier and she ended up packing my bags, as I was walking out the door she screamed

"I hope you have a slow and painful death you barsteward"

So naturally I assumed she wanted me to stay and went to unpack

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I told my mate that I have had the sh*ts for almost 6 weeks.
"Don't worry", he said, "They go back to school tomorrow".

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This made me laugh....

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I'm sweating more in this heat than Fred West on Ground Force.