I read some of the jokes on this thread :D

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How does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizza?

Deep Pan Crisp and Even.

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While shepherds washed their socks by night, all using Fairy Snow.
The angel of the Lord came down and said I use Omo.

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While Shepherds washed their socks by all night all watching ITV,
The Angel of the Lord came down and switched to BBC.

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While Shepherds watched TV at night and paid the license fee
The spirit of OB appeared, and said 'get with it, stream'

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While Shepards watched their turnip tops all cooking in a pot
The Angel of the lord came down and scoffed the fecking lot

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While shepherds watched their flocks by night all seated on a bank
An angel who was bored came down and taught them how to... (from The Vicar of Dibley)

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Just got back from the ER and I'd like to reassure you guys that I'll be all right after a couple of days on pain relief.

But I just thought I'd warn you that the Dyson ball cleaner is really misleadingly named.

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Ummm :confused:

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I don't get it either?

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Try saying "red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry".

It’s a tongue-twister, so not easy to say…

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If you have to explain it....... :p:

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And you don't think they realised that?...

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One for Russ…

https://www.cableforum.uk/board/atta...9&d=1659635476