Cable Forum - Reform UK's chronicles

If he wins the by-election, the Parliamentary Inquiry resumes… ;)

And even if he doesn’t, it still might…

https://committees.parliament.uk/pub...67945/default/

Highly unlikely he’s going to lose as: Labour, Conservatives, Lib Dems and Restore Britain say they will not stand

Love the fact he’s trying to turn it into people vs establishment when he’s a part of the establishment

papa smurf

07-07-2026 18:45

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Originally Posted by mrmistoffelees (Post 36219165)

working class hero

Damien

07-07-2026 18:47

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Probably the smartest thing to do is not to stand, means there is no real news in the result and stops it becoming a story all summer.

papa smurf

07-07-2026 19:20

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Originally Posted by Damien (Post 36219167)

Probably the smartest thing to do is not to stand, means there is no real news in the result and stops it becoming a story all summer.

the story will be too scared to stand /frit/chicken /no balls/spineless gits...

mrmistoffelees

07-07-2026 19:29

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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36219166)

working class hero

Of course he is, and if you actually believe that I’ve got a bag of beans you’ll really be interested in buying

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Originally Posted by Damien (Post 36219167)

Probably the smartest thing to do is not to stand, means there is no real news in the result and stops it becoming a story all summer.

Yup, he wins is elected and due process continues

papa smurf

07-07-2026 19:49

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Originally Posted by mrmistoffelees (Post 36219172)

Of course he is, and if you actually believe that I’ve got a bag of beans you’ll really be interested in buying

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Yup, he wins is elected and due process continues

it's not what i believe it's what his supporters believe

thenry

07-07-2026 19:52

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Smurfs eating baked beans tonight. Fart the night away.

Dingbat

07-07-2026 19:56

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Originally Posted by Damien (Post 36219167)

Probably the smartest thing to do is not to stand, means there is no real news in the result and stops it becoming a story all summer.

Seeing as Farage only got 46% of the vote at the GE, it would be hilarious if Count Binface stood against him and got the votes of the 54% who didn’t vote RefUK.

peanut

07-07-2026 20:22

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Farage’s £5m gift reported to UK crime agency over money laundering concerns

https://www.theguardian.com/politics...ering-concerns

1andrew1

07-07-2026 20:49

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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36219152)

it's him v bin face, what will the people's choice be

davy knows he'll lose his candidates deposit so does kemi

This is comedy gold! Pretending to be anti-establishment may work with his flock, but will look daft when his only competition is a guy wearing a dustbin!

jem	07-07-2026 21:05

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Originally Posted by 1andrew1 (Post 36219181)

This is comedy gold! Pretending to be anti-establishment may work with his flock, but will look daft when his only competition is a guy wearing a dustbin!

I suspect that the Greens will field a candidate, which could make it interesting.

Damien

07-07-2026 21:15

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Greens would get nowhere in Clacton.

Chris

07-07-2026 21:26

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Binface for MP. It’s time.

Dingbat

07-07-2026 22:21

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Perhaps someone should ask the DOGE teams that Reform brought in to the councils they took over if they could investigate the money wasted on unnecessary by-elections?