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Gary L 12-04-2009 17:03

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34774287)
The words are all English, and have individual meanings - it's just when you put them together it all seems to go wrong. :D

If that's an extract from your school report. you're still doing it :D

Hugh 12-04-2009 17:15

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34774283)
I'm probably the same variety of toffee as you. only I'm a bit more flexible :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34774287)
The words are all English, and have individual meanings - it's just when you put them together it all seems to go wrong. :D

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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34774295)
If that's an extract from your school report. you're still doing it :D

No, it's a comment on your previous meaning-free post - your signal to noise ratio is very low (almost Vs = Vn).

Gary L 12-04-2009 17:35

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34774304)
No, it's a comment on your previous meaning-free post - DUH!

Please don't let me imagine you going DUH! as you typed it. :doh:

Hugh 12-04-2009 17:41

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34774321)
Please don't let me imagine you going DUH! as you typed it. :doh:

Only you can answer that, thankfully.

It was actually more https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/...2009/04/45.jpg

But back to the point - it helps, when you (Gary L) are posting, to try and make the post intelligible, rather than "variety of toffee" statements, that are only meaningful to people on the same medication as you. ;)

Gary L 12-04-2009 17:47

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34774324)
But back to the point - it helps, when you (Gary L) are posting, to try and make the post intelligible, rather than "variety of toffee" statements, that are only meaningful to people on the same medication as you. ;)

Have you got google images set as your homepage?

Russ 12-04-2009 17:54

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
Moving on....

lascura 01-05-2009 17:58

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
As an old 'bird' but not one that requires additional stuffing..... and wanting to help....... and having seen, been subjected to various 'chat up' lines/lies.... i've now come to the conclusion that i will accept nothing less then this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmM7QeoCP1Y&NR=1

No more......... no less.......

And yes....... i AM prepared to go 'without' for the rest of my life in anticipation, but then 'impossible is nothing' ;)

As Russ said.......... moving on.......

zing_deleted 01-05-2009 18:07

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by lascura (Post 34786783)
As an old 'bird' but not one that requires additional stuffing..... and wanting to help....... and having seen, been subjected to various 'chat up' lines/lies.... i've now come to the conclusion that i will accept nothing less then this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmM7QeoCP1Y&NR=1

No more......... no less.......

And yes....... i AM prepared to go 'without' for the rest of my life in anticipation, but then 'impossible is nothing' ;)

As Russ said.......... moving on.......

You want someone who owns Addias sports equipment or a Maori ?? ;)

Gary L 01-05-2009 18:15

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by zinglebarb (Post 34786787)
You want someone who owns Addias sports equipment or a Maori ?? ;)

She wants a nutter :)

lascura 01-05-2009 18:54

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by zinglebarb (Post 34786787)
You want someone who owns Addias sports equipment or a Maori ?? ;)

I need to be 'careful ' here but....... i was thinking more n*k*d th*gh and fast t**g*e action..... which goes hand in hand with the Haka..... IF done correctly.......with or without the sports kit.....

The asterisks have been used JUST in case i am misundertood :angel:

Gary L 01-05-2009 21:05

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by lascura (Post 34786823)
I need to be 'careful ' here but....... i was thinking more n*k*d th*gh and fast t**g*e action..... which goes hand in hand with the Haka..... IF done correctly.......with or without the sports kit.....

The asterisks have been used JUST in case i am misundertood :angel:

"fast t**g*e action"
I'm stuck on this one :)

zing_deleted 01-05-2009 21:15

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
The not the nine O'Clock news team made a song about it ;)

lascura 01-05-2009 21:32

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34786898)
"fast t**g*e action"
I'm stuck on this one :)

Well, let me see if i can help you....... there seems to have been a few 'toffee' comments in this thread..... and if toffee gets stuck in your teeth, as you seem to be stuck with this, there are certain 'actions' that can get it loose.......

But then if that's lost on you too..... i suppose i shouldn't be surprised since the defiant TONGUE waggling doesn't seem to be as prominent in the Haka of more recent years....... and not in the video i posted..... shame ;)

Gary L 01-05-2009 21:46

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by lascura (Post 34786920)
Well, let me see if i can help you....... there seems to have been a few 'toffee' comments in this thread..... and if toffee gets stuck in your teeth, as you seem to be stuck with this, there are certain 'actions' that can get it loose.......

I use my finger and poke it a bit :)

lascura 01-05-2009 22:00

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 
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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34786929)
I use my finger and poke it a bit :)

And there you were earlier saying that you were a bit more 'flexible'.

Maybe you should try a gob stopper? :)


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