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TheDaddy 12-06-2026 19:43

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by Damien (Post 36217211)
I think you've gone around the bend if you think Reform are trying to throw this. They've just screwed it up.

They will always screw up because they're not serious about it

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Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36217216)
I'd love that Makerfield thing to be won by one of those silly independents, you know the sort, they dress silly, the party has a ridiculously funny (to them) name, and their main policy is free Pie & chips to the over 60's if they turn up wearing their first ever school uniform.

Ah The Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party, they last fielded a candidate at the Dunny in the Wold by election during the regency period iirc

Mr K 12-06-2026 19:48

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36217216)
I'd love that Makerfield thing to be won by one of those silly independents, you know the sort, they dress silly, the party has a ridiculously funny (to them) name, and their main policy is free Pie & chips to the over 60's if they turn up wearing their first ever school uniform.

Count Binface is standing, he's your man/bin.
https://countbinface.com/makerfieldmanifesto

Hugh 12-06-2026 19:57

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36217216)
I'd love that Makerfield thing to be won by one of those silly independents, you know the sort, they dress silly, the party has a ridiculously funny (to them) name, and their main policy is free Pie & chips to the over 60's if they turn up wearing their first ever school uniform.

Reform?

Chris 12-06-2026 20:20

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by Mr K (Post 36217219)
Count Binface is standing, he's your man/bin.
https://countbinface.com/makerfieldmanifesto

Indeed he is.


Carth 13-06-2026 01:36

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
Can't argue with those policies :D

OLD BOY 15-06-2026 19:08

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36217220)
Reform?

Most of the electorate are at the least sympathetic to what Reform is saying and they are way ahead in the polls.

If you would rather vote for the Monster Reving Looney Party, knock yourself out.

Another wasted vote.

Hugh 15-06-2026 19:39

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by OLD BOY (Post 36217410)
Most of the electorate are at the least sympathetic to what Reform is saying and they are way ahead in the polls.

If you would rather vote for the Monster Reving Looney Party, knock yourself out.

Another wasted vote.

Which polls?

Sephiroth 15-06-2026 19:41

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36217418)
Which polls?


https://www.politico.eu/europe-poll-...nited-kingdom/

Hugh 15-06-2026 19:43

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by Sephiroth (Post 36217419)

I believe OB was referring to Makerfield polls, as he mentioned Lord Binface…

Chris 15-06-2026 21:09

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by OLD BOY (Post 36217410)
Most of the electorate are at the least sympathetic to what Reform is saying and they are way ahead in the polls.

If you would rather vote for the Monster Reving Looney Party, knock yourself out.

Another wasted vote.

Sympathy for all or some of their diagnosis of the problems the country faces isn’t the same thing as sympathy for their proposed solutions, or confidence that their candidate is suitable to deliver them (or even just to run a constituency surgery).

Reform’s candidate in Makerfield is a great advert for every other candidate on the ballot.

Carth 15-06-2026 22:21

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
I'm starting to go with the earlier mentioned theory that Reform have deliberately scuppered it for themselves, allowing the Burnham chap a win and the prospect of a fight with Starmer.

I also don't think labour will do well in the general election, no matter who the head boy is then, and it's going to be fun seeing the infighting leading up to that.

Hugh 16-06-2026 08:00

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
Good to see the excuses coming pre-ballot, rather than post… ;)

I think it’s too close to call at this time…

papa smurf 16-06-2026 08:37

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
i think binface will win

Sephiroth 16-06-2026 08:46

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36217451)
I'm starting to go with the earlier mentioned theory that Reform have deliberately scuppered it for themselves, allowing the Burnham chap a win and the prospect of a fight with Starmer.

I also don't think labour will do well in the general election, no matter who the head boy is then, and it's going to be fun seeing the infighting leading up to that.

My good friend Carth makes a strong (hidden) point which I'll try to bring closer to home.

The Makerfield "plumber", by his own pronouncements, typifies the body of Reform UK supporters. What's more, you can spot them as Reform UK types when they are on a TV panel - even the more eloquent ones. The upper echelon, however, are a different breed - some of them defected Tories.

Then you have the more refined types, like OB (may I say?), who are so disappointed with the Tories that they place their faith in Farage.

Then there's me: Farage is great; his upper echelon is very good. Kemi is great; most of her upper echelon are fails. If Kemi will sit down and have a curry with me, I'll help her put the Tories right.

Boy is this country screwed.

Carth 16-06-2026 08:48

Re: Reform UK's chronicles
 
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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36217468)
i think binface will win

That would be marvelous, a true 'up yours' to the establishment :D


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