Re: Constipated...
 

Have you tried playing her one of your Barry Manilow cd's ?

Re: Constipated...
 

Has voided her bowels yet http://smileyshut.com/smileys/new/Di...g/toilet-3.gif

Re: Constipated...
 

you could always try this

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmm...rown-noise_fun


:angel:;)

Re: Constipated...
 

Anyone suggested Nat Lax TNT yet?
Or perhaps treat her to a Colonic Irrigation

Re: Constipated...
 

So there is still no 'movement'?

Re: Constipated...
 

It looks like this thread is going to run and run.... perhaps not. :erm:

Re: Constipated...
 

UPDATE

On the early hours of Sunday morning Mrs chuzzlemonkey finally let go of her 'load' lol.

She pooed! *dances*

Apparently it was only the size of a rabbit dropping, though :erm:

Re: Constipated...
 

Congratulations! You must be very proud!

How much did it weigh?

Re: Constipated...
 

Well...i didn't pick it up so i'm not sure to be honest! lol

Re: Constipated...
 

Fresh fruit, pure orange juice, salted peanuts, all good for making you go.

There's also Lactulose, tasteless and disgusting but does the job.

What's all the fuss about anyway, 3 or 4 weeks inbetween going is normal, well for me anyway.

This thread should come with a TMI hazard sign :D

Re: Constipated...
 

Movicol is very good, after that you can bend over pass wind and pebble dash three houses at once !

Re: Constipated...
 

Do you want help on help on naming the new arrival Chuzzle??? ;)

Re: Constipated...
 

Have you shown the poor woman this thread? :scratch: