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Originally Posted by Saxodriver

Batman and Robin new chinese counterparts :D

:sick: my eyes

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the reason why the fuel protest flopped

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I am assured this is a completely genuine, un-photoshopped pic of yesterday's Sky News coverage of Gee Dubya at the UN. :D

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Originally Posted by Chris T

I am assured this is a completely genuine, un-photoshopped pic of yesterday's Sky News coverage of Gee Dubya at the UN. :D

Thats what Russ said in post #887.;)

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Originally Posted by Chris T

I am assured this is a completely genuine, un-photoshopped pic of yesterday's Sky News coverage of Gee Dubya at the UN. :D

well it's genuine but it wasn't yesterday :p:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/katrina/disaster.asp

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Originally Posted by Dave Stones

well it's genuine but it wasn't yesterday :p:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/katrina/disaster.asp

Good grief, Snopes sounds completely humourless even when it's discussing something that is true. :erm:

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Originally Posted by Snopes

The screen shot displayed above, presumably captured from a Sky News (Ireland) broadcast, uses a text caption in conjunction with a video clip of President Bush to convey that the President had declared Hurricane Katrina to be "one of the worst disasters to hit the U.S." Without the video context however, the caption could be read as labeling President Bush "one of the worst disasters ever to hit the U.S.," especially given the lack of quotation marks to offset the phrase and indicate it was a paraphrase of his words rather than the news agency's descriptor.

You don't say, Sherlock. :rolleyes:

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Couldn't have been yesterday though, Russ posted it first on the 8th Sept.:)

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Originally Posted by Chris T

Good grief, Snopes sounds com[font=Verdana][size=2]pletely humourless even when it's discussing something that is true. :erm:

You don't say, Sherlock. :rolleyes:

True, but then that doesn't say a lot for the quality of Sky journalists either. Hardly shows that they have a decent grasp of English grammar. :erm: :)

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found this the other day 100% real just try it your self. :clap:

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LOL The thing's you find on google! Was it pure accident or were you genuinley searching for the word failure?

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Originally Posted by Martin

LOL The thing's you find on google! Was it pure accident or were you genuinley searching for the word failure?

I was looking for something and just so happend to come across about it. !

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Originally Posted by sir_drinks_alot

I was looking for something and just so happend to come across about it. !

Good find :tu:

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Originally Posted by sir_drinks_alot

found this the other day 100% real just try it your self. :clap:

I did, and I can confirm the findings. 100% real it is. :tu:

Edit: I noticed there was an 'add' above the KCRW.org one on the right when I tried it.

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2005/...g-failure.html

It explains 'googlebombing'.

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Originally Posted by Martin

Good find :tu:

I wet my self when I sew it martin. :tu:

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Originally Posted by Martin

LOL The thing's you find on google! Was it pure accident or were you genuinley searching for the word failure?

It was reported in The Register a few days back.

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Originally Posted by theman

virga

I hope you wasnt trying to do pac-man :nono:

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no i got it wrong now it is okay

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Originally Posted by david.ewles

see attached

Attached what? :confused:

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the files to big

will sort out soon?

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Originally Posted by david.ewles

the files to big

will sort out soon?

You have the right avatar then :D

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Originally Posted by Ramrod

:rofl:

:erm: :disturbd:

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One for marge :-) Not a pic but funny.

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Women drivers eh? :D

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And i bet that car was allready on its side :disturbd:

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Looks like the airbag has inflated though..

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I was sent this link and found the picture funny.

http://www.ironmaiden.com/downloads/BillGates_800.jpg

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Originally Posted by Florence

I was sent this link and found the picture funny.

Bill Gate's wife is a bit of a minger isn't she? :erm: :)

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Probally runs on Windows 1.0 Bill probally though shes bad enuf now with the nagging, imagine upgrading her OS :eek:

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Bill's married to Eddie :Yikes:

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I think I would prefer to pay with cash. :D

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Originally Posted by iadom

I think I would prefer to pay with cash. :D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Originally Posted by iadom

I think I would prefer to pay with cash. :D

Brilliant :rofl:

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Goldoni,

Where did you get that NTL post project review from! It is confidential and should not have left NTL offices.

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- Good morning. Technical Support. Mark speaking. How may I help you?
- Uhhh. Hello?
- Hello! Technical Support, how can I help?
- Is that Technical Support?
- <Sigh.> Yes, it is sir.
- Can you help me?
- I'll try!
- Do you remember me? I had a computer that wouldn't do anything.
- How could I forget? You're Mr Entwhistle. Your computer froze, we sorted it out and I suggested you use a fire wall.
- That's right. Do you remember me?
- Of course I do Sir! (Through tightly gritted teeth.) I still have the nightmares.
- I decided to take a bit of a short cut.

(Sound of head banging against desk and muffled groaning)

- W...what sort of short cut, Mr Entwhistle?
- Well you see, I figured that if the computer was frozen, and I needed a fire wall...
- Yeees?
- I figured if I got the firewall, that might unfreeze the computer.
- No Mr Entlistle, it doesn't work like that...
- But I wasn't sure about the firewall, so I used the next best thing.
- Eh?
- The next best thing. Me electric fire...

(Muffled sobbing)

- Hello?
- (Resigned.) Yes Mr Entwhistle... What happened then?
- I think it worked a bit too well...

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Is that your instructors car after you have been on your lesson Saxo lmao

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After careful choice, the cheifs of F1 decided to remove half the car, and let the drivers push them around the track instead.

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Originally Posted by Saxodriver

After careful choice, the cheifs of F1 decided to remove half the car, and let the drivers push them around the track instead.

Nah mate, that's a TV repeat of the Bedrock Grand Prix :)

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Well it still works part2

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Originally Posted by Saxodriver

Errrrmmmm :erm:

I actually quite like the first one, its a little odd but I would bet its pretty practical for anyone who goes diving/camping etc but doesnt want a conventional vehicle. It reminds me of the nissan 4x4 (the warrior I think) but obviously much lower to the ground.
I dont get whats wrong with the second one?? Is it because its all chavved up?

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The second one is a Nissan Skyline GTR, a great sports car... made into a estate... the person who made that should be shot.

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There's a sign near where I am with some bits scratched off.

I get childish titters sometimes when I walk past it.

http://img.nthw.ath.cx:8080/nthw/war.jpg

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Obessessed? Nah!

:rofl:

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Couldn't resist this... :D

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Hope this hasn't been posted already, although it's not quite a picture or a sign......:doh:

I'll post it anyway though..:D

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
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Originally Posted by Stuart C

Obessessed? Nah!

:rofl:

Nice one that.

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Latest Ipod hits the shops....

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Originally Posted by iadom

Security.

:rofl: That is the picture of this thread for me :rofl:

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New contender for the grand national

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Hey, Hen, have you seen the size of my human?!

(What, you were expecting a cheap "cock joke"?!) :D

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Dancing Skelly (doesn't seem to like FF :( )
http://www.chezmaya.com/applet/valentin.htm

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I had this today while loading several files (5.5gigs) from my desktop to my portable HD via USB 1 (DT doesn't have USB 2)

[img]Download Failed (1)[/img]

about 22 years?

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This is from Telewest's Home Page

I'm not saying a word...! :D

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Originally Posted by Graham

This is from Telewest's Home Page

I'm not saying a word...! :D

The've stolen your business card, I think litigation is in order. :)

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Originally Posted by Graham

This is from Telewest's Home Page

I'm not saying a word...! :D

Bloody hell... That's a bit risque for advertising isn't it? Considering what actually gets banned...

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Originally Posted by punky

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Originally Posted by Graham

This is from Telewest's Home Page

I'm not saying a word...! :D

Bloody hell... That's a bit risque for advertising isn't it? Considering what actually gets banned...

Ads don't actually get "banned", the ASA can only say "we don't think you should show this", but they've got no powers to enforce the decision.

So we don't go :notopic: If anyone wants to know about stuff being banned, PM me for details of the Home Office's consultation on "extreme pornography" that would make you a criminal for even *looking* at something they don't like!

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Birdflu hits Paris!

Link.

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Originally Posted by Ramrod

:erm:

You SICK puppy :) - on the other hand - the missus thinks it's really funny!!!

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world

Mod Edit (Matt D) - One pic removed due to content

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New from IKEA, the paperless toilet :D

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Originally Posted by iadom

New from IKEA, the paperless toilet :D

Now there is a reason to spend more time on the loo than a man! :D :p:

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Originally Posted by Angua

Now there is a reason to spend more time on the loo than a man! :D :p:

:Yikes: :Yikes::Yikes::Yikes::Yikes: ;):D

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Two of the most disturbing pictures on the interweb:
(I'm going to be having nightmares for ages)

:eek:
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Originally Posted by david.ewles

I had this today while loading several files (5.5gigs) from my desktop to my portable HD via USB 1 (DT doesn't have USB 2)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/david.ewles/cf/dl.bmp

about 22 years?

8.5 years isnt it???

4473922 minutes /60 = 74565 hours /24 = 3106 days 3106 /365 = 8.5 years

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb

8.5 years isnt it???

4473922 minutes /60 = 74565 hours /24 = 3106 days 3106 /365 = 8.5 years

I didn't think that 22 years was right
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clown

Inappropriate image removed.

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Originally Posted by theman

clown

I hate it when that happens to me :D

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I was sent this last year

Rob C - Attachment Removed

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Originally Posted by david.ewles

I was sent this last year

Good luck getting that past the race relations committee at CF.

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It was sent to my by a college who was birn in Jamacia, And no offence is meant

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Indeed. Black people do have a sense of humour. A black friend of mine made me laugh a few months ago. He said he was going on holiday to Antiga. I said "Oh yeah, that's cool..." and he said: "Yeah, I fancy topping up my tan a bit". He was as black as Newgate's Knocker.

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My brother in law is as black as coal, when he goes abroad he says he's going for a respray :D :D

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What do you call one of these?

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Originally Posted by altis

What do you call one of these?

My ex... ;)

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Originally Posted by altis

What do you call one of these?

If it was a donkey I'd say it was half-assed :D