Sex?

[Dupre]

nothing to say, just wanna see how many people look in the thread ;-)
wonder what you expected to see in here anyway...

[Stuartbe]

nothing to say, just wanna see how many people look in the thread ;-)
wonder what you expected to see in here anyway...

:blush: :sulk: - Foul tempter !!!!

Errrr - Sorry wrong thread :D

[Ramrod]

Hardy Har Har :D

[Chimaera]

What can I say - I KNEW it had to be you, Dupre!! :wavey:

(either you or Kronas, anyway!)

[Ramrod]

By the way.....Look at the tits on this (http://bristolrugby.netfirms.com/look_at_the_tits_on_this.htm) :naughty:

[Stuartbe]

Hardy Har Har :D

Got you though didn't it m8 :D

[DrAwesome]

nothing to say, just wanna see how many people look in the thread ;-)
wonder what you expected to see in here anyway...

well now you know the people who aint getting any
or maybe too much & want some more :rofl:

[Ramrod]

Got you though didn't it m8 :D.....every time :D

[Stuartbe]

well now you know the people who aint getting any :rofl:

* cough * - I just clicked on the wrong thread :D

[DrAwesome]

* cough * - I just clicked on the wrong thread :D

this is a better excuse

congrats on yout 1,000 post :D

[Stuartbe]

this is a better excuse

congrats on yout 1,000 post :D

Cheers m8 - * ahem * - was on the wrong thread :D

[sir_drinks_alot]

well the last time i did http://smile.smilies.nl/529.gif +
Download Failed (1)
=http://smile.smilies.nl/554.gif

:naughty:

[Marge]

I thought it said "six" which someone thought would be Uniteds score against Boro tonight :erm: so thats why I popped my head in, honest !!

[Stuartbe]

I thought it said "six" which someone thought would be Uniteds score against Boro tonight :erm: so thats why I popped my head in, honest !!

:rofl: :D

Even if we believe you about the "six" we wont beleive the football score :)

[Marge]

:rofl: :D

Even if we believe you about the "six" we wont beleive the football score :)

OK, I was being kind, eight then :rolleyes:

[Sociable]

Yes Please.

[Stuartbe]

Yes Please.

If you are sure you can handle it I will lend you the wife :naughty:

If none of you hear from me for a while you will know why :D

[Paul]

If you are sure you can handle it I will lend you the wife :naughty:

Over here ...... :wavey:

[Sociable]

If you are sure you can handle it I will lend you the wife :naughty:

If none of you hear from me for a while you will know why :D

No probs just make sure she brings the jump leads its been a while. :)

[Bex]

No probs just make sure she brings the jump leads its been a while. :)


awwwww pete would offer my services but im a one man woman these days and he might just kill you ;):pp

great thread :tu:

[Atomic22]

hehehe yes great thread

[Maggy]

hehehe yes great thread

I dropped by to see if I should give out any MIGA's or EBTA's.

No need so far. :D

Incog. :)

[Xaccers]

gusset

[Maggy]

gusset

No you'll have to do better than that. ;)

[Bex]

I dropped by to see if I should give out any MIGA's or EBTA's.

No need so far. :D

Incog. :)

i think you should give one of the awards to soc...why? just cos :pp

[sir_drinks_alot]

we would do "it" alot more if not for the Fact that are
home is shared with a baby and a 16 yaer old girl :mad:

[aliferste]

eh , what? sex......oom ....i just wanted to see what all the fuss was about!!

[swoop101]

Bugger, this topic gets me every time :eek: :naughty: :blush:

[TigaSefi]

I thought it said "six" which someone thought would be Uniteds score against Boro tonight :erm: so thats why I popped my head in, honest !!

Judging by the latest score, u way off the mark at the moment :rofl:

[smegs]

[QUOTE=stuartbe]If you are sure you can handle it I will lend you the wife :naughty:

If none of you hear from me for a while you will know who why

stuartbe you can't even handle me so how do you expect anyone else too
i don't come cheap :naughty:

[Tricky]

Look on the bright side - The longer this is the more interest there will be...

[Ramrod]

[QUOTE=stuartbe]stuartbe you can't even handle me so how do you expect anyone else too
i don't come cheap :naughty:....so how do you come? *ramrod innocently inquires* :D






....I'll get me coat :D

[luftys]

I dropped by to see if I should give out any MIGA's or EBTA's.

No need so far. :D

Incog. :)
That is because I am watching star trek :disturbd:

[smegs]

....so how do you come? *ramrod innocently inquires* :D


....I'll get me coat :D

I come in several flavours but can you afford me :D

[danielf]

I once shared an office with an Irish girl who thought it had something to do with glass table tops and defecation :erm:, but she didn't strike me as very experienced :shrug:

[Scarlett]

Sex the first time...

Is that it ?
.
.
.
When can I get it again ?

[Sociable]

Look on the bright side - The longer this is the more interest there will be...

And they always said size doesn't matter. :rofl:

[Scarlett]

And they always said size doesn't matter. :rofl:

I prefer to take a selection pack with me make sure that if It does, I'm covered :eek:

[Stuart]

Clicked on this by mistake.. Honest...

[Ramrod]

I come in several flavours but can you afford me :DI reckon so ;) :D ..... :rofl:

[Stuart]

I come in several flavours but can you afford me :D
Smegs, do you realise Kronas has probably fainted by now?

:D

[smegs]

I reckon so ;) :D ..... :rofl:
How much have you got :D

fainted now why would he do that :naughty:

[MadGamer]

Opps, im in the wrong thread. Sees ya

[Stuartbe]

I love you lesleyann ......

Hope's he will get lucky tonight :)

[Kneebs]

If you are sure you can handle it I will lend you the wife :naughty:

If none of you hear from me for a while you will know why :D

*ahem*, hello again :D

I promise, no more talk of hiding in wardrobes, as long as you don't get your weapon out
:rofl:

[Stuartbe]

*ahem*, hello again :D

I promise, no more talk of hiding in wardrobes, as long as you don't get your weapon out
:rofl:

You are welcome to use the second wardrobe again m8 - I have hid a pitbull in there !! :D

[Kneebs]

You are welcome to use the second wardrobe again m8 - I have hid a pitbull in there !! :D


Noooo !, this is a thread titled sex, with talk of me being in a wardrobe with a dog......that just aint me, honest Guv !!! :rofl:

[Stuartbe]

Noooo !, this is a thread titled sex, with talk of me being in a wardrobe with a dog......that just aint me, honest Guv !!! :rofl:

:rofl: PMSL

Thats not what I meant m8 :D

[Kneebs]

:rofl: PMSL

Thats not what I meant m8 :D

Yeah yeah, thats what they all say....

:eek: I'm digging myself deeper and deeper :rofl:

[Sociable]

Kneebs nicks stuart's rack?

Leave that dog alone. :nono:

[Stuartbe]

Kneebs nicks stuart's rack?

Leave that dog alone. :nono:

Behave yourself you :D

[Stuart]

Behave yourself you :D
Where's Wifey when you need her?:D

[Julian]

I presume this thread has been started as a forerunner to Saturday the 14th :) :naughty:

Anyway a few on topic posts -

Banana
Knob
Lettuce
Plastic Mac

:D

[smegs]

Where's Wifey when you need her?:D
wifey is here he can fight his own battles :)

[Stuartbe]

wifey is here he can fight his own battles :)


Hmmm - where is my dinner ???

[Julian]

Hmmm - where is my dinner ???

1. In the cat

2. In the bin

3. In the wardrobe.

[smegs]

1. In the cat

2. In the bin

3. In the wardrobe.
it is in the wardrobe i have locked him in it :D

[Stuartbe]

it is in the wardrobe i have locked him in it :D

Wow its dark in here - Oh hello Neebs how are you m8 ? :D

[Kneebs]

I'm good, its starting to get a bit cramped in here though, 'specially with those three back there aswell :erm: :ghugs: :rofl:

[smegs]

I'm good, its starting to get a bit cramped in here though, 'specially with those three back there aswell :erm: :ghugs: :rofl:
i knew i should have used the spare wardrobe

[Maggy]

No,no you'll have to try harder.;)

[Stuart]

i knew i should have used the spare wardrobe
Isn't that reserved for Kronie?

[smegs]

I forgot about the other three in there hope they are ok :D

[Stuartbe]

Isn't that reserved for Kronie?

Hey - I have a server running in there :D

[smegs]

Isn't that reserved for Kronie?
it might be :D

[Stuart]

Hey - I have a server running in there :D
It can keep Kronie warm.

[smegs]

It can keep Kronie warm.
don't want him getting cold :)

[Stuartbe]

don't want him getting cold :)

Best that you dont make him a cup of your cofee then :)

[smegs]

Best that you dont make him a cup of your cofee then :)
be quiet or i lock you back inside the wardrobe :D

[Stuartbe]

be quiet or i lock you back inside the wardrobe :D

oooooh kinky !! :naughty:

[smegs]

oooooh kinky !! :naughty:
not tonite :D

[Stuart]

oooooh kinky !! :naughty:
No, she's not online at the moment....

[Dupre]

5 pages and counting...

[Marge]

5 pages and counting...

You caught up from Saturday yet Dupre ???

[smegs]

You caught up from Saturday yet Dupre ???
its only 5 pages :D

[Stuart]

You caught up from Saturday yet Dupre ???
Dupre, you weren't slight p**s*d on Saturday, were you? :naughty:

[Dupre]

Dupre, you weren't slight p**s*d on Saturday, were you? :naughty:

nope, i was driving, but ive been in meetings most of the week :( discussing the new agency thats supposed to be being created, may mean job cuts :(

[Scrubbs]

you lot are absolute, screamin' hatstands you do know that don't you?:)

[Bex]

you lot are absolute, screamin' hatstands you do know that don't you?:)



hatstands? :confused:

it is a pre-requisite of joining this site that you need to be a wee bit crazeeeee :pp :rofl:

[smegs]

you lot are absolute, screamin' hatstands you do know that don't you?:)


yep completely nuts :spin:

[Marge]

nope, i was driving, but ive been in meetings most of the week :( discussing the new agency thats supposed to be being created, may mean job cuts :(

Oh Dupre, hope everything is OK for you chuck :tu: not much fun when employers start talking about possible job cuts

[Scrubbs]

hatstands? :confused:

it is a pre-requisite of joining this site that you need to be a wee bit crazeeeee :pp :rofl:good question

I am racking my brain trying to think where I got it from?

monyt python maybe???
anyone know

(Now how do I tie(fnarr) that in with sex?):D

I have had a think ........maybe it was Viz comic?:confused:

[luftys]

hatstands? :confused:

it is a pre-requisite of joining this site that you need to be a wee bit crazeeeee :pp :rofl:
So how did I get in :disturbd:

[Sociable]

So how did I get in :disturbd:

OK so you were over qualified but we made an exception. :naughty:

[Dupre]

Oh Dupre, hope everything is OK for you chuck :tu: not much fun when employers start talking about possible job cuts

working for NTL i know you know that ;-) its a shame all my bosses see about me is a progress report :(

[Julian]

http://www.doc.govt.nz/images/Chatham-Island-Images/Pitt-I-shag.jpg

[Stuart]

nope, i was driving, but ive been in meetings most of the week :( discussing the new agency thats supposed to be being created, may mean job cuts :(
Sorry to hear about possible job cuts.. Hope everything goes well

[Dupre]

my cars just gone tits up too :( ignition coil pack, packed in... and charred the spark plugs... what a horrible friday the 13th...

OH WAIT, NO ITS NOT... MWHAHAHAHAHAH