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Any one remember Saturday Swap Shop with Noel Edmunds, Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philbin?
I thought it might be fun to have a Nthellworld Swap shop?
Anybody got any unwanted Christmas presents that they want to swap.......post here?
My Rolf Harris Stylophone ?????
I really wanted one of those but Father Christmas was never forthcoming :shrug:
I knew someone would suggest this!
Might be an idea to have some kind of disclaimer if people are serious about it.
Atomic22
30-12-2003, 18:04
has salu suggested this because he looks like noel edmonds in his photo?:wavey:
swap shop...is it possible for me to swap my sister...for someone else ;) :p
Florence
30-12-2003, 19:51
I knew someone would suggest this!
Might be an idea to have some kind of disclaimer if people are serious about it.
Suppose it will be against the rules and possibly in the disclaimer for us to swap SACM or STB with another member... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
has salu suggested this because he looks like noel edmonds in his photo?:wavey:
Well.....now everyone knows who I really am.
It's better than looking like Mr Blobby though?
Noel
swap shop...is it possible for me to swap my sister...for someone else ;) :p
Does she have a full service history?
Does she have a full service history?
Surely she'd be worth more if she hadn't been serviced...! :eek:
Surely she'd be worth more if she hadn't been serviced...! :eek:
That's virgin on being rude... :no:
Surely she'd be worth more if she hadn't been serviced...! :eek:
Reminds me of a t-shirt a friend of mine found :
"Don't go for virgins. If she's not good enough for her family, then she's not good enough for you"
Probably very popular in red-neck towns :D
Sociable
30-12-2003, 23:46
I'm in the market for a full body transplant only problem is the warrantee on this one appears to have expired. :)
swap shop...is it possible for me to swap my sister...for someone else ;) :p
Bex can you send her through the post a bit at a time :wavey:
Bex can you send her through the post a bit at a time :wavey:
"some assembly required"
Do you have a pic of her bex? wouldn't want to be swapping a perfectly good sister for a pig in a poke now
"some assembly required"
And you need to be a post grad
"some assembly required"
Do you have a pic of her bex? wouldn't want to be swapping a perfectly good sister for a pig in a poke now
:rofl: well my sister....you would need to be a very strong man, and not mind being shouted at and have abuse hurled at you frequently......my sister is very very different to me....and those who have meet her (or merely heard her on the phone would understand) :p
pleaseeeee xac take her away from me
zoombini
01-01-2004, 19:51
Emergency mobile charger, in nice imitation leather case, suits Ericsson T28, Motorola, Siemens C35 & nokia phones complete with keychain & instructions.
Absolutley useless as no-one in the family has any of these phones & the old duffer that got it for us knew that.
Will swap for reel of 8lb fishing line (thats more use)...lol
Dave Stones
01-01-2004, 20:06
i am willing to swap 3 bent paper clips, a used match and some tumble-dryer fluff for money :D:D
zoombini
03-01-2004, 22:26
Hmm, Sounds interesting - exactly how bent are the paper clips?
I have several Asda carrier bags that I will quite happily swop for a fireman (if anyone has a spare one knocking about at home :) )
I have several Asda carrier bags that I will quite happily swop for a fireman (if anyone has a spare one knocking about at home :) )
i work near a firestation....want me to send you one for free as a late xmas pressie :naughty:
Sociable
03-01-2004, 22:57
I have several Asda carrier bags that I will quite happily swop for a fireman (if anyone has a spare one knocking about at home :) )
Checked with my bro in law and he says make it tescos bags and he will even bring his extending ladder and a set of lightbulbs. :rofl:
Checked with my bro in law and he says make it tescos bags and he will even bring his extending ladder and a set of lightbulbs. :rofl:
now there is an offer a girl can't refuse :naughty:
just think of all the fun that can be had with an extending ladder :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Checked with my bro in law and he says make it tescos bags and he will even bring his extending ladder and a set of lightbulbs. :rofl:
damm, i don't shop at tescos :shrug: and i was so hoping the asda ones would swing it
damm, i don't shop at tescos :shrug: and i was so hoping the asda ones would swing it
<conspiritory tone> i will send ya some tesco bags, but sshhhhhhh
I have several Asda carrier bags that I will quite happily swop for a fireman (if anyone has a spare one knocking about at home :) )
I can rustle up a policeman if you don't find a fireman.
ok what can i get for a terry's choc orange, a thing of pringles, a bottle of vintage cava and some wine gums?
Sociable
03-01-2004, 23:20
ok what can i get for a terry's choc orange, a thing of pringles, a bottle of vintage cava and some wine gums?
About two inches on the hips and a hangover is my guess. :)
About two inches on the hips and a hangover is my guess. :)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I can rustle up a policeman if you don't find a fireman.
yes please :naughty:
do i have to be a bad girl :shrug:
do i have to be a bad girl :shrug:
If you want, I know someone who sells handcuffs.. .!!
:naughty:
DrAwesome
04-01-2004, 00:33
If you want, I know someone who sells handcuffs.. .!!
:naughty:
Be carefull she maybe a police woman and if so he could get them for free
If she's blonde, would that be a fair cop?
(Yes, mine's the leather jacket...)
:rofl: well my sister....you would need to be a very strong man, and not mind being shouted at and have abuse hurled at you frequently......my sister is very very different to me....and those who have meet her (or merely heard her on the phone would understand) :p
pleaseeeee xac take her away from me
I'm sure I can keep her placated :naughty:
About two inches on the hips and a hangover is my guess. :)
:rofl: why do you think i am trying to get rid of them :p
I'm sure I can keep her placated :naughty:
xac i am sure you can.....so what do i get in return for her?
Surely she'd be worth more if she hadn't been serviced...! :eek:Maby he's talking about the services she supplies :naughty: :D
I can rustle up a policeman.
Is 'rustle' a euphemism? :D
Sociable
04-01-2004, 17:09
Is 'rustle' a euphemism? :D
No he still has all his tackle I believe.
Didn't you see the pics of his daughter? :rofl:
[Puts on admin hat for a while]
:notopic: :notopic: :notopic:
Tut tut tut....
Atomic22
07-01-2004, 18:45
talking of swaps did anyone read about the woman last week whos cat had six kittens and she advertised in the local paper to give them away................
600 phone calls because the advertisement said "Sex Kittens For Sale"
talking of swaps did anyone read about the woman last week whos cat had six kittens and she advertised in the local paper to give them away................
600 phone calls because the advertisement said "Sex Kittens For Sale"
:rofl:
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