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Condoleezza
24-08-2006, 15:04
Have you tried one of these?


http://www.brondell.com/products/index.php4
TheNorm
24-08-2006, 15:07
"Quick release for easy seat removal."

Are you meant to carry it around with you?

I'll need to buy a larger laptop bag...
Cobbydaler
24-08-2006, 15:13
Sorry, not allowed...
Designed in America, for the American family

Plus it's blatantly sexist...
Posterior and feminine warm water washes

What if I wanted to give my frontal dangly bits a quick squirt??? :(
Condoleezza
24-08-2006, 15:14
"Quick release for easy seat removal."

Are you meant to carry it around with you?

I'll need to buy a larger laptop bag...

Apparently it fits on 98% of the toilets, you just plug it to the socket, but you need to do a bit of plmbing -not too difficult, watch the video....
Gareth
24-08-2006, 15:17
Hmm, designed for the average American family, eh? Judging by the comments the typical American tourists makes about the small size of the seats in our trains, I guess the Swash is really of jet wash proportions, to cover their larger-than-ours butts!
Cobbydaler
24-08-2006, 15:18
....watch the video....

Tell me it doesn't show it in real, live action... :Yikes:
Condoleezza
24-08-2006, 15:20
Hmm, designed for the average American family, eh? Judging by the comments the typical American tourists makes about the small size of the seats in our trains, I guess the Swash is really of jet wash proportions, to cover their larger-than-ours butts!

We are catching up!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5279052.stm
Gareth
24-08-2006, 15:52
Hmm, designed for the average American family, eh? Judging by the comments the typical American tourists makes about the small size of the seats in our trains, I guess the Swash is really of jet wash proportions, to cover their larger-than-ours butts!

We are catching up!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5279052.stmHoly Cow!?! :shocked:
Jules
24-08-2006, 15:56
I have seen it all now!
Russ
24-08-2006, 15:56
This thread smells decidedly fruity...
Gareth
24-08-2006, 15:59
This thread smells decidedly fruity...That's thanks to thw Swash... imagine how it would smell otherwise :erm:
Nugget
24-08-2006, 15:59
This thread smells decidedly fruity...

Definitely got stones for starting it...