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Theodoric
17-08-2006, 12:12
A bit of an old chestnut (and possibly in the wrong forum, to boot!), but well worth another airing in my opinion. The rules are quite simple; take a film title, change a single letter in it and provide a brief description of the plot.
I shall start the ball rolling with:
The Silence of the Limbs A dramatic account of the decades long struggle to develop the first non-creaking wooden leg.
Starsky & Butch - Police buddy movie, only one of them is a bulldog.
World Trade Canter - How the G8 decide tariffs based on who wins an eight furlong horse race.
Corktail - how a dog regained it's dignity with a prosthetic appendage.
Meet the patents - an introduction to copyright law.
Scaby movie - spoof film about teenagers with bad skin problems.
It's a wonderful lift - romantic comedy about people sharing a lift, and how it changes their lives.
The Third Van - how buying more transport made a trader rich.
Allens - explorers over-run by people all with the same first name.
The Green Mole - how global warming was averted by a genetically modified animal.
Dye Hard - the struggle to open a laundry specialising in Tye-Dye clothes.
The Thong - horror about sights on the beach.
Cobbydaler
17-08-2006, 12:49
Ben Her - An everyday story of transvestism...
Graham M
17-08-2006, 12:52
Lord of the Bling - A documentary film about the American Ghettos
Lord of the Bling - A documentary film about the American Ghettos
Change a single letter :monkey:
Graham M
17-08-2006, 12:54
oh well.
Cobbydaler
17-08-2006, 12:58
It's a Wonderful Lift - The story of one man's obsession with the Otis 2000 hydraulic lift...
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Ming - Ming the Merciless repents & spreads light & happiness everywhere...
Lean - A ruthless killer's attempts to lose weight before his next hit...
Dodgeyball - A self examination movie about testicular cancer
Damn, thats not right is it? I added a letter instead of changing one, Doh!!!
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Barman Beggins - A short film about a day in the life of a barman!!
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Minty Python - Life of Brian. A magical adventure of a snake with minty fresh breath.
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The Mime machine - Horror about a machine built by a madman producing mass numbers of the dreaded mime, this Zombie style flick ends with mankind beeing wiped out and replaced by an army of mimes.
Cobbydaler
17-08-2006, 13:19
Hervey - A socialite's descent into alcoholism, during which she has conversations with a giant Louis Vuitton handbag...
MetaWraith
17-08-2006, 14:33
They call me SISTER Tibbs!
Sidney Poitier goes undercover at a convent.
Perms of Endearment
A hair stylist expresses his love through his work.
Ward Target
Jean Clade van Damme puts the nursing staff through martial arts training.
Tango & Dash
Sly Stallone and Kurt Russell drink too much prune juice before appearing on Come Dancing.
The Rick - Rick Wakeman is an SAS operative who is imprisoned indefinitely for stealing US state secrets and refusing to divulge their location.
(don't ask)
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The Da Vinci Cone - Robert Langdon and a pretty french cryptographer seek out a traffic cone which holds the secret of the holy grail.
Woodfellas - The lowly, blue-collar side of New York's Italian lumberjacks is explored in this forestry biopic of wiseguy Mario, as he makes his way from strapping young teaboy to big-time woodcutter.
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Das Coot - The claustrophobic world of a German duck pond; boredom, filth, and mildew.
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The Big Sheep - The real-life story of Dolly the sheep, who leaves the relative safety of the field in a small village in North Wales where she grew-up, to fulfil her dream of becoming a jazz singer.
The shinning - A gruesome story of a serial killer who uses his amputated shin bone to beat victims to death.
King Bong - Cheech & Chong are re-united in this family-oriented film as they attempt to make their way into the Guinness Book of Records, by smoking the world's biggest ever water pipe crammed full of potent Afghan cannabis.
Cobbydaler
17-08-2006, 15:38
Paws - A seaside town is terrorised by a great white persian cat...
orangebird
17-08-2006, 15:55
Pretty Womad - A documentary about banning crusties, tree huggers, wellies and dogs on string at this years festival.
The Fridge on the River Kwai - The story of one man's struggle to build an electrical store selling top quality white goods in the Asian jungle.
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School of Cock - Adult Film....
JediMaster
17-08-2006, 16:35
The 50yr old Virgin - True life story of Richard Branson
The 50yr old Virgin - True life story of Richard BransonI thought that film was about Cliff Richard...?
Cobbydaler
17-08-2006, 16:45
Chanatown - A town whose population live entirely on lentil curry. Their very existence threatens to accelerate global warming by a phenomenal amount...
orangebird
17-08-2006, 16:46
Fifty First Pates - a deli lovers guide to the original liver recipes.
Star Wart : A huge space virus attacks the earth with the intention of drilling to the centre and infecting the entire planet.
This is quite fun... I think I actually want to see some of these films, they sound better than the original...
Bonnie Darko - A Scottish hullucingenic teenager who sees the future through a rabbit guide...
The Lord of the Pings : An MIT intern goes megalomaniac and decides to map the entire internet, with hilarious results.
Lard of the Rings.... documentary on the hidden fat content of Hulahoop snacks
633 Squidron.... 8 legged pilots bomb the Nazis
The Pound of Music.... really heavy musical
List in Space... he's nipping back to Earth for grocery shopping but better not forget the extra oxygen for the space station
The Dykes of Hazzard.... tough female drivers in the souther USA
Daz of the dead.... they may be the rising dead, but they come up spotless!
16 blacks... got to move that suspect, but several african americans are in your way
Natural Born Fillers : a gang of dentists go on the rampage leaving carnage in their wake
Wife of Brian - How a man fell in love with a prostitute and married her.
Cobbydaler
17-08-2006, 18:09
The Third Mam - Holly Johnson arrives in Vienna & is told his second stepmother has recently died in a car accident....
The Italian Yob - gritty drama telling the violent story of a bunch of misunderstood Italian football hooligans
The Ham Busters - story about a crazed bunch of PETA activists
Pilates of the Caribbean - Learn pilates the Caribbean way... Ya no see it?
Cobbydaler
17-08-2006, 18:21
Petropolis - It is the future, and humans are divided into two groups: those with pets who stay in all day to look after them & those without pets, who work...
The Beer Hunter - An in-depth examination of the way that Prohibition affects the lives of people in a small industrial town in the USA...
Miami Mice - There's the cool one who drives a fast car, and the not-so-cool one. They live in Miami.... and they're mice.
murfitUK
17-08-2006, 18:35
Ginger Slaps - redheads strike back.
House of Vax - film about an electrical retailer.
Jamhead - US troops battle for control of a preserves manufacturer.
Little Ship of Horrors - a yacht trip turns into disaster.
Quatermass and the Nit - a scientist discovers an alien insect.
Sheepless in Seattle - distressing story of an animal lover who holidays in the US but discovers a lack of "companions".
The Postman Always Sings Twice - mail delivery operative does an encore.
The Wicker Mat - inhabitants on a Scottish island display pagan foot-wiping rituals.
That's enough for now.
Schindler's Fist: How a diplomat took on Nazi Germany with his bare hands.
Five easy nieces: A heart-warming romantic movie singing the praises of life with the extended family.
Theodoric
17-08-2006, 18:38
2001: A Spice Odyssey A picturesque tour among the herbs and spices aisles of Britain's supermarkets
Cobbydaler
17-08-2006, 18:38
9 1/2 Leeks - An erotic story about a woman, the assistant of an art gallery, who gets into an impersonal affaire with a man. She barely knows about his life, only about the giant leeks he grows, so the relationship begins to complicate.
The Drapes of Wrath - After hanging Ikea curtains throughout the house, a poor Midwest family is forced out of town to begin a harrowing journey westward to California...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Farrels - Talented musician Perry Farrel and alleged actor Colin Farrel spend an enthralling 2½ hours smoking their way through some of their favourite brands of cigarettes.
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Carlito's Gay - The story of how Carlito came to terms with coming out of the closet.
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An American In Parts - an American G.I. who decides to stay in Paris after the Second World War is brutally murdered and his body hacked to pieces after he criticizes French cuisine one time too many.
murfitUK
17-08-2006, 19:49
Lost Tango In Paris - Marlon Brando embarks on a carnal relationship after mislaying a can of fizzy orange juice in France.
Shakespeare in Hove - The Bard writes a play while on holiday near Brighton.
MovedGoalPosts
17-08-2006, 19:59
Shaun of the Deaf - Silent horror comedy movie, you can't hear the screams.
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Indiana Jones and the Lost Crusade - The bad guys get the historical artefact.
Cobbydaler
17-08-2006, 21:28
Schindler's Lift - The true story of Czech born Oskar Schindler, a businessman who tried to make his fortune during the Second World War by exploiting cheap Jewish labour to build Otis lifts...
The prequel to It's a Wonderful Lift....
murfitUK
17-08-2006, 21:30
War of the Hoses - a divorcing couple become involved in a bitter dispute over some garden appliances.
And last one from me:
The Spar Wars Trilogy - Luke Skywalker leads the battle for control of the inter-galactic corner shop market. (Buy 2, get 3rd free.)
Schindler's Lift - The true story of Czech born Oskar Schindler, a businessman who tried to make his fortune during the Second World War by exploiting cheap Jewish labour to build Otis lifts...
The prequel to It's a Wonderful Lift....:notopic: There is actually an elevator company called Schindler... I always have a little chuckle to myself when I'm using a Schindler's Lift (http://www.schindler.com/) [schindler.com].
Anyway, dragging this back on topic...
Are You Being Perved? - Mrs Slocombe and her pussy desperately wish they had a voyeuristic neighbour who was spying on them, alas the neighbour was merely fed up not hard up
(ps - not sure if this one was only a TV series and not a film, so apologies in advance ;))
Cobbydaler
18-08-2006, 08:00
Are You Being Perved? - Mrs Slocombe and her pussy desperately wish they had a voyeuristic neighbour who was spying on them, alas the neighbour was merely fed up not hard up
(ps - not sure if this one was only a TV series and not a film, so apologies in advance ;))
Yes, it was a film (http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0075696/) too...
zing_deleted
18-08-2006, 08:30
Lord of the ringo
Ringo starr laments how the rest of the Beatles were always more popular than him except George of course ;)
Independence Gay
A groups of homosexual males save the world against marauding alien bigots
The enema of the state
Everyone in New York has to have a tube up their bottom
Willy W*nker and the chocolate factory
do I need to write a premise?
Ronan The Barbarian - the story of how a former Westlife singer picks up a sword, gets muscles, and trades his strange voice for a... strange voice.
*hitty *hitty Bang Bang - an old car that can fly, but it turns out to be a Skoda.
The Bog Squeeze - one man's battle against constipation.
The Lung Kiss Goodnight - how passion can be literally deepened if you have a very long tongue.
The Worriors - New York street gangs fret about what to wear, climate change, global economy, and what time to be home.
Hen In Black - a dark-feathered chicken saves the planet from Aliens, whilst wearing sunglasses and rapping.
Elfie - a small pixie spends his days riding a scooter, speaking cockney, and philandering.
MetaWraith
18-08-2006, 09:06
The Magnificent Sever - The gruesome details behind Madame Guillotine's invention.
Bridget Jones' Dairy - just how much milk can be produced by a silly cow with big pants...
Mary, Mungo and Madge - the touching story of a little girl, a big dog, and a 48 year old megalomaniac singer who lurches from one fad to another (OK, so it's a TV series, but too good to miss out on).
Curry on Camping - what looks like a normal campsite is actually a field full of canvas clad methane pockets.
Curry on Doctor - doesn't bear thinking about.
The Ricky Horror Show - Latino singer Ricky Martin's home videos.
Deven - Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman track a serial killer to the West Country, mis-spelling the county name at the same time.
The Cider Mouse Rules - a rodent pumped up on apple juice bullies the local community.
The Lion, The Watch and The Wardrobe - Leo watches time as his scheduled MFI delivery fails to arrive.
The Italian Hob - The mission is on to find the best cooker in Italy to boil some pasta.
Scarlett
18-08-2006, 10:31
King Pong - An educational film following the life of Leonardo da Vinci and the tragedies that caused him to design* the first stink bomb.
Lord of the rings : The yellowship of the ring - The ring of power has come to frodo and he must journey with it mt Doom. Joined on his quest by the beatles and their yellow submarine. Many psycadellic trips later and they reach rivendell only to be confused with a 'Mr Anderson'
Lord of the rings : The two towels - Frodo and Sam read the mordor edition of the HHGTTG and are slightly diverted from the quest to destroy the ring as they are convinced that they both need to get towels before continuing.
Lord of the rings : The return of the Bing - Sauron resurects Bing Crosby (of whome Frodo is a closet fan) in an attempt to stop the destruction of the ring. If the ring goes then so does Sauron and bing (again) what will he do?
Das book - Documentry about an East German book shop from 1982 to present day. In German with subtitles
The round of music - sequal to the the original has the cast singing 'kukaburra sits in the old gum tree' and other great songs in rounds.
DoveActually - John causes shock in his Yorkshire village when the local pigeon fanciers find out what actaully keeps in his pigeon loft... A heart warming feel good family film.
hole alone 5 - Macaulay Culkin and the rest of the regular cast are dumped down a deep dark hole and left.
*he did indeed write the first instructions for making stink bombs
Scarlett
18-08-2006, 10:53
Fantastic Foul - Film about how top england players manage to get sent off during world cup finals just before the team itself exits the tournament.
Cobbydaler
18-08-2006, 11:05
Culendar Girls - Some feisty Yorkshire W.I. lasses strain vegetables in the nude...
Everything you always wanted to know about sax but were afraid to ask: About Bill clinton and Monica
ik
Be Myself and Irene - Story of a confused young boy as he struggles to deal with the double life transvestitism brings.
Burn Free - Documentary about the rising gas prices in the uk.
High Heels And Low Wives - Can short women really appear taller in heels?
Bush Hour 2 - Adult Entertainment
Wig trouble in little China - When mass baldness strikes little china only one man and his wig shop- can save the day.
Jars - A seaside town is under threat as jars of jam strart floating up on the shore.
Gulp Fiction - Teenagers attempt to gulp down 50 gallons of water whilst reading their favourite fictional books.
The Codfather - The true life story of a fish wanting to find it's father.
Star Cars - Intergalactic car dealership get's attacked by aliens.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mint - Story about a mint that is so fresh and spotless that it is eternal.
Cobbydaler
18-08-2006, 11:21
Top Nun - The demure students of an elite religious school for advanced devotants compete to be best in the class...
Waving Private Ryan - The story of an American soldier who devised a cunning plan of waving at the enemy... and then shooting them when they waved back :waving: :sniper:
Funding Nemo - Nemo's dad finds out just how expensive it is to put his son through college.
Revenge of the Syph - a kindhearted woman of the night is mistreated by a client, and pays him back in a most hideous way ;)
Culendar Girls - Some feisty Yorkshire W.I. lasses strain vegetables in the nude...
Actually that sounds rather interesting... :naughty: :disturbd:
Actually that sounds rather interesting... :naughty: :disturbd:
Nude vegetables??!! That's just wrong :disturbd:
Nude vegetables??!! That's just wrong :disturbd:
Depends on how you define "wrong". Some might say fully dressed vegetables is even more wrong? ;)
Depends on how you define "wrong". Some might say fully dressed vegetables is even more wrong? ;)
Depends what they're dressed in - a nice suit would be alright, but plus fours and wellies would just be weird :disturbd:
Oi, you two... take it elsewhere ;)
Wallace & Gromit in The Purse of the Were-Rabbit - Were-Rabbits need somewhere to keep their loose coins... but even they draw the line at wearing a bumbag!
Oi, you two... take it elsewhere ;)
Wallace & Gromit in The Purse of the Were-Rabbit - Were-Rabbits need somewhere to keep their loose coins... but even they draw the line at wearing a bumbag!
Wallace & Gromit in The Bong Trousers - our trusty heroes are pursued around Yorkshire by Cheech & Chong...
Reservoir Cogs - How mechanical cogs drive pumps that feed water to Scottish reservoirs.
Forrest Hump - Adult entertainment. A group of people go humping in the forrest.
The Wizard Of OS - A wizard is stuck inside Windows XP. Will he be able to get out.
The Wizard Of OS - A wizard is stuck inside Windows XP. Will he be able to get out.
The XP Men - our heroes arrive to save the day, but somehow manage to confuse things even more...
Depends what they're dressed in - a nice suit would be alright, but plus fours and wellies would just be weird :disturbd:
Stop it Nug, you're getting me excited...
License To Pill - In this docu-film James Bond teaches young women to take the contraceptive pill.
Dr Ho - Downtown sexy action in Bond's latest film.
Pie Another Day - Bond is back. An evil vilan tries to make him eat pies for the rest of his life.
Gold Ringer - Will the ring tone kill Mr Bond. Find out in this epic classic.
GoldenBye - James Bond's final film.
MovedGoalPosts
18-08-2006, 12:45
Airport 05 - the orginal in flight disaster movie
Airplant - a Comedy featuring flying cactus
Stuart Spittle - the story of a talking mouse with a lisp problem
The Evil Bread - an everyday tale of demonic possession ... of a loaf
zing_deleted
18-08-2006, 13:00
Finding Nero
Barewolf has a crisis again and needs to burn an avi ;)
The Evil Bread - an everyday tale of demonic possession ... of a loafNug, you're supposed to only change one letter, not add others :rolleyes:
Graham M
18-08-2006, 13:19
Who cares, it's funny :p:
Theodoric
18-08-2006, 13:20
High Toon Newcastle fans in space
Nug, you're supposed to only change one letter, not add others :rolleyes:
Alright then, The Evil Bed - an everyday tale of demonic possession ... of a pillow :p:
Supertan - In this great movie, a super hero flies towards the sun in order to get a good sun tan.
Cobbydaler
18-08-2006, 13:27
The Blue Mac - A young pilot in the German air force of 1918, disliked as lower-class and unchivalrous, tries to improve his image by sporting a blue Aquascutum raincoat...
The Mourne Supremecy: a tale of the unscrupulous professional mourners that always seem to know everyone who died to get free meals and booze
(ok spelling mistake, but who cares)
ik
Nightmare On Elf Street - A serial killer stalks and kills elfs at night through their nightmare.
Harry Porter - If you thought being a Wizzard was tough you should try pushing trolleys at ASDA!!!
MetaWraith
18-08-2006, 13:52
Shakes on a Plane - Thriller about an airline pilot that suffers from diabetes.
The Faint - Good samaritan is thwarted by low blood pressure and dizziness.
Damson & Delilah - A fruity tale about a girl and her hairless date.
True Pies - Jamie Lee Curtis gives a short lesson in how to tell the difference between real and fake pasties. (Pasties being American for titty tassels)
Shanghai Goon - Spike Milligan holidays in China.
Cobbydaler
18-08-2006, 18:01
The Wicket Man - Sgt. Howie travels to Summerisle to investigate the disappearance of a young girl. He discovers that the locals are weird and obsessed with Test Match Special...
About A Toy - Hugh Grant stars as a toy that needs affection.
Bog Trouble in Little China - The downside of the Far East, their poor sanitation
The Wonderers - 1950s American High School gangs sit around and hypothesise
Greet Expectations - The Dickens classic about people saying hello to each other
What about Bop? - Bopdude is person with OCD and paranoia disorders who terrorises a psychiatrist by befriending his family.
Greet Expectations: The classic novel get translated into Geordie!!
9&1/2 Peaks: a couple going hillwalking and finding their passion, of the munros
ik
The Fellowship of the Pings: A story of a group of hackers who are trying to overthrow an evil internet overlord.
Look back in Onger - working-class Northerner gets annoyed when he realises he's living in Essex with all the chavs.
Graham M
19-08-2006, 22:14
American Pin - A American Teenage Flick about a gang who go into the Pin Prodution industry
The Umpire Strikes back: An Umpire goes mad after a batsman hits him.
Mild Things - Two ugly, frigid girls accuse their teacher of rape.
Light Club: A film about a club of bulb fetishists who's first rule is that all members of Light Club don't talk about Light Club.
zing_deleted
20-08-2006, 00:53
Training Gay
Scott ;) (no offense btw :))
I Robit: A film about burglars.
Miami Lice: A film about hair problem's in the Mamia area and only one doctor can help clean up peoples hair.
Shakes on a Plane: Nervous passengers on a Monarch flight.
Cobbydaler
22-08-2006, 19:10
Some Like it Not - Starring Paul Daniels & Tommy Cooper. When two magicians witness a mob hit, they flee the state in an all female band disguised as women, but further complications set in...
The Longest Gay - film about thousands of men trying to enter enemy territory.
The Longest Gay - film about thousands of men trying to enter enemy territory.
Hopefully prevented by some kind of rearguard action? ;)
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Mambo and Mambo II - a Vietnam veteran hides in the jungle, after a disaster at his Latin American dance classes...due to a lack of women he had to dance the female part, even after he warned the teacher "Don't push me"...
Foul Weddings and a funeral: A man goes to four weddings, hates them, then dies..
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Ghostbasters: A group of investigators into the paranormal get fired from their University, go into business for themselves and discover that you can prepare Ghosts in the same way as Turkey.
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Bind it like Beckham: An expose of David's secret talent - covering books.
A Fish Called Fonda: An exposẻ of the secret drinking habits of Henry and Jane.
The Forth Protocol: A documentary on the building of a railway bridge in Scotland.
Cobbydaler
22-08-2006, 21:23
Key Fargo - A man visits his old friend's hotel and finds a gangster running things. As a hurricane approaches, a bumbling pregnant policewoman comes on the scene...
Brainspotting: A film chronicaling the exploits of neurosurgeons with heroin addictions.
All the Residents Men: The story of the YMCA.
Oranges Are the Only Fruit: A market stallholder decides to specialise in one product.
Fudge Dredd: A story about people with a fear of a certain sweet.
Cobbydaler
22-08-2006, 21:35
Hilda - The sinister boss of a Manchester casino finds that his right-hand man Stan and his sensuous new wife Hilda already know each other...
Dr. Ni: James Bond goes to a secret island, and meets a load of Knights..
My Fare Lady: Two gentlemen train an uneducated girl to be a bus conductor.
Dances With Wolverine: A romantic spin-off of X-Men.
How Green Was My Valium: A poor Welsh family (colour-blind) cope with the stress of poverty.
Cobbydaler
22-08-2006, 22:00
Crease - Good girl Sandy and greaser Danny fell in love over the summer. But when he discovers her skintight trousers haven't been ironed, things start to go wrong....
Cobbydaler
23-08-2006, 20:26
A Fight at the Opera - basa & SnoopZ square up to MadGamer in a dispute over which browser's top dog...
carlingman
23-08-2006, 23:45
Saturday Night Lever - John Travolta goes on the rob again.
Spaying Alive - John Travolta takes his revenge on the bitches.
Karate Kip - Ralph Maccio sends everyone off to sleep.
Manilla Sky - Envelope coloured film.
:D
murfitUK
24-08-2006, 01:24
Spaying Alive - John Travolta takes his revenge on the bitches.
A double bill along with Buffy The Vampire Spayer in which Buffy captures vampires and takes them to the vet's to be neutered.
Judgement Gay - Graham Norton becomes a bailiff
Willy Wonky - the story of John Wayne Bobbit's re-attachment operation
The Uncredibles - a film about the Labour Party
The Flingstones - all about crowd control in Iraq
Emission Impossible - a film about impotence
Tight Club - Brad Pit tries to start a club for mean people, but nobody will pay their subscriptions
The Spud - Joan Collins impersonates a potato, by forgetting her make-up
Cat on a Warm Tin Roof: A PETA remake of the Taylor/Newman classic.
MetaWraith
24-08-2006, 09:33
Rambo : First Brood
A Vietnam war veteran settles down and has kids.
Rambo: First Brood Part II
JJ Rambo is released from prison and sent to Vietnam, where he starts a second family. What you call hell, he calls home.
Cobbydaler
24-08-2006, 18:24
Mary Popping - A magical nanny comes to work for a cold banker's unhappy family. Her life rapidly disintegrates once she discovers the local recreational drug scene....
Includes the songs 'Let's get high as a kite' & 'A spoonful of Psilocybin'
Lady and the Cramp - two loveable dogs meet each other, fall in love, but have to part because of the female's behaviour at "that time of the month".
Heaven Can't Wait: An American football player dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. The end.
Tee Inside Man - Pringle-loving (clothes not crisps) super-criminal robs bank, then is tracked by transmitter hidden inside golf equipment.
Charlie's Ankels - Charlie can't spell very well but he has great ankles
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Candyshack - Bill Murray stars as the owner of a sweet shop in this gritty drama about selling kola kubes and sherbert lemons to mothers of fat, spoilt children.
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St. Elmo's Wire - Hilarious story detailing the telegraphy messages sent both to and from St. Elmo, the patron saint of Sesame Street.
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Jackie Broon - A female flight attendant becomes a key figure in a plot between the police and a Geordie who just can't get enough Newcastle Brown Ale
The Breakfast Blub - where youngsters in detention learn to cry.
Homo Alone - A virus turns all gays, except one, straight.
Pretty in Punk - Even dressing up badly, girl gets prom date.
Enough of the John Hughes 80's films, already!
Ricky: A cockney leaves walford and starts a career as a boxer, purely to escape his shreaking wife.
Cliffbanger - climber has unnatural attraction to mountains.
Pet Carter - A man's brother dies in strange circumstances, and he goes back home to carry on the family business of moving pets around.
The Codfather: One man, one family, one fish farm.
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The Faint. Val Kilmer stars as Simon Templar, a man that collapses at the sign of trouble.
Mr_love_monkey
24-08-2006, 22:28
The Ticker Man - films ends with a man trapped in a giant clock that's set fire to
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Duet - A car driver joins up with a long distance lorry driver at a karaoke bar, after the lorry driver has tried to run him off the road
Cobbydaler
24-08-2006, 22:47
Coal Miner's Laughter - She was married at 13. She had four kids by the time she was 20. She's been hungry and poor. She's been loved and cheated on. She became a singer because it was the only thing she could do....
Why's her Dad laughing???
Batfan: A story about people that follow cricket..
Batfan returns: Well, they went away and came back..
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The Full Minty : An epic story of one man's journey to the newsagents for a packet of Polos.
Cobbydaler
24-08-2006, 22:59
Darty Dancing - Spending the summer in a holiday camp with her family, Frances ('Baby') falls in love with the camp's darts professional...
Starring Patrick 'The Power' Swayze...
Arnie Hall - Neurotic New York comedian Alvy Singer splits from his boyfriend.... Arnie pursues him through the grimy city streets with a rather large weapon...
Man In Fire: Denzel Washington as an ex cia agent who fire walks.
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The Jungle Bork - The story of a wolf raised by the Swedish Chef, and how he must learn to make a "Chiky in der Basky"
Harry Porter and the Chamber Of Secrets: A day in the life of a man who carries bags and works in a Lost Property Office.
Cobbydaler
29-08-2006, 01:44
Harry Porter and the Chamber Of Secrets: A day in the life of a man who carries bags and works in a Lost Property Office.
about 70% of the posts in lifestyle serve no real purpose..
They are topics set up for a discussion - so yes they do. This is a discussion forum, so please don't forget this. :)
We aren't killjoys but these 'word' games are best suited for the chat room that we have here and probably best being played there. - Threads are meant for topical issues and debate. As such, the thread is now closed.
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I hope your not questioning a team members actions Cobbydaler.... :nono:
But for your information - this thread looks more of a discussion than a thread which contains just 'one' word posts all the way through it...
King Pong - A huge Gorilla poisons the planet when he let's out toxic gases.
The Food, the Bad, and the Ugly - A docu-film about bad and ugly food in some of Britain's worst restaurants.
Gone With The Wine - The awesome adventure in which two teenagers run away from home armed with bottles of wine.
The Silence of The Lamps - Highly acclaimed silent movie where street lamps talk to each other by flashing their bulbs.
Cobbydaler
29-08-2006, 22:28
Slade Runner - Noddy, a blade runner, has to track down and terminate 5 replicants who hijacked a ship in space and have returned to earth seeking their fortune as The Bay City Rollers...
Soy Story: A film about a boy and his collection of chinese sauces..
Cobbydaler
29-08-2006, 22:42
Full Metal Racket - A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects a Metallica concert has on his fellow recruits....
Tora! Tora! Toga! - A dramatization of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and the series of American blunders that allowed an Italian historian to be in command...
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