The Life of Brian [Archive]

Bex

30-10-2003, 21:00

ok we ended up talking about this film in another thread...we came up with a few of the sayings

"he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy"

"huge tracks of land"

can anyone remember any others?

p.s. scastle wanna add ur one?

Russ

30-10-2003, 21:01

"You lucky, lucky b*****d"

"Huge tracks of land" came from Holy Grail, not LoB :)

Bex

30-10-2003, 21:04

"You lucky, lucky b*****d"

"Huge tracks of land" came from Holy Grail, not LoB :)

damn it.....still monty python though and brilliant......the two obviously merged into one....was 4am when i alst watched them :erm:

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:04

"What have the romans ever done for us?"

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

(about Biggus Dickus) "he has a wife you know.....her names Incontinentia......Incontinentia Buttocks"

:rofl:
Don't get me started:D

Russ

30-10-2003, 21:05

"I want you all to call me Loretta"

Bex

30-10-2003, 21:05

[QUOTE=Ramrod"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"[/QUOTE]

:erm: already said that one :p

Xaccers

30-10-2003, 21:07

"You're all individuals!"
"We're all individuals"
"Er, I'm not"

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:07

[QUOTE=Ramrod"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!":erm: already said that one :pAh cr*p:shrug: ...needed saying again?:D

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:08

"You're all individuals!"
"We're all individuals"
"Er, I'm not":rofl:

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:10

"Spare a sheckel for an old ex-lepper?":D

Xaccers

30-10-2003, 21:10

"I want you all to call me Loretta"

"But you can't be a woman"
"Don't you oppress me"

"People they call Romanus they go 'ouse?"

Russ

30-10-2003, 21:11

"I'm Brian, and so's my wife!"

Xaccers

30-10-2003, 21:12

"Spare a sheckel for an old ex-lepper?":D

"Bloody do-gooders"

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:12

"splitter!":d

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:13

"I'm Brian, and so's my wife!""OY! Big nose!"

Russ

30-10-2003, 21:13

Of course you could all just go here (http://www.krug.org/scripts/brian.html) ;) :D

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:14

"Do you find it....risible?":D

Xaccers

30-10-2003, 21:14

:rofl:

Bex

30-10-2003, 21:15

Of course you could all just go here (http://www.krug.org/scripts/brian.html) ;) :D

great but kinda ruins the fun russ :p

Xaccers

30-10-2003, 21:16

"don't mind him sir, he's ma, ma, maaaa, mad"

Bill Payer

30-10-2003, 21:18

Welease Wodger!

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:19

great but kinda ruins the fun russ :pNo! It's a stroke of genius.

Russ

30-10-2003, 21:19

"don't mind him sir, he's ma, ma, maaaa, mad"

"Have they gone?!?!!
"Oh, Ye.. nnnn.. N. N. N."
"Hehehe."
"N. ny. ny..."
"Oh, come on!"
"NnnYes, sir".

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:19

Welease Wodger!rotfpmsl:rofl:

Ramrod

30-10-2003, 21:23

" He ****s as high as any in Wome":D

Bex

30-10-2003, 21:28

Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea. Judean People's front, caw.

Bill Payer

31-10-2003, 00:02

Splitters!

Stuart

31-10-2003, 00:39

Hear that? Blessed are the greek.
The greek?
Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth.
Did anyone catch his name?

handyman

31-10-2003, 01:37

Cntrian Crucifixion.
Mathias Oh.
Cntrian Nasty, eh?
Mathias Hm. Could be worse.
Cntrian What do you mean 'could be worse'?
Mathias Well, you could be stabbed.
Cntrian Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, 'orrible death.
Mathias Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Cntrian You're weird!

:rofl:

Paul

31-10-2003, 01:42

Sorry, never seen it ..... :mis:

Xaccers

31-10-2003, 02:10

Sorry, never seen it ..... :mis:

You're weird

Paul

31-10-2003, 02:26

You're weird
Thank you for that wonderful observation :rolleyes:
However, since you mention it - if liking Monty Python is considered "normal" then I'm happy to stay weird. ;)

Xaccers

31-10-2003, 02:35

Thank you for that wonderful observation :rolleyes:
However, since you mention it - if liking Monty Python is considered "normal" then I'm happy to stay weird. ;)

that was a pythonesque "you're weird" :D

Paul

31-10-2003, 10:33

that was a pythonesque "you're weird" :D
Oh I see, I think .... sorry then, but as you can see, kind of wasted on me :)

trinity

31-10-2003, 10:44

Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

Stuart W

31-10-2003, 10:51

"Shut up, shut uuuup
"Shut up? WHY?? I havn't said a word for fifty years!"

...

"There's some Juniper bushes over there"
"IT'S A MIRACLE, A MIRACLE!!"
"No it's not, there MY juniper bushes!

Ramrod

31-10-2003, 11:06

"follow the gourd!"

trebor

31-10-2003, 11:54

my favorite was the stoning scene where women can't go. hope the links work.

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/LifeOfBrian/brian-03.html

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/LifeOfBrian/brian-04.html

HARRY THE HAGGLER:
Pssst! Beard, madam?

Atomic22

01-11-2003, 19:36

what about a few quotes from "the holy grail".....i shall get the ball rolling with
"we are the knights that go Ni" ....Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni

Maggy

01-11-2003, 19:49

shut up big nose

incog :kiss:

Bex

01-11-2003, 19:54

"huge tracks of land" since i said it before and russ pointed out wrong film

:rofl: :rofl: that line was a source of amusement in my house for months

idi banashapan

01-11-2003, 21:08

homealone

01-11-2003, 21:26

"we are now no longer the knights who say 'NI!'. We are now the knights who say 'eky eky eky f-KANG zoop boing shznshnzszhn...."

btw - my mates at work get REALLY annoyed at me coz I recite holy grail and life of brian constantly. I have watched both films well over 20 times. I know it's REALLY sad, but they never loose the funniness!!!! COMEDY GENIUS

thanks for those scripts Bender.:)

- I can remember listening to a radio program called 'I'm sorry I'll Read That Again", in the 60's, with the cast of what became Monty Python & the subsequent great films.

- characters like "Lady Constance de Coverlet" as a dowager (I think played by Graham Chapman - not sure?)

e.g when shipwrecked (from memory)

"Lady Constance - how did you survive?"

"I floated ashore on a big chest"

"well I can see you Lady Constance - but where on earth is the chest?"

Looks down nose -- "You silly boy"

- things don't change much;)

<edit>:blush: got confused Graeme Garden was in the Goodies.

idi banashapan

01-11-2003, 21:31

and who can forget the penguin on the television set sketch (also known as 'the death of mary, queen of scots')!!!!???.... I used to go to school in the same street as the late, great graham chapman used to live!!! (my claim to fame there)

Ramrod

01-11-2003, 21:53

" but they never loose the funniness!!!! COMEDY GENIUSDamn right!

idi banashapan

01-11-2003, 22:01

VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Uhhh, gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]

[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn her!

Maggy

01-11-2003, 22:12

have any of you played the monty python holy grail computer game?it's very good fun.

incog. :disturbd:

Atomic22

02-11-2003, 19:56

and a quote from live at drury lane..........albatross......albatross.....erm have you got any choc ices?......no just albatross.......what flavour are they?.....bloody albatross bleedin flavour etc etc

and a quote from tv series.....what you got in the bag then?.......piston engine etc etc

laff...