Do you drink too much !

[sir_drinks_alot]

this will tell you if you drink to much alcohol a week :) may even help you cut back a bit.


alcohol_calculator (http://www.eirpharm.com/alcohol_calculator_calculate.php)


Here is mine :)


Risk Factors ... $risk_gender
Total Weekly Alcohol Units Risk of mortality compared to a non-drinker
16.5 Units Moderate Drinker: Although this level is below that weekly maximum allowable of 21 Units, some studies have shown that men who drink between 15 and 21 units per week have a 34% increased mortality.

[Russ]

Interesting thread title for someone with your name... ;)

[Roy MM]

Yes without taking any tests. "hic"

[sir_drinks_alot]

Interesting thread title for someone with your name... ;)

I Didn’t even think about that some on than Russ lets see your results than. :)

[Angua]

I presume the prices they quote are Pub retail? Either that or a really good bottle of Red. :D https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/09/6.gif

[Russ]

I don't drink :PP:

[sir_drinks_alot]

I don't drink :PP:


:Yikes: how do you Survive. :Yikes: haveing kids would dive me to drink even more.

On a Normal weekend i drink

5 beers 5.0% (per bottle)
1 mini wine bottle 13 %
1 full bottle of rose wine 12.5%


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[Russ]

I just don't like the stuff :shrug:

[sir_drinks_alot]

I just don't like the stuff :shrug:

Fair enough :) tomorrow i will dedicate the mini wine to you. :tu:

[Martin]

Don't drink apart from Christmas/New Year and the odd Birthday! Generally I'm driving so don't touch it.

[sir_drinks_alot]

Don't drink apart from Christmas/New Year and the odd Birthday! Generally I'm driving so don't touch it.


Sensible boy :tu:

[Ramrod]

Spending
Total Weekly Spend Total Yearly Spend
â‚ ¬ 98.7 â‚ ¬ 5132.4


Calories
Weekly in-take % in excess of weekly calorific allowance
2943 Calories 14 %
Remember, consuming a quarter-pounder and chips, after the pub crawl will add over 1,000 calories!


Risk Factors ... $risk_gender
Total Weekly Alcohol Units Risk of mortality compared to a non-drinker
36.9 Units You are classified as a heavy drinker. Men who drink greater than 35 units per week have a 74% increased mortality rate and are twice as likely to suffer a strokeGreat! :rolleyes: :dozey: :(

........though I must say to Sir drinks a lot, you are a lightweight! :p: :D

[AndrewJ]

Risk Factors ... $risk_genderTotal Weekly Alcohol UnitsRisk of mortality compared to a non-drinker2.7 UnitsLight Drinker: This is considered as acceptable and poses no additional health risks

[fireman328]

I don't drink :PP:
Neither do I.

[geekspeek]

34% increased mortality.



Surely every one has a 100% mortality rate - we all die, right?

TAXI !!!

[patrickp]

I don't drink :PP:

Neither do I.


Nor me. :cool:

[Paul]

5.6 Units Light Drinker: This is considered as acceptable and poses no additional health risks

[sir_drinks_alot]

Surely every one has a 100% mortality rate - we all die, right?

TAXI !!!

Nop margaret thatcher and that Highlander dude seem Pretty immortal to Me :erm:

I can drink any of you lot under the table. :cool:

[Mal]

Nop margaret thatcher and that Highlander dude seem Pretty immortal to Me :erm:

I can drink any of you lot under the table. :cool:
Well one is mortal and the other is a fictional character...

[Martin]

Nop margaret thatcher and that Highlander dude seem Pretty immortal to Me :erm:

Pssst Highlander isn't real mate!!!


I can drink any of you lot under the table. :cool:

And I thought you were only a moderate drinker? :rolleyes:
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Well one is mortal and the other is a fictional character...

Great minds think alike! LMAO

[Maggy]

No.Haven't had a drink since my anniversary in July.Then I only had two drinks.

[Martin]

No.

Straight to the point coggy! :p:

[sir_drinks_alot]

Pssst Highlander isn't real mate!!!



And I thought you were only a moderate drinker? :rolleyes:
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Great minds think alike! LMAO



Highlander's no real. :Yikes:

moderate my ass that Calculator sucks ass. :mad:

[Martin]

moderate my ass that Calculator sucks ass. :mad:

Me thinks your telling porkys again!!

[Mal]

Highlander's no real. :Yikes:

moderate my ass that Calculator sucks ass. :mad:
Move it on up now...

[Halcyon]

7.7 Units Light Drinker: This is considered as acceptable and poses no additional health risks
I tend to drink the odd glass now and then, a few more on special occasions.
Most weeks I dont drink at all. I guess its just when I'm having fun, going out, or during the summer.

[marky]

What a load of rubbish, it wont allow 3 numbers in the search thingy :disturbd:

[sir_drinks_alot]

What a load of rubbish, it wont allow 3 numbers in the search thingy :disturbd:

:Yikes:

[Halcyon]

LOL

You hardcore drinker you !!!
I bet you dont even need a glass, just pass you the hose from the beer barrel.

You lot should try some old carrabean rum....mental stuff.
Lots of taste, but goes straight to your head.
I'm more a coctail person me, not keen on beer. Wine is nice tho.

[marky]

LOL

You hardcore drinker you !!!
I bet you dont even need a glass, just pass you the hose from the beer barrel.

You lot should try some old carrabean rum....mental stuff.
Lots of taste, but goes straight to your head.
I'm more a coctail person me, not keen on beer. Wine is nice tho. Yuk no, it has to be a nice red or a nice cheap cider :disturbd:

[Ramrod]

I can drink any of you lot under the table. :cool::rofl: :D

[LemonyBrainAid]

I don't drink... much :dozey: :dunce:

[MovedGoalPosts]

I don't drink... much :dozey: :dunce:

Yeh right, still that is the influence of the NTHW clan for you :disturbd:

[Ramrod]

I don't drink... much :dozey: :dunce:
:erm: Nem? :D

[bopdude]

:Yikes: 135.2 not surprised, today alone, have had about 5 pints larger and a bottle and a half of red, not finished yet :disturbd:

[Graham]

I don't drink :PP:

Neither do I :angel:

[carlingman]

Pssst Highlander isn't real mate!!!



And I thought you were only a moderate drinker? :rolleyes:
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Great minds think alike! LMAO

Pssst Highlander is real ;)

Remember that when I am walking behind you with my sword sensing a quickening.


You will know as you will get a strange hissing sound in your ears ;)

:D

[Rough.D]

I can drink any of you lot under the table. :cool:

I do enjoy a challenge like this :D

Got to say what do they call a measure if its a pub measure I aint got a clue as I pour my own :)

I only drink whiskey by the half pint and normally have one of those a night but when gaming at the weekend I have been known to consume three of them :D
I am sure there are folks on here that can confirm this.

I did not take the test as I am sure it would say I am DEAD :D Some mornings I fee llike I am :D

No I am not an alcholic I just like whiskey with my ICE :) :)

[Angua]

I do enjoy a challenge like this :D

Got to say what do they call a measure if its a pub measure I aint got a clue as I pour my own :)

I only drink whiskey by the half pint and normally have one of those a night but when gaming at the weekend I have been known to consume three of them :D
I am sure there are folks on here that can confirm this.

I did not take the test as I am sure it would say I am DEAD :D Some mornings I fee llike I am :D

No I am not an alcholic I just like whiskey with my ICE :) :)

There are now 2 measures for spirits, the standard 25ml and the large 35ml.

If you are on about half a bottle a night you are on 15 or 11 meaures :shrug:

BTW if you can go without for a night or three you are not an alcholic (just drink penty of OJ)

[Rough.D]

^^
I like the idea of OJ but not neat surely ;)
I used to drink vodka &OJ till the cows come home only I never did see the cows come home :)

[Angua]

^^
I like the idea of OJ but not neat surely ;)
I used to drink vodka &OJ till the cows come home only I never did see the cows come home :)

Alcohol uses up Vit C like mad so a combination cancels itself out :tu: :cool: :D

[AndrewJ]

I don't drink... much :dozey: :dunce:

So how much neer is it you drink :p:

[Rough.D]

Many thanks for that as I did wonder what was going on with my body since I started drinking whiskey ;)

So it is a shortage of Vit C :)

Now to remidie that I will have t start drinking Oj or having a neat orange.

[Xaccers]

I hate it when the doctor asks me how many units a week I drink, I just feel so embarrased telling him zero

[Martin]

Pssst Highlander is real ;)

Remember that when I am walking behind you with my sword sensing a quickening.


You will know as you will get a strange hissing sound in your ears ;)

:D

^Bet he drink's Carling Black Label!!! :p::p::p:

[ZrByte]

Don't drink apart from Christmas/New Year and the odd Birthday! Generally I'm driving so don't touch it.

Me too, though oddly enough I do it by choice aswel :) My friends think im crazy but there is nothing I hate more than having to organise a taxi or just having to rely on other people to get home when Im drunk.
There is also the added bonus that I can kinda get a high by proxy i.e. everyone elses drunkenness will losen me up a bit and I can really enjoy myself. Only with the added bonus that I can still drive when I leave :D
I didnt even drink last new year, I took my car with me to a house party so I could transport a tv and some alcohol for a mate of mine, when it got to 11:30pm and I still hadnt touched a bit of alcohol I decided I would rather take my car home than leave it there. Though I did get very drunk on boxing day.



I can drink any of you lot under the table. :cool:

Will have to test that one day, I am a force to be recconed with when I drink, I only know one person who could out drink me, and that was my ex-girlfriend. I really dont know where she puts it, though I do have the advantage of also not suffering with hangovers, so any time she did out drink me I could always rub it in that she would be hungover and I would not :D

[budwieser]

Nop margaret thatcher and that Highlander dude seem Pretty immortal to Me :erm:

I can drink any of you lot under the table. :cool:

I`ll take that challenge!:D

[sir_drinks_alot]

Am drinking right now !

[marky]

Marky now pulls up a chair and waits for the spelling mistakes :)

[sir_drinks_alot]

Marky now pulls up a chair and waits for the spelling mistakes :)

Your going to be on that chair a long time :drunk: :beer: :hyper:

[Shabba]

I drink around 40 -50 tins of beer a week albeit Asda 3% stuff. I'm going to die anyway (due to my ever increasing ciggy intake), no point in delaying it ;)

[marky]

I drink around 40 -50 tins of beer a week albeit Asda 3% stuff. I'm going to die anyway (due to my ever increasing ciggy intake), no point in delaying it ;)

Yep better a day as a tiger than a life as a worm :D

[sir_drinks_alot]

Yep better a day as a tiger than a life as a worm :D

True :tu: :beer:

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo

[Shabba]

Or 37 years as a worm trying too hard to keep up :)

[Martin]

Marky now pulls up a chair and waits for the spelling mistakes :)

You missed one....

Am drinking right now !

Shouldn't that be I am or I'm drinking now!! :p:



Your going to be on that chair a long time

I think not!! :p:

[Stuart]

Tests like this have one major flaw. They require that you both know how much you drink while drunk and are honest about how much you drink..

Now, I have no problem with being honest about how much I drink. However, when drunk, I do have trouble recalling how much I have drunk.

[Martin]

Tests like this have one major flaw. They require that you both know how much you drink while drunk and are honest about how much you drink..

Now, I have no problem with being honest about how much I drink. However, when drunk, I do have trouble recalling how much I have drunk.

That's a good point! If i was to challenge you to a drinking contest then how would either of us know who won since we'd both end up very drunk! LOL

[marky]

Msn and break out the webcams :drunk:

[sir_drinks_alot]

You missed one....



Shouldn't that be I am or I'm drinking now!! :p:





I think not!! :p:

http://bestsmileys.com/doh/3.gif


:Yikes:

[Martin]

Msn and break out the webcams :drunk:

Televised madness! Hmmmm i don't make a good sentance when i'm sober let alone after a few pints!!

[sir_drinks_alot]

Televised madness! Hmmmm i don't make a good sentance when i'm sober let alone after a few pints!!

Tis true :tu:

[Tuftus]

Risk Factors ... $risk_gender
Total Weekly Alcohol Units Risk of mortality compared to a non-drinker
98.5 Units You are classified as a heavy drinker. Men who drink greater than 35 units per week have a 74% increased mortality rate and are twice as likely to suffer a stroke.

[sir_drinks_alot]

cheers everyone :beer: :beer: :beer:

[ZrByte]

Yep better a day as a tiger than a life as a worm :D

But who ever heard of a worm skin rug? ;)

[marky]

But who ever heard of a worm skin rug? ;)
I just new there was another person that watches red dwarf :D

[Bifta]

0-2 units a week normally

[punky]

I rarely drink, but when I do, its to excess. I binge every couple of months probably. Don't know what that makes me, light drinker I suppose

[ZrByte]

I just new there was another person that watches red dwarf :D

:D When I was reading through the posts after yours I was hoping nobody else had said it so I would get the chance :D

[budwieser]

Red Dwarf is the Mutts Nuts!:D

Smmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggghhhheeeee eaaaaaaaaadddd!

[sir_drinks_alot]

yes sir i do :Yikes: :disturbd:

[Graham]

Yep better a day as a tiger than a life as a worm :D

But who ever heard of a worm skin rug? ;)

Alternatively:

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into Jet Intakes :)

[marky]

Alternatively:

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into Jet Intakes :)
Allways the clever one, 2 in my family :erm:

[sir_drinks_alot]

mr blue sky ! say hello :)

One day soon i hope Isabel lucas will give my heart back. :(

[Martin]

mr blue sky ! say hello :)

One day soon i hope Isabel lucas will give my heart back. :(

Eh? Give us a clue because i'm not following? Who is this isabel? What's it got to do with drinking and who the hell is Mr Blue Sky?

[sir_drinks_alot]

Eh? Give us a clue because i'm not following? Who is this isabel? What's it got to do with drinking and who the hell is Mr Blue Sky?

She's a woman who hurt my feelings look Through the forms and you will find her. :(

elecric light orchestra :) ;)

[Martin]

She's a woman who hurt my feelings look Through the forms and you will find her. :(

I have looked through the "Forms" and i can only find a couple of mentions one in the Lust over thread were you obviously like her and then several other post were you say you don't! So i'm back to wondering what you are on about again!


elecric light orchestra :) ;)


But what has Mr Blue Sky got to do with this thread?

No forget it i've lost the will to live!

[sir_drinks_alot]

I have looked through the "Forms" and i can only find a couple of mentions one in the Lust over thread were you obviously like her and then several other post were you say you don't! So i'm back to wondering what you are on about again!




But what has Mr Blue Sky got to do with this thread?

No forget it i've lost the will to live!

Am to drunk to know what's going on ask me all this stuff Again in the morning
:erm:

[marky]

I have looked through the "Forms" and i can only find a couple of mentions one in the Lust over thread were you obviously like her and then several other post were you say you don't! So i'm back to wondering what you are on about again!



But what has Mr Blue Sky got to do with this thread?

No forget it i've lost the will to live! Me thinks that sir drink a lot has drank a lot ;)

[sir_drinks_alot]

Me thinks that sir drink a lot has drank a lot ;)

I think so to :cool: :D

My ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling i went you to plat with my ding-a-ling !

[Martin]

Am to drunk to know what's going on ask me all this stuff Again in the morning
:erm:

Tell you what.... leave yourself a note and comeback to this thread tommorrow then help makes sense of "Mr Blue Sky" and Why this women who is quite possibly an actress broke your heart!

Me thinks that sir drink a lot has drank a lot ;)


He could drink us under the table apparently! :rolleyes:
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I think so to :cool: :D

My ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling i went you to plat with my ding-a-ling !

Plat? Drinks you ain't making any sense dude!

Time to shut the computer down and sleep it off! :erm:

[marky]

Marky now thinks back to this http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/showpost.php?p=585545&postcount=49

[sir_drinks_alot]

Marky now thinks back to this http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/showpost.php?p=585545&postcount=49

:Yikes:

[Martin]

Marky now thinks back to this http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/showpost.php?p=585545&postcount=49

And there are plenty. :p: Hmmmm I'm curious now as to how old drinks is!

BTW Any idea what Emma alert is?

[Wicked_and_Crazy]

Surely every one has a 100% mortality rate - we all die, right?

TAXI !!!

No, a mortality rate is the number of deaths in a year

[sir_drinks_alot]

BTW Any idea what Emma alert is?

That's Top secret. :cool:

[Martin]

That's Top secret. :cool:

**Bang's head against wall** :rolleyes: