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downquark1
14-10-2003, 09:29
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3189224.stm

:eek:

Bex
14-10-2003, 14:17
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3189224.stm

:eek:

bexy keeps away from men who drink coffee :rofl:

Tobacco has no effect on sperm quality but can lead to erectile dysfunction, the same research has found.


this surprises me actually....considering what the gov put on cig packets.....and also i heard menthol cigs were BAD for a bloke's sperm count :erm:

Paul K
14-10-2003, 14:20
You know, for some reason when I clicked this link I expected to see Kronas as poster ;) Think I had better cut down my coffee intake :disturbd:

Ramrod
14-10-2003, 14:21
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3189224.stm

:eek:
It says that coffee helps motility but nothing about sperm count.....I always thought that caffein was bad for sperm count.

Bex
14-10-2003, 14:22
You know, for some reason when I clicked this link I expected to see Kronas as poster ;) Think I had better cut down my coffee intake :disturbd:
:rofl: :rofl:

maybe people will start using it as a "wonder drug" if they can't get preggers.....can imagine women all over the world, forcing their spouses to drink more coffee :rofl:

Paul K
14-10-2003, 14:24
Will certainly help keep them awake a bit more ;)

Bex
14-10-2003, 14:25
Will certainly help keep them awake a bit more ;)

indeed...........:naughty:

downquark1
14-10-2003, 14:27
You know, for some reason when I clicked this link I expected to see Kronas as poster ;) Think I had better cut down my coffee intake :disturbd:
Yes I was going to say this was a Kronas type post but, we promised not to make fun of him in another thread didn't we?

ian@huth
14-10-2003, 14:32
Brings a new meaning to the question "How about coming back to my place for coffee?".

Salu
14-10-2003, 15:46
How do they drink it though?

Marge
14-10-2003, 15:50
Reminds self to stock up on the old Nescafe from Asda :naughty:

Bex
14-10-2003, 16:18
Reminds self to stock up on the old Nescafe from Asda :naughty:
:erm: watch out men :rofl:

Maggy
14-10-2003, 16:25
You know as soon as I saw this on the news this morning I knew that it would appear here.Only I though kronas would be the thread starter.I half won the bet with myself.I'm richer by 25p.I see Paul and I think along the same lines.

Now how do I persuade the old man to forswear coffee for the next 10 years?

Incog.

zoombini
14-10-2003, 16:26
Hmm, do you rub it on?

Does it make the sperm more hyper, touchy & bitchy?

When it wears off, do the sperm then slow down to almost stopping, like what happens to me after drinking lots of coffee & it wearing off.

Does cappuchino make things go better than ordinary?

I'll say nowt about the chocolate bits... :D

trebor
14-10-2003, 18:09
will nescafe get sued ? erm it's a thought, are they responsible for my kids :dunce:
will they have to start putting warnings on the jars.
caffeine seriously increases the risk of pregnancy, stress and poverty.

downquark1
14-10-2003, 18:12
You know as soon as I saw this on the news this morning I knew that it would appear here.Only I though kronas would be the thread starter.I half won the bet with myself.I'm richer by 25p.I see Paul and I think along the same lines. I know, I wanted to get here before kronas, but it's strange how these things make the more popular threads. :rolleyes:

Tiptoes
15-10-2003, 07:00
Can I sue PG then for firing blanks?


cheeky little monkeys.