Something for Russ [Archive]

AndrewJ

20-08-2005, 20:07

Wayne hair restoration for a 17yr old hmm it will happen soon young man you just need to be patient.

:LOL:

Maggy

20-08-2005, 22:15

Incog moves chair out of impact zone... ;)

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 22:18

maybe russell embraces his slaphead...

me personally, would take to wearing a woolly hat the rest of my life... wigs are a big nono ;)

danielf

20-08-2005, 22:19

What causes male hair loss?

Some men have areas on the scalp that are very sensitive to the male sex hormones that circulate in men's blood. The hormones make the hair follicles - from which hair grows - shrink. Eventually, they become so small that they cannot replace lost hairs. The follicles are still alive, but are no longer able to perform their task.

I think Wayne is suggesting that Russ can no longer perform the task...

Mal

20-08-2005, 22:19

me personally, would take to wearing a woolly hat the rest of my life
If you do, can we call you Benny? ;)

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 22:21

If you do, can we call you Benny? ;)

i don't get it :erm:

you can call me benny now if you like, if it makes you happy :disturbd:

Mal

20-08-2005, 22:22

i don't get it :erm:

you can call me benny now if you like, if it makes you happy :disturbd:
Oh, sorry, you're too young for crossroads... :)

dilli-theclaw

20-08-2005, 22:23

Oh, sorry, you're too young for crossroads... :)

MISS DIANE!!!!!!

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 22:23

Oh, sorry, you're too young for crossroads... :)

never heard of it :dunce:

Shaun

20-08-2005, 22:28

I think this could get interesting best get the chair and popcorn ready.. :LOL:

Bottle of Pop Aunt Flo? :D

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 22:30

i still reckon it is wayne who has the problem... russell has been bald all his life, has he not?

Mal

20-08-2005, 22:31

never heard of it :dunce:
Link (http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0057741/)

Here's Benny...

AndrewJ

20-08-2005, 22:32

i still reckon it is wayne who has the problem... russell has been bald all his life, has he not?

Depends on where the application is. :disturbd:

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 22:32

are you saying i look like that thing? :mad:

Mal

20-08-2005, 22:33

are you saying i look like that thing? :mad:
Well you could if you wore a woolly hat ;) :D

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 22:35

Well you could if you wore a woolly hat ;) :D

:2up: i'll get you boy... ;)

he is like some old sheep farmer...

Maggy

20-08-2005, 22:41

Well now this is better than what's on the box at the moment.. :)

Mal

20-08-2005, 22:45

:2up: i'll get you boy... ;)

he is like some old sheep farmer...Before I go any further, I would just like to remind you, that it was you who mentioned the sheep...

As you're from Yorkshire, I would have thought that it was the normal attire, to look like a sheep farmer...makes it easier to pull ;) :D

Shaun

20-08-2005, 22:48

never heard of it :dunce:

Child!!!

The Motel, it's on fire - - - - - - MUM!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D
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As you're from Yorkshire, I would have thought that it was the normal attire, to look like a sheep farmer...makes it easier to pull ;) :D

Lads you lust over territory I know but isn't Andy Sugden turning into a nice lad :naughty:

Mal

20-08-2005, 22:51

Lads you lust over territory I know but isn't Andy Sugden turning into a nice lad :naughty:
I meant that they wouldn't scare the sheep off before they could catch them ;) :D

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 22:55

that's wales where the sheep farmers are, mal.... that would be russell territory.... so get him to wear t'at ;)

Mal

20-08-2005, 22:57

that's wales where the sheep farmers are, mal.... that would be russell territory.... so get him to wear t'at ;)
Nah, I've seen Emmerdale Farm, there's loads of sheep in Yorkshire. ;) :D

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 23:00

Nah, I've seen Emmerdale Farm, there's loads of sheep in Yorkshire. ;) :D

yeah but that is NORTH yorkshire... i live in WEST yorkshire ;)

Mal

20-08-2005, 23:02

yeah but that is NORTH yorkshire... i live in WEST yorkshire ;)
So the sheep don't stray then? :D

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 23:09

So the sheep don't stray then? :D

git. :p:

we have goats here in west yorkshire ;)

Mal

20-08-2005, 23:12

git. :p:

we have goats here in west yorkshire ;)
So you like a bit of danger then? I've heard that the horns can do some damage to the inexperienced ;) :D

Dave Stones

20-08-2005, 23:17

So you like a bit of danger then? I've heard that the horns can do some damage to the inexperienced ;) :D

but to the experienced, they are used as love handles ;)

has no experience with farmyard animals of any kind, though can't vouch for anyone else on this forum... :erm:

Mal

20-08-2005, 23:22

but to the experienced, they are used as love handles ;)

has no experience with farmyard animals of any kind, though can't vouch for anyone else on this forum... :erm:
Do we believe you? :scratch:

Russ

20-08-2005, 23:47

/me searches for the "I really couldn't give a flying fudge" smiley.....

Florence

21-08-2005, 01:11

/me searches for the "I really couldn't give a flying fudge" smiley.....

I was hoping for a little more Russ, I presume they are jealous as it takes them too long to wash their hair and dry it before going out. :angel:
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Bottle of Pop Aunt Flo? :D
Yes had to have Pepsi Max today to keep me going

homealone

21-08-2005, 01:12

/searches for 'flying fudge packers' link

sorry :angel:

AndrewJ

21-08-2005, 01:12

This a suitable smiley right now? :disturbd:

Admin edit: (Russ) offensive smiley removed.

Florence

21-08-2005, 01:15

This a suitable smiley right now? :disturbd:

On a family forum I think it could be a little over the top. :erm:

marky

21-08-2005, 01:16

This a suitable smiley right now? :disturbd:

bad form thats not nice :naughty:

i meen thats wrong dont do it :td: can allways dissapear cant it;)

Russ

21-08-2005, 09:26

That answer your question?

Maggy

21-08-2005, 12:13

That's it is it?Oh well I had a nice nap. ;)

greencreeper

21-08-2005, 13:57

he is like some old sheep farmer...
Says him who currently lives in the hills in the middle of nowhere.

/searches for 'flying fudge packers' link
Could probably use that phrase in relation to most airlines.

I quite like bald men, so long as the hair at the sides isn't long or grown into a comb over :disturbd:

Jules

21-08-2005, 14:01

Dave lives in west Yorkshire? :eek:

greencreeper

21-08-2005, 14:13

Dave lives in west Yorkshire? :eek:
Mirfield I believe. It has a canal. I think that's it :erm:

Dave Stones

21-08-2005, 14:17

Mirfield I believe. It has a canal. I think that's it :erm:

oi, cheeky sod... it has a couple of cricket pitches too ;)
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yes, i do live in mirfield half of the year...the other half i am slaving away down in birmingham...

Stuart

21-08-2005, 14:19

Dave, does Mirfield have Electricity?

Maggy

21-08-2005, 14:21

Incog thinks about having a :beer:

Dave Stones

21-08-2005, 14:26

Dave, does Mirfield have Electricity?

ok, just to clarify this to everyone who thinks i live in some backwater place...

yes, mirfield does have electricity, yes it has farms and cricket pitches and canals... it is also the mirfield show today which is a very popular event ;)

it also has a population >20,000 people, and is technically still a village as it doesn't have a town hall....

patrick stewart was born here. debbie lindley (calendar/itv weather girl) was born here. dave stones (i am one of 3 that lives here) was born here.

oh, and NTL cabled here... and we have gas... telephone lines... lots of cats and dogs...

:p: