What would you do for £60,000?

[chuzzlemonkey]

Its a lot of monies :D

[Raistlin]

Are you offering to give the money to the person that comes up with the best list?


Pay off my debts (all except the mortgage, which this amount won't cover);
Marry Mrs-M-to-Be;
Buy a second car so that I've got the flexibility to move to a job that I want rather than one that I can get to easily with my current transport arrangements;
Get some guitar lessons.

[chuzzlemonkey]

Buy myself a really nice computer then give the rest to someone that really needs it. i sure as hell won't be all that much happier with loads of money.

LOL

Not what would you buy...

What would you do for £60,000

If someone offered you 60k..what would you be willing to do.

(new computer would be good though :) )

[broadbandking]

Depends on which terms really but I would go as far as no sex for six months lol

[chuzzlemonkey]

Depends on which terms really but I would go as far as no sex for six months lol

Well i had to do that for free, remember? :erm:
*reminds broadbandking to keep it on topic after this post!* lol

[Raistlin]

Ah right, what would you do for rather than what would you do with.

Well, for £60k I'd be prepared to go and work for a professional IT security company either in a Penetration Testing, Digital Forensics, or general Consultancy, role. My preference would be for one of the last two on that list though ;)

[Hugh]

Why would I take a substantial pay cut? ;)

[joglynne]

I certainly wouldn't do anything illegal or immoral for any amount of money and I can't think of anyone who would offer me £60,000 to do anything else. :(

If someone gave it me with no strings attached I would definitely hit the shoe shops for a day before I became all responsible and sorted out my families begging letters. :D

[lauzjp]

hmm... I would - run around the block of shops once, naked. At night. Possibly.

but I will accept cash only. ;)

[joglynne]

hmm... I would - run around the block of shops once, naked. At night. Possibly.

but I will accept cash only. ;)

I'd be lucky to get 60p for doing that let alone £60,000. :D

[superbiatch]

Obviously with taking a paycut, I'd expect a cut in my hours also :dozey:

[Saaf_laandon_mo]

I'd be lucky to get 60p for doing that let alone £60,000. :D


I'll send you 1pound 20, - can you do 2 laps?

[joglynne]

I'll send you 1pound 20, - can you do 2 laps?

Any more offers of payment? only 99998 more laps left to be sponsored before I give it a go. https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2011/03/58.gif

[Raistlin]

Stick me down for 10 laps :D

[chuzzlemonkey]

I've got 50p :D

[Julian]

I've got 50p :D

You could try giving it to your missus, perhaps you'll see some change?

[chuzzlemonkey]

And do what with it? lol

[LondonRoad]

For £60000 I'd be willing to cycle to work for a year. I'd even through in my car, ;)

[DRZ400]

I've got £60000 in cash ...... but just lost my job. :(

[bopdude]

For £60,000 I would stop posting crap threads :dozey:





Would you ?

[LondonRoad]

For £60,000 I would stop posting crap threads :dozey:





Would you ?


I'd do that for £50000. There's an idea for a thread what would you do for.... ;)

[The Hitman]

I would spoon out Mrs Chuzzlemonkey's 1 week old Yule tide logg. I would then add some flour and some holly with it. Then pass it onto Mr Chuzzle served on a platter. ;):D

[lucy7]

For £60,000 I will be prepared to clean your house and do your washing and ironing all year round.

Weekends off of course, and 6 weeks paid hoildays.

You on Chuzzle???

[zing_deleted]

For £60,000 I will be prepared to clean your house and do your washing and ironing all year round.

Weekends off of course, and 6 weeks paid hoildays.

You on Chuzzle???

for a grand a week surely you will do it naked with a broom somewhere so you can sweep the floor at the same time lol lol

[lucy7]

Who showed you that photo?????

[zing_deleted]

google lol lol :)

[The Hitman]

for a grand a week surely you will do it naked with a broom somewhere so you can sweep the floor at the same time lol lol

You keep yer fins off. When I start work for you next week ;)

[joglynne]

I've got 50p :D

Cheapskate!

[chuzzlemonkey]

Cheapskate!

But you love me Jo... and i shall repay you mainly with love! lol :angel:

[joglynne]

But you love me Jo... and i shall repay you mainly with love! lol :angel:

Oh you smooth talker. OK I'll let you off the 10p if your that broke. https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2013/08/11.gif

[LondonRoad]

I suddenly feel like a gooseberry in this thread. I'll leave you two to it. ;)

[Acathla]

For 60k I'll do whatever you want me to ... big boy ;)

lol

[LondonRoad]

For 60k I'll do whatever you want me to ... big boy ;)

lol

Anything :shocked:

I bet you'd reconsider that offer if you saw how massive my







.... back log of ironing is. :angel:

[pabscars]

hmm... I would - run around the block of shops once, naked. At night. Possibly.

but I will accept cash only. ;)

Ive done that for free, one night after a few sherbets, i ran round the block with not a stitch on, and stuck my old man through next doors letterbox, then rang the bell, needless to say they didnt answer the door :shocked:

[LondonRoad]

Ive done that for free, one night after a few sherbets, i ran round the block with not a stitch on, and stuck my old man through next doors letterbox, then rang the bell, needless to say they didnt answer the door :shocked:

Is your Dad quite small then or do next door have a massive big letter box?:D

[pabscars]

Is your Dad quite small then or do next door have a massive big letter box?:D

Alas, your first suggestion is correct :no: